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JordynJordyn Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Singularity Engine++
Do you have a dog, cat, or other pet that is neutered or needs to be neutered? Well if you're gonna take their balls, you should put something there to fill the void!

Neuticles.

They come in a variety of sizes and materials. I suggest the NeuticlesNatural, which most closely replicates the feel of real dog balls (apparently!)

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Don't take my word for it!
"I've put off neutering "Crooked Joe" for months and when I found out about Neuticles and spoke to them it made me feel better about neutering. Joe not only looks the same now- but dosen't know he's missing anything."
Jeff Lane - Oak Park, Il
"Neuticles are just plain neat!"
Rush Limbaugh

There's also merchandise!

Necklaces!
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Bathrobes!
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Earrings!
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And before you ask...
Can Neuticles be implanted in people?

While the material used for Neuticles is FDA approved, a second FDA approval is required by law for each area of the human body an implant is placed. No company, including Neuticles, has FDA approval for solid silicone or polypropylene testicular implants. Neuticles are perfectly safe for pets but cannot legally be used on people.

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jordyn is this the first thread you've ever made?

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fuck I made a thread?

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why do I get the feeling that "Crooked Joe" is a pseudonym

    to protect his dog's identity

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2009
    I'll take a baker's dozen

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why does Rush Limbaugh care about Neuticles?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    finally, a trucknutz for living things!

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You've got neuticles! Yes you do! Yes you do!

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »

    I'm kind of glad I finished eating my roasted figs before seeing that video

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If I had neuticles I could do things that would really freak out strangers. Like sock myself in the balls.

    That sort of thing.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I'll take a baker's dozen

    but after the first 6 dogs,

    who's gonna use that thirteenth ball?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I'll take a baker's dozen

    but after the first 6 dogs,

    who's gonna use that thirteenth ball?

    Just put it in one of the six and call him "lucky"

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Heard about these on the radio.

    And apparently lots of people will do things like order the extra large sizes for dogs like chihuahuas.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I'll take a baker's dozen

    but after the first 6 dogs,

    who's gonna use that thirteenth ball?

    Just put it in one of the six and call him "lucky"

    niiiiiiiice

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    You've got neuticles! Yes you do! Yes you do!

    Thing is, that dog seems so fucking happy, I almost have to agree with this fake balls idea.

    I mean they seem to be working pretty well for him.

    Look at how fucking happy he is.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    but does it taste the same to a dawg just mindin his business lickin himself?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Do they make these for Kryptonian dogs.

    I have a friend who needs to know.

    Spoiler:
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Here's what my first post in this thread should have been.

    *Ahem*

    "But can they get their DIGNITY back?"

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    but does it taste the same to a dawg just mindin his business lickin himself?

    They're in the sack so I'm guessing it tastes just fine.
    Someone get me a few hundred thousand dollars and I'll do a study.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gettin' some of those earrings

    Gonna go a'courtin'.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I thought this was going to be the new Fallout thread.

    Death to PA.
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  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What if you only need one?

    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I thought this was going to be the new Fallout thread.

    Hey Dogmeat I got you Christmas present.

    Spoiler:
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Think of how much marketing money went into thinking of a good name for artificial dog balls

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "Show 'em your neuticles Wiston"

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's a portmanteau

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Think of how much marketing money went into thinking of a good name for artificial dog balls

    I think it's more like one crazy guy.

    Spoiler:
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    august wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Think of how much marketing money went into thinking of a good name for artificial dog balls

    I think it's more like one crazy guy.

    Rejected names:

    Dogonads
    The RealBall

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bowser Balls

    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2009
    FrankenBerries

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dave's Artificial Dog Testicles

    Spoiler:
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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What the fuck.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kongs

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Steve's Artificial Dog Testicles

    Spoiler:
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    august wrote: »
    Steve's Artificial Dog Testicles

    Now 50% less toxic!

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • XheroXhero Registered User
    edited August 2009
    fuckin' FDA

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah, people can get Breast Implants, why can't a dude just get bigger nuts for himself?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    because the nuts actually do something

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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