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I am so sick of dogs

WrenWren Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Singularity Engine++
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maybe you haven't noticed, but many media outlets can't shut up about how smart dogs are. yes they're as smart as a 2 year old, oh my gosh that's amazing right? not really.

look, have you ever met a 2 year old? they're fucking stupid. adorable, but stupid. like a dog. being as smart as a 2 year old is like being as attractive as a garden slug. perhaps the headlines should read DOGS AS STUPID AS 2 YEAR OLDS, NO ONE SURPRISED.

you want smart? try fucking corvids (no, don't try literally fucking corvids, they can only handle a millimeter or two at best). they're at least as smart as 5 year olds and they're birds. birds that are the size of your average dogs head. they know all about complex problem solving, future planning, using tools to get to other tools to get food (something chimpanzees can't even do) and so and so on.

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Science Illustrated has a nice article on them. read it at the stands maybe or google I DONT CARE.

the only thing dogs have on crows and the like is that they can wear goggles. or rather, doggles. totally badass so GIS that shit.

so general dog/corvid/doggle thread.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    furry thread

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What about dawgz?

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pets are stupid. I'm waiting for a car to hit my cat so I can be rid of her bullshit

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    fury thread

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    furry thread

    perhaps pony, perhaps.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fury thread

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    trying fucking corvids

    i was going to make a joke about switching to birds here

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    trying fucking corvids

    i was going to make a joke about switching to birds here

    yeah but I'm on to you people

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  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Waitin' for some JoeUser doggle posts.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fury thread

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Is it just me or does

    Diamond Dogs by David Bowie

    sound a lot like

    Charmless Man by Blur

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    me too!
    fucking memmaker

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Airking850 wrote: »
    Waitin' for some JoeUser doggle posts.

    :oops:

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    We just had this thread like a few days ago. I made it.

    God damn, you're slow.

    Also, don't shit talk dogs, they're awesome.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    People care about their pets too much, in general. They are animals when it comes down to it, broseph.

    People have an incredible weakness to unconditional love, even if it isn't actually love and is totally meaningless to the one dispensing it.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    People care about their pets too much, in general. They are animals when it comes down to it, broseph.

    People have an incredible weakness to unconditional love, even if it isn't actually love and is totally meaningless to the one dispensing it.
    stop saying stupid shit

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    People care about their pets too much, in general. They are animals when it comes down to it, broseph.

    People have an incredible weakness to unconditional love, even if it isn't actually love and is totally meaningless to the one dispensing it.
    Trig... is that you?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ...who the fuck
    what is wrong with you people

    Those bastards make you feel a little less terrible about life.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the dogs woke me up this morning by barking inbetween my alarm going off every time i hit snooze

    thanks dogs

    i appreciate that you were barking at the people that weren't walking in front of our house.

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  • animal companionanimal companion Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    who is swinging?

    DOG is swinging?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    HAHAHAHA, FUCK YES! THAT DOG IS IN A FUCKING SWING!

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    yo its a dog in a swing

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The neighbors two my left have two giant dogs, a smaller one (who is quite ferocious), and a bird of some sort. They are lovely and PETA. The ones to my right have a smaller doodle that kind of smelled bad yesterday, but I think she'd just picked him up. Dalmation upstairs

    Bitches in this apartment complex love some motherfuckin' dogs. Fuck that deposit/extra money per month.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    More impressive if he were swinging himself.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited August 2009
    d'ye like dags?

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    why did that swing get a dog in it

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited August 2009
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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    With such reasoning, dog going down water slide is better, though he's just running mostly.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    ahaha that dog is just chillin' in the swing

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fuck cats too

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    fuck cats too

    Seriously I find maybe one nice cat in 20.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    i need to buy a dog

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my cats are awesome

    dogs are pretty nice as long as I don't have to take care of them and also they don't have shitty owners that let them do whatever the fuck.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    fuck cats too

    Seriously I find maybe one nice cat in 20.
    must be something about you
    most cats are chill with me

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    fuck cats too

    Seriously I find maybe one nice cat in 20.
    must be something about you
    most cats are chill with me

    Yes. That is it. It is me.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    god mundus even cats can tell what a huge asshole you are

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