I am so sick of dogs

The Geek

You guys are makin' me hungry.

Fandyien

I'm horribly malnourished and I don't have any drugs so I feel like ass.

The Far Side

The Far Side wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tq0GryEsPs

dog in a swing

The Geek

swog in a ding

Moriveth

swig in a dong

Straightzi

Swigging a dong

unintentional

dong in a dog

Straightzi

unintentional wrote: »

dong in a dog

Nah, he's sick of dogs

Didn't you read the OP?

No Great Name

that's because he caught dog flu

Centipede Damascus

Straightzi wrote: »

Urgh I should be trying to gain weight

I mean not only am I underweight for my size normally

I still gotta gain back all that shit I lost from not eating for a week due to illness

This'll probably mean working out more though, and I'm super lazy

I will trade you metabolisms

Dislexic

Callius wrote: »

i truly do not know what to think of this.

Straightzi

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Straightzi wrote: »

Urgh I should be trying to gain weight

I mean not only am I underweight for my size normally

I still gotta gain back all that shit I lost from not eating for a week due to illness

This'll probably mean working out more though, and I'm super lazy

I will trade you metabolisms

I'd honestly like a slower metabolism at times, it would encourage me to eat better and exercise more than I do

Other times I sit around eating chips all day and am pretty content with that

ZeroFill

I dont think you're allowed to make portal references or jokes

Mr. Henry Bemis

i'm trying to gain some weight

so far this has amounted to taking up cycling and increasing the amount of sliced meat on my average sandwich

my family has a weight bench we never use, i ought to actually start actually eating more and lift some dang weights

PiptheFair

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

i'm trying to gain some weight

so far this has amounted to taking up cycling and increasing the amount of sliced meat on my average sandwich

my family has a weight bench we never use, i ought to actually start actually eating more and lift some dang weights

those are both terrible methods to gain weight

unintentional

yeah, start using whipped cream instead of milk. you'll gain weight REALLY fast that way

Mr. Henry Bemis

alright because of pip the plan is now fasting and yoga

Dog

thats good, bring your metabolism down bro

PiptheFair

riding a bike will increase your metabolism and cause you to lose weight and increased protein intake is not that great an idea

take in more complex carbs and fats

Mr. Henry Bemis

oh i thought you meant the lifting weights and eating more

gaining weight is secondary to overall fitness and endurance for me, and cycling is the bomb tittiest so

overall i'm just attempting to move to being more active with my nerd ass body

PiptheFair

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

oh i thought you meant the lifting weights and eating more

gaining weight is secondary to overall fitness and endurance for me

overall i'm just attempting to move to being more active

well then forget it, riding is a great idea

swimming is better though

however, eat more fiber anyway