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Do you have a dog, cat, or other pet that is neutered or needs to be neutered? Well if you're gonna take their balls, you should put something there to fill the void!
Neuticles.
They come in a variety of sizes and materials. I suggest the NeuticlesNatural, which most closely replicates the feel of real dog balls (apparently!)
Don't take my word for it!
There's also merchandise!
Necklaces!
Bathrobes!
Earrings!
And before you ask...
Neuticles.
They come in a variety of sizes and materials. I suggest the NeuticlesNatural, which most closely replicates the feel of real dog balls (apparently!)
Don't take my word for it!
"I've put off neutering "Crooked Joe" for months and when I found out about Neuticles and spoke to them it made me feel better about neutering. Joe not only looks the same now- but dosen't know he's missing anything."
Jeff Lane - Oak Park, Il
"Neuticles are just plain neat!"
Rush Limbaugh
There's also merchandise!
Necklaces!
Bathrobes!
Earrings!
And before you ask...
Can Neuticles be implanted in people?
While the material used for Neuticles is FDA approved, a second FDA approval is required by law for each area of the human body an implant is placed. No company, including Neuticles, has FDA approval for solid silicone or polypropylene testicular implants. Neuticles are perfectly safe for pets but cannot legally be used on people.
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to protect his dog's identity
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I'm kind of glad I finished eating my roasted figs before seeing that video
That sort of thing.
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but after the first 6 dogs,
who's gonna use that thirteenth ball?
Just put it in one of the six and call him "lucky"
And apparently lots of people will do things like order the extra large sizes for dogs like chihuahuas.
Secret Satan
niiiiiiiice
Thing is, that dog seems so fucking happy, I almost have to agree with this fake balls idea.
I mean they seem to be working pretty well for him.
Look at how fucking happy he is.
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I have a friend who needs to know.
*Ahem*
"But can they get their DIGNITY back?"
Secret Satan
They're in the sack so I'm guessing it tastes just fine.
Someone get me a few hundred thousand dollars and I'll do a study.
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Gonna go a'courtin'.
Hey Dogmeat I got you Christmas present.
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I think it's more like one crazy guy.
Rejected names:
Dogonads
The RealBall
Now 50% less toxic!
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