I am so sick of dogs

seizureorbs

ask him if he is a dracula

Kuribo's Shoe

He left. A mystery for the ages.

Callius

Dan, tell me how to become a fatty.

seizureorbs

> follow dracula

Callius

Fiz wrote: »

I don't

That is

Why would you post a thing saying you are great at cooking in a thread about dogs? DON'T TEMPT ME WITH OBVIOUS RACIST JOKES

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=14002

Stale

Callius wrote: »

Dan, tell me how to become a fatty.

red beans and rice erryday


Mix Weight Gainer and Whey Isolate Protein at a triple dose daily, blend with frozen fruit and Sunny D.

Buy injectable B-complex at 500% RDA and inject twice weekly.

Each morning eat two cups of cream of wheat heavily creamed with full cream and butter.

Callius

OR... I could not, 'cause got-dayum

PiptheFair

buy tub of ice cream

eat said tub

repeat

Kuribo's Shoe

some people have to work at it

some people just have the gift 8-)

ZeroFill

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

There is a dude on this bus who looks exactly like twilight

should I ask if he is a Dracula

Kuribo's Shoe

I want that board

Stale

Callius wrote: »

OR... I could not, 'cause got-dayum

thats maybe half my intake to maintain the weight I have now.

Callius

Dan, I'm sorry you're so broken.

If it's any consolation I, unlike god, don't hate you.

Kuribo's Shoe

now that I think of it, just about all of my friends are unnaturally skinny.

I wonder if that's a subconscious attempt to undermine my own self-esteem

wouldn't be the first time

Callius

So, I know I often link you things which make you spend way more money than anyone has a right to... but you have got to check these iPhone cases out, Dan.

Kuribo's Shoe

Callius wrote: »

So, I know I often link you things which make you spend way more money than anyone has a right to... but you have got to check these iPhone cases out, Dan.

those are horrendous

Kuribo's Shoe

I mean I know I'm the last dude to be calling something gaudy but I dunno

even I'd feel the fool rockin' one of those

that could just be the negative stigma I attach to japanese imagery these days due to nerds though

PiptheFair

yo dawg we heard you like cases so we put a case in yo case so you can look audacious while you casing

The Geek

Stale wrote: »

Callius wrote: »

Dan, tell me how to become a fatty.

red beans and rice erryday


Mix Weight Gainer and Whey Isolate Protein at a triple dose daily, blend with frozen fruit and Sunny D.

Buy injectable B-complex at 500% RDA and inject twice weekly.

Each morning eat two cups of cream of wheat heavily creamed with full cream and butter.

ewwwwwwww, Sunny D

Callius

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

I mean I know I'm the last dude to be calling something gaudy but I dunno

even I'd feel the fool rockin' one of those

that could just be the negative stigma I attach to japanese imagery these days due to nerds though

I recall someone's polyester Dragonball Z button ups... but I can't remember who...

PiptheFair

Callius wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

I mean I know I'm the last dude to be calling something gaudy but I dunno

even I'd feel the fool rockin' one of those

that could just be the negative stigma I attach to japanese imagery these days due to nerds though

I recall someone's polyester Dragonball Z button ups... but I can't remember who...

were they nastasha's?

cuase that'd be kinda hot

Callius

Seriously though, Shoeseph... those are fuckin' hand-painted, laquer cases. That's fucking pimp as shit.

And the designs, though Japanese, are more subdued and traditional than most otaku-styled bullshit (like polyester dragon t-shirts).

Fabricate

is there a case that turns my phone into an anime?

Fabricate

if there is I'd probably use it ironically

Kuribo's Shoe

look I had a phase I got over it

Callius

But you left scars, spencer.

you still carry them with you to this day.

Der Waffle Mous

I subconsciously added an n to the word "dogs" in the title and now I can't un-see it.

ZeroFill

ndogs

Cold Salmon and Hatred

dnogs

GRMike

But dogs really are great.

jwalk

You're stupid. This thread is stupid.

SirToasty

dags

unintentional

Haha jwalk's signature in this thread

Munkus Beaver

Oh. Dags.

I like dags.

I like caravans more.

Centipede Damascus

I might buy one of those cases if I were some sort of millionaire rock star who owned an iPhone

Goatmon

I'd buy one, but I'm too busy buying clothes so I can have something to wear when I go clothes shopping.

Air

shoe you are being overly careful about not looking like an otaku
if you look at those cases, even the ones without big japanese characters, and all you think is how much of a weeaboo you would look like then i think there is some inner weeaboo shame you need to be addressing


and on the topic of weight gain
i was in a doctors waiting room leafing through womens magazines and saw this story about a new nurse in the anorexic ward or whatever casually enjoying some of the leftover milkshakes or whatever they got for the anorexic girls
after a week she had gained 5kg
i mean shit

autono-wally, erotibot300

Callius wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

well, at least you don't have to worry about that one

Erm... yeah I do.

Weight management goes in the other direction. I'm borderline "severely underweight." I was hoping I could get to a doctor at some point soon and figure out if there's anything that can be done aside from "eat a fucking sandwich, fatty." Not that I have much hope, but there you go.

maybe some sort of mild hyperthyroidism?

Callius

autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »

maybe some sort of mild hyperthyroidism?

I dunno! No way to tell!

Straightzi

Urgh I should be trying to gain weight

I mean not only am I underweight for my size normally

I still gotta gain back all that shit I lost from not eating for a week due to illness

This'll probably mean working out more though, and I'm super lazy