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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You're a dream-crusher, Rane.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This thread made my night a lot better.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    And before you ask...
    Can Neuticles be implanted in people?

    While the material used for Neuticles is FDA approved, a second FDA approval is required by law for each area of the human body an implant is placed. No company, including Neuticles, has FDA approval for solid silicone or polypropylene testicular implants. Neuticles are perfectly safe for pets but cannot legally be used on people.

    All this says to me is that you CAN get Neuticles implanted in your boobs.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Yeah, people can get Breast Implants, why can't a dude just get bigger nuts for himself?

    why would you want bigger balls?

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.

    there are

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.

    you could get one of those metal things or sticks that they can shove in there

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.

    there are

    On this day, my dreams have been fulfilled.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.
    Yakuza insert a pearl into their penises for every year they spend in jail.

    Platy on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.

    there are

    Why did you know this

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.

    there are

    Why did you know this

    osmosis from channel surfing

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    because the nuts actually do something
    and breasts don't?

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.

    there are

    Why did you know this

    osmosis from channel surfing

    This. There was a special on the Discovery Channel once.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.

    there are

    Why did you know this
    how did you not?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    because the nuts actually do something
    and breasts don't?

    the fat sacks?

    well I suppose they jiggle

    and serve for something to hold when you breastfeed

    mmmm milk

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    do they make neuticles shirts

    I'd wear one

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    they do!

    ...24 dollars?

    fuck you, neuticles.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    haha the inventor wrote a book called Going, Going, NUTS

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Shoe, let's get Neuticles bathrobes and wear them at work!

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    yes.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    We'll uh, turn the heat up a lot downstairs so it's like a suana and get a little thing to dumb water on and make steam and it'll probably bug William because we're supposed to run a dehumidifier back there too, but he put his stupid ebay envelope stuffer that doesn't work in front of it and I can't empty the bucket for it anymore and I can't remember what I was talking about

    oh yeah, robes!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I'll take a baker's dozen

    but after the first 6 dogs,

    who's gonna use that thirteenth ball?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.
    Yakuza insert a pearl into their penises for every year they spend in jail.

    D:D:D:D:D:

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    Platypus Beirut wrote: »
    Worthless Lurker wrote: »
    Cause there aren't any dick-implants that I'm aware of yet.
    Yakuza insert a pearl into their penises for every year they spend in jail.

    D:D:D:D:D:

    I would have thought, you know, carving a notch on your arm or something would be plenty hardcore.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Where are they getting pearls in jail?

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    clams?

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    IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh my god oh my god I just looked up the yakuza thing internet you are filled with horrors D:

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Naturally

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh so that's how they put the pearls in there

    I thought they just jammed em up the urethra as far as they could

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    spono wrote: »
    clams?

    yeah you know

    big house clam farms

    that's a thing

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Isa wrote: »
    oh my god oh my god I just looked up the yakuza thing internet you are filled with horrors D:

    that's not nearly as bad as some of the stuff you can find on the internet. It's not even really that horrific.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    clams?

    yeah you know

    big house clam farms

    that's a thing

    nah it's more of a chain clam gang

    takin' it off heah, boss
    take it off there, luke

    shuckin' some clams, boss
    shuck those clams, luke

    pearlin' my dick, boss
    pearl your dick, luke

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh wait Yakuza do some weird shit to their genitals. There was something else I heard, not the pearl thing...I think Scarlet told me about it? I no longer remember...Or has it already been discussed and that's why we're talking about Yakuza in the first place... That seems more logical now that I think about it.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    They should put tiny fake dog balls in their dicks instead.

    That'd be awesome.

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    IsaIsa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    Isa wrote: »
    oh my god oh my god I just looked up the yakuza thing internet you are filled with horrors D:

    that's not nearly as bad as some of the stuff you can find on the internet. It's not even really that horrific.

    I have been studying autopsy results and criminal data all day and it aint no thang

    but fffuck the penis I don't even have just ran away okay

    fucking

    penis pearls

    fuck

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pretty stupid but then again most cosmetic surgery is.

    My boy, he got pants. You can't even see his nuts. Or where they used to be.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Also I'm pretty sure they do have implants for men.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    can you have them glow, with LEDs
    maybe different programms
    bling-balls

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Well they are inside the sack, so I guess they'd need to be pretty bright to be visible.

    Plus how do you recharge the batteries ... a USB jack on your taint?

    Shit throw some flash memory in there and have your own personal portable thumb, er "sack" drive put all your MP3s in there.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't help but feel like you're being sarcastic, but at the same time the money is already piling up in my head...

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