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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I need a haircut.

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    Rust wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    there exists a Shadow Elendil whose joys are my misfortunes and whose misfortunes are my joys

    By remaining miserable, I am assuring this individual has a happy life

    It is a thankless task, but I am willing to make the sacrifice

    if that were true then a few people in this thread alone would have parallel selves that shit gumdrops and pissed rainbows and always have a song on their lips

    can you imagine how insufferable these people would be

    If this were true, shadow Qingu would be the Pope.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Can anyone suggest a better word instead of the one im already using for the last one in this passage? It doesn't taste right.


    Sensitivity analysis was performed to ascertain the changes in the overall viability when certain key criteria were altered. It is important to note that changes in the lump sum payment and production costs resulted in the most dramatic changes in the IRR, while fluctuations in R&D costing and royalties did not effect the IRR as much. The worst-case scenario, case study 2, has a 0% IRR, indicating total failure and overall loss. Obviously, this result is undesirable but is certainly possible if the R&D Technical Risks cannot be safely traversed (circumnavigated?)

    cicumvented

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    If the world were gay I would be so insanely rich.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I need a haircut.

    I give haircuts.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    circumcised

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Can anyone suggest a better word instead of the one im already using for the last one in this passage? It doesn't taste right.


    Sensitivity analysis was performed to ascertain the changes in the overall viability when certain key criteria were altered. It is important to note that changes in the lump sum payment and production costs resulted in the most dramatic changes in the IRR, while fluctuations in R&D costing and royalties did not effect the IRR as much. The worst-case scenario, case study 2, has a 0% IRR, indicating total failure and overall loss. Obviously, this result is undesirable but is certainly possible if the R&D Technical Risks cannot be safely overcome?

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Can anyone suggest a better word instead of the one im already using for the last one in this passage? It doesn't taste right.


    Sensitivity analysis was performed to ascertain the changes in the overall viability when certain key criteria were altered. It is important to note that changes in the lump sum payment and production costs resulted in the most dramatic changes in the IRR, while fluctuations in R&D costing and royalties did not effect the IRR as much. The worst-case scenario, case study 2, has a 0% IRR, indicating total failure and overall loss. Obviously, this result is undesirable but is certainly possible if the R&D Technical Risks cannot be safely traversed (circumnavigated?)

    avoided might work :)

    #fuckyeahboston
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I need a haircut.

    I give [strike]haircuts[/strike] blowjobs

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    If the world were gay I would be so insanely sated.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    ELM, why would any australian willingly be awake at this hour?

    edit: Fuck, lamest TOTP
    Because I'm watching Entourage because I'm a retard with a fucked up sleep schedule.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Who would shadow Obs be?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    also i want kids

    500 of em

    I heard that somewhere before.

    Also, how's you back coming along?
    well! i can walk around like a normal person now. i'm off the pain killers. and my leg pain's gone

    throw ya hands up for modern science y'all

    it#s difficlut to type wit my tongue can i taek em down now
    NO

    samn you do you kow howdificult thus is let alome steering the mouse

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    there exists a Shadow Elendil whose joys are my misfortunes and whose misfortunes are my joys

    By remaining miserable, I am assuring this individual has a happy life

    It is a thankless task, but I am willing to make the sacrifice

    if that were true then a few people in this thread alone would have parallel selves that shit gumdrops and pissed rainbows and always have a song on their lips

    can you imagine how insufferable these people would be

    If this were true, shadow Qingu would be the angriest motherfucker.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Holy shit Poldy we got the same idea at the same time. We both changed each other's posts to suggest gayness.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    also i want kids

    500 of em

    I heard that somewhere before.

    Also, how's you back coming along?
    well! i can walk around like a normal person now. i'm off the pain killers. and my leg pain's gone

    throw ya hands up for modern science y'all

    it#s difficlut to type wit my tongue can i taek em down now
    NO

    samn you do you kow howdificult thus is let alome steering the mouse
    you'll get used to the taste!

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    Does this look better? Am I understandable yet?

    I am applying for a position as an Economic Analyst within the Environment & Resources Division of Consulting Group. I believe my education and professional background as an Environmental Economist would make me a valuable asset to your organization.

    I currently work for the Department of Energy’s Environmental Management program, doing economic analysis and data management for the Office of Cost Estimation and Analysis. Working in this position I have had to opportunity to research and develop a escalation forecasting method, using a sophisticated multivariate time-series approach. My method has proven more accurate than commercial escalation indexes in capturing and predicting economic trends, and allows for application in dynamic, project specific scenarios, to provide more accurate cost estimates, cost models and to support contract negotiations.

    I have also worked with a team of consultants to create a cost capture database ensuring that in the future, a sample of actual costs can be used to produce more accurate cost estimates. Working in an interdisciplinary team, I supported development of the Environmental Cost Analysis System (ECAS) database to capture historical costs for the Department of Energy's Environmental Management program. With the database structure created and finalized, I have reviewed the database design and reports for usability, and overseen contractor efforts in data collection and analysis. As a DOE representative, I oversaw the training of contractors by the ECAS team, for manipulating accounting and waste data from historical projects, to ensure accurate input into the ECAS database.

    #fuckyeahboston
  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User
    dunuuur.... avoided works. And probably is the best considering that I got bitched out for having "language not suited for a serious document" when i used words like stalwart last assignment.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Holy shit Poldy we got the same idea at the same time. We both changed each other's posts to suggest gayness.

    Wanna fuck?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm glad the whole world isn't gay

    even though, as a bisexual, i'd still be able to get laid

    i would find it depressing

    If the whole world was gay, then how could you be a bisexual?

    well

    if the whole world suddenly became gay

    like via some kind of magic outer space radiation or something

    then i guess i wouldn't be too upset about it, if the magic space radiation also simultaneously altered my ability to be nostalgic about being in love with a woman

    because i am sorta in a long-term relationship with a woman and if we were both suddenly gay that would be very depressing for both of us

    unless the magic of the gay-rays made it so it wasn't

    in which case, nobody would care

    in any case, that idea is retarded and might as well be compared to "what if everyone on earth had gills?" in terms of making sense

    now, if someone were to say, hypothetically

    what if all children, from this point forward, were homosexuals

    like everyone who isn't gay now would stay that way

    but everyone new would be gay

    that would be very depressing

    i would be displeased with this world and would want to find out, scientifically, what happened to it that did this

    and try to prevent it

  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    ...Pony is scary.

  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User
    Does this look better? Am I understandable yet?

    I am applying for a position as an Economic Analyst within the Environment & Resources Division of Consulting Group. I believe my education and professional background as an Environmental Economist would make me a valuable asset to your organization.

    I currently work for the Department of Energy’s Environmental Management program, doing economic analysis and data management for the Office of Cost Estimation and Analysis. Working in this position I have had to opportunity to research and develop a escalation forecasting method, using a sophisticated multivariate time-series approach. My method has proven more accurate than commercial escalation indexes in capturing and predicting economic trends, and allows for application in dynamic, project specific scenarios, to provide more accurate cost estimates, cost models and to support contract negotiations.

    I have also worked with a team of consultants to create a cost capture database ensuring that in the future, a sample of actual costs can be used to produce more accurate cost estimates. Working in an interdisciplinary team, I supported development of the Environmental Cost Analysis System (ECAS) database to capture historical costs for the Department of Energy's Environmental Management program. With the database structure created and finalized, I have reviewed the database design and reports for usability, and overseen contractor efforts in data collection and analysis. As a DOE representative, I oversaw the training of contractors by the ECAS team, for manipulating accounting and waste data from historical projects, to ensure accurate input into the ECAS database.

    I would love to help, but staring at the first sentence for a while before realizing that that was not how reading worked probably means I shouldn't even be doing my work, let alone anyone elses.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    there exists a Shadow Elendil whose joys are my misfortunes and whose misfortunes are my joys

    By remaining miserable, I am assuring this individual has a happy life

    It is a thankless task, but I am willing to make the sacrifice

    if that were true then a few people in this thread alone would have parallel selves that shit gumdrops and pissed rainbows and always have a song on their lips

    can you imagine how insufferable these people would be

    If this were true, shadow Qingu would be the angriest motherfucker.

    What about Oboro?

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Pony's a homophobe guys.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Bama wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Holy shit Poldy we got the same idea at the same time. We both changed each other's posts to suggest gayness.

    Wanna fuck?

    Well met.

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    STD infection rates would skyrocket, accelerating humanity's demise

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    you'll get used to the taste!

    I had to stop. It tastes of despair.

  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    Narcotic sales would be through the roof. Especially meth and poppers.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    biden%20sig.png
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Does this look better? Am I understandable yet?

    I am applying for a position as an Economic Analyst within the Environment & Resources Division of Consulting Group. I believe my education and professional background as an Environmental Economist would make me a valuable asset to your organization.

    I currently work for the Department of Energy’s Environmental Management program, doing economic analysis and data management for the Office of Cost Estimation and Analysis. Working in this position I have had to opportunity to research and develop a escalation forecasting method, using a sophisticated multivariate time-series approach. My method has proven more accurate than commercial escalation indexes in capturing and predicting economic trends. This method can be applied in dynamic, project specific scenarios, to provide more accurate cost estimates, cost models, and to support contract negotiations.

    I have also worked with a team of consultants to create a cost capture database, ensuring that in the future, a sample of actual costs can be used to produce more accurate cost estimates. Working in an interdisciplinary team, I supported development of the Environmental Cost Analysis System (ECAS) database to capture historical costs for the Department of Energy's Environmental Management program. With the database structure created and finalized, I have reviewed the database design and reports for usability, and overseen contractor efforts in data collection and analysis. As a DOE representative, I oversaw the training of contractors by the ECAS team, for manipulating accounting and waste data from historical projects, to ensure accurate input into the ECAS database.

    green are my additions. red are my suggested deletions.

    Add a closing paragraph. Make it clear, concise, free of jargon, and explain why you are a great employee.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Does this look better? Am I understandable yet?

    I am applying for a position as an Economic Analyst within the Environment & Resources Division of Consulting Group. I believe my education and professional background as an Environmental Economist would make me a valuable asset to your organization.

    I currently work for the Department of Energy’s Environmental Management program, doing economic analysis and data management for the Office of Cost Estimation and Analysis. Working in this position I have had to opportunity to research and develop a escalation forecasting method, using a sophisticated multivariate time-series approach. My method has proven more accurate than commercial escalation indexes in capturing and predicting economic trends, and allows for application in dynamic, project specific scenarios, to provide more accurate cost estimates, cost models and to support contract negotiations.

    I have also worked with a team of consultants to create a cost capture database ensuring that in the future, a sample of actual costs can be used to produce more accurate cost estimates. Working in an interdisciplinary team, I supported development of the Environmental Cost Analysis System (ECAS) database to capture historical costs for the Department of Energy's Environmental Management program. With the database structure created and finalized, I have reviewed the database design and reports for usability, and overseen contractor efforts in data collection and analysis. As a DOE representative, I oversaw the training of contractors by the ECAS team, for manipulating accounting and waste data from historical projects, to ensure accurate input into the ECAS database.

    I would love to help, but staring at the first sentence for a while before realizing that that was not how reading worked probably means I shouldn't even be doing my work, let alone anyone elses.

    No worries. People in chat are all helpful in their own ways, or not. When someone actually needs help, I believe there is a forum, just for that!

    #fuckyeahboston
  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    in an ironic twist help forums are often the least optimal places to seek help

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    joshua1 wrote: »
    Does this look better? Am I understandable yet?

    I am applying for a position as an Economic Analyst within the Environment & Resources Division of Consulting Group. I believe my education and professional background as an Environmental Economist would make me a valuable asset to your organization.

    I currently work for the Department of Energy’s Environmental Management program, doing economic analysis and data management for the Office of Cost Estimation and Analysis. Working in this position I have had to opportunity to research and develop a escalation forecasting method, using a sophisticated multivariate time-series approach. My method has proven more accurate than commercial escalation indexes in capturing and predicting economic trends, and allows for application in dynamic, project specific scenarios, to provide more accurate cost estimates, cost models and to support contract negotiations.

    I have also worked with a team of consultants to create a cost capture database ensuring that in the future, a sample of actual costs can be used to produce more accurate cost estimates. Working in an interdisciplinary team, I supported development of the Environmental Cost Analysis System (ECAS) database to capture historical costs for the Department of Energy's Environmental Management program. With the database structure created and finalized, I have reviewed the database design and reports for usability, and overseen contractor efforts in data collection and analysis. As a DOE representative, I oversaw the training of contractors by the ECAS team, for manipulating accounting and waste data from historical projects, to ensure accurate input into the ECAS database.

    I would love to help, but staring at the first sentence for a while before realizing that that was not how reading worked probably means I shouldn't even be doing my work, let alone anyone elses.

    No worries. People in chat are all helpful in their own ways, or not. When someone actually needs help, I believe there is a forum, just for that!
    dump the doctor

    wait

    go to her

    er

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  • descdesc 1969 in the sunshine Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    in any case, that idea is retarded and might as well be compared to "what if everyone on earth had gills?" in terms of making sense

    What if both space rays hit the planet at the same time, and we became a world of gilled gay mer-men?

    Would future generations think back on bygone eras of making babies on land, or would they be too busy having fun at Atlantean gay clubs?

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Does this look better? Am I understandable yet?

    I am applying for a position as an Economic Analyst within the Environment & Resources Division of Consulting Group. I believe my education and professional background as an Environmental Economist would make me a valuable asset to your organization.

    I currently work for the Department of Energy’s Environmental Management program, doing economic analysis and data management for the Office of Cost Estimation and Analysis. Working in this position I have had to opportunity to research and develop a escalation forecasting method, using a sophisticated multivariate time-series approach. My method has proven more accurate than commercial escalation indexes in capturing and predicting economic trends. This method can be applied in dynamic, project specific scenarios, to provide more accurate cost estimates, cost models, and to support contract negotiations.

    I have also worked with a team of consultants to create a cost capture database, ensuring that in the future, a sample of actual costs can be used to produce more accurate cost estimates. Working in an interdisciplinary team, I supported development of the Environmental Cost Analysis System (ECAS) database to capture historical costs for the Department of Energy's Environmental Management program. With the database structure created and finalized, I have reviewed the database design and reports for usability, and overseen contractor efforts in data collection and analysis. As a DOE representative, I oversaw the training of contractors by the ECAS team, for manipulating accounting and waste data from historical projects, to ensure accurate input into the ECAS database.

    green are my additions. red are my suggested deletions.

    Add a closing paragraph. Make it clear, concise, free of jargon, and explain why you are a great employee.

    Nice. Thanks mike! I always have trouble closing things out, so I'll probably throw that back up here.

    #fuckyeahboston
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    World World III would start, initiated by a newly gay Russia



    out now in all stores that carry Tom Clancy

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    some wheeeeeere over the rainbow

    way up hiiiiiiiiiiiigh

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    World World III would start, initiated by a newly gay Russia



    out now in all stores that carry Tom Clancy
    I would play it.

    Also that Entourage was easily one of the funniest yet.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Narcotic sales would be through the roof. Especially meth and poppers.

    that's homophobic!

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    Oh hey. Any suggestions on how to surreptitiously drop that I still need to finish my foreign language before I get my degree? Do I put that in the cover letter, or wait and drop that in an interview... I've been in the work force for two years, so its not the most important thing, but it is important.

    #fuckyeahboston
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