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I am so sick of dogs
Wren
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maybe you haven't noticed, but many media outlets can't shut up about how smart dogs are. yes they're as smart as a 2 year old, oh my gosh that's amazing right? not really.
look, have you ever met a 2 year old? they're fucking stupid. adorable, but stupid. like a dog. being as smart as a 2 year old is like being as attractive as a garden slug. perhaps the headlines should read DOGS AS STUPID AS 2 YEAR OLDS, NO ONE SURPRISED.
you want smart? try fucking corvids (no, don't try literally fucking corvids, they can only handle a millimeter or two at best). they're at least as smart as 5 year olds and they're birds. birds that are the size of your average dogs head. they know all about complex problem solving, future planning, using tools to get to other tools to get food (something chimpanzees can't even do) and so and so on.
Science Illustrated has a nice article on them. read it at the stands maybe or google I DONT CARE.
the only thing dogs have on crows and the like is that they can wear goggles. or rather, doggles. totally badass so GIS that shit.
so general dog/corvid/doggle thread.
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perhaps pony, perhaps.
i was going to make a joke about switching to birds here
yeah but I'm on to you people
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Diamond Dogs by David Bowie
sound a lot like
Charmless Man by Blur
fucking memmaker
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God damn, you're slow.
Also, don't shit talk dogs, they're awesome.
People have an incredible weakness to unconditional love, even if it isn't actually love and is totally meaningless to the one dispensing it.
LoL: j0hnh4m
what is wrong with you people
Those bastards make you feel a little less terrible about life.
thanks dogs
i appreciate that you were barking at the people that weren't walking in front of our house.
DOG is swinging?
Bitches in this apartment complex love some motherfuckin' dogs. Fuck that deposit/extra money per month.
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Seriously I find maybe one nice cat in 20.
dogs are pretty nice as long as I don't have to take care of them and also they don't have shitty owners that let them do whatever the fuck.
most cats are chill with me
Yes. That is it. It is me.