The Graphic Violence Phalla - Day 9 - X-Men and City of San Fransisco Victorious!

Faynor

Careful. Lonelyahava is an evil witch who ensorcels men with her magic vagina.

jkylefulton

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

lonelyahava

She had the right skin tone for the role. That was about it. And she could do the accent. Sorta.

I claim the absolute right to fondle and fawn over whoever gets to be hugh jackman.

Or gambit.

Edit:: Shut up, Faynor. You're ruining my chances at finding new playtoys.

shalmelo

Ah, almost missed this, what with it hiding in comixland - sign me up!

Captain Eleven

Faynor wrote: »

Captain Eleven wrote: »

SIGNED UP SO HARD

I call Wolverine.

This phalla is based around the concept that everyone is Storm, as played by Halle Berry.

Spoiler:

Juuuuust kidding!

Spoiler:

Or am I?

GRUDGED FOR ALL ETERNITY

Balefuego

Lucascraft wrote: »

I understand the gist of the game. I've read the wiki and I've even played Mafia a time or two in real life.

But as far as forum based gameplay goes, I'm a bit uncertain how we are to conduct ourselves. Are we supposed to be roleplaying, or speaking in-character, or what? How exactly does this game proceed? What are we doing during the "mingle periods" of the daytime?

I'd suggest reading some of the games in Critical Failures

M.D.

!sign for starting

OptimusZed

Signup.

Don't make me one of the sucky ones, please.

Captain Eleven

Do not trust lonelyahava.

She's fiesty.

Faynor

Alright! We've got everyone.

I'll start working on the PMs and such.

Balefuego

just know Faynor


if you make me Beak or Gambit or Shatterstar I will destroy you utterly

Faynor

Bambitstar

OptimusZed

Balefuego wrote: »

just know Faynor


if you make me Beak or Gambit or Shatterstar I will destroy you utterly

Because you'd be made of awesome?

Shatterstar is the best non-mutant X-person ever. His superpower was unlimited weapon proficiency slots. AWESOME.

Balefuego

OptimusZed is dying day 1 for liking Shatterstar

OptimusZed

Balefuego wrote: »

OptimusZed is dying day 1 for liking Shatterstar

Irony is lost on phalla?

Edit: I actually have the issue where Warpath and Shatterstar fastball special the Juggernaut's helmet off, then Spidey webs it off the roof. Great moments in Liefeldery.

lonelyahava

mmmm Gambit.

Always trust me.

M.D.

I wanna be gambit

Zandracon

You can be Jubilee

Robos A Go Go

I like Shatterstar now that his hair is short and he likes boys.

OptimusZed

lonelyahava wrote: »

mmmm Gambit.

You like that red-eyed, professional liar, owned body and soul by Mr. Sinister type, huh?

It's kind of a niche demo.

Balefuego

Rictor can do way better than Shatterstar

OptimusZed

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

I like Shatterstar now that his hair is short and he likes boys.

I was not aware of this change, but it does make him much cooler.

Orange Soda

Dibs on Apocalypse

Robos A Go Go

I'd try to find a scan, but then Peter David would have my legs broken.

lonelyahava

No.

I like the cajun accent devil-may-care attitude.

Balefuego

I hate to break it to you

but saying "mon ami" and "mai cheri" all the time is not what an actual cajun accent is like

OptimusZed

lonelyahava wrote: »

No.

I like the cajun accent devil-may-care attitude.

So, you don't like actual cajun accents.

Jason Todd

I demand laser eyes

zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Kagnaros

Balefuego wrote: »

I hate to break it to you

but saying "mon ami" and "mai cheri" all the time is not what an actual cajun accent is like

So more like "mon cheri" and "mai ami"?

OptimusZed

Jason Todd wrote: »

I demand laser eyes

zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Optical beams aren't lasers.

I WILL cut you.

lonelyahava

Yes.

I am fully aware that it's not a real cajun accent.

Don't care.

Gambit is hot.

Like.

Plasma hot.

SpectralSpork

Clarification! What the hell is considered metagaming?

Jason Todd

OptimusZed wrote: »

Jason Todd wrote: »

I demand laser eyes

zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Optical beams aren't lasers.

I WILL cut you.

I'll cut you

with my eye lasers

ZOOOOOOOW ZOOOOOOOW

ZOOW ZOOW ZOOW

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Faynor

Everyone should have a PM. If you do not, inform me of such. Feel free to start votin' and backstabbin' whatever.

Balefuego

we don't even get an opening narration?

what kind of 2nd rate operation is this?

Faynor

SpectralSpork wrote: »

Clarification! What the hell is considered metagaming?

The usual stuff that's looked down upon. Trying to play fill in the blank with your Win Conditions, and such.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

!balefuego

jkylefulton

I can get behind getting rid of anyone that likes Gambit and/or dislikes Shatterstar.

lonelyahava

Balefuego

Geebs how could you

Faynor

Balefuego wrote: »

we don't even get an opening narration?

what kind of 2nd rate operation is this?

I am busy!

I can whip one up for you, but it will be as second rate as one without. It's something I neglected to do when I was waiting for people to sign up.