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HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of AuRegistered User regular
edited August 2009 in Singularity Engine++
Sen. Edward Kennedy passed away. I'm shocked, after how well he took care of himself.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090826/ap_on_go_co/kennedy_world

So, anyone else hear about how birthers now want to see Obama's dong because if he was born in 'Merica he would be cut (standard practice at the time of his birth or some shit) and if he still has his sheath he's a secret muslin Kenyan sleeper agent? I bet Teddy knew the answer, and that's why they killed him.

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    :? on several levels.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Sash Lilac AvaliceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Well, my mother's going to be thrilled.

    About Ted dying, I mean.

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Also there is a very similar locked thread near the bottom of page one. Why it is locked I do not know.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    So, anyone else hear about how birthers now want to see Obama's dong because if he was born in 'Merica he would be cut (standard practice at the time of his birth or some shit) and if he still has his sheath he's a secret muslin Kenyan sleeper agent? I bet Teddy knew the answer, and that's why they killed him.

    and if it turns out he's circumcised

    they'll want to rub every lamp in the whitehouse

    to make sure no terrorist genies burst out, AKs ablaze

    there is never enough proof for those fucking people

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »

    Mine has a better title.

    Also a discussion on Obama's dong. The first dong. Dongforce 1.

  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ridin' and a stompin' in my dongforce ones

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sen. Edward Kennedy passed away. I'm shocked, after how well he took care of himself.


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090826/ap_on_go_co/kennedy_world

    So, anyone else hear about how birthers now want to see Obama's dong because if he was born in 'Merica he would be cut (standard practice at the time of his birth or some shit) and if he still has his sheath he's a secret muslin Kenyan sleeper agent? I bet Teddy knew the answer, and that's why they killed him.

    uh

    uh

    do these people realize that muslims practice circumcision?

    it basically proves nothing

  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This thread encouraged me to do a daily read some foxnews page comments
    Submitted for your pleasure

    The real traitors are the ones who go after the people who tried in earnest to protect US followed closely by the ones in government who try to make the USA look wrong. A few well publicized hangings would put an end to this treason.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sen. Edward Kennedy passed away. I'm shocked, after how well he took care of himself.


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090826/ap_on_go_co/kennedy_world

    So, anyone else hear about how birthers now want to see Obama's dong because if he was born in 'Merica he would be cut (standard practice at the time of his birth or some shit) and if he still has his sheath he's a secret muslin Kenyan sleeper agent? I bet Teddy knew the answer, and that's why they killed him.

    uh

    uh

    do these people realize that muslims practice circumcision?

    it basically proves nothing

    Their theory is that if he's uncut he wasn't born in America.

    If he's cut, they'll claim he's a muslim sleeper agent.

    I'll give them credit, for a conspiracy theory concocted by batshit insane fringe types it is a win-win situation for them. Also, Dongforce 1 should be the name of the condoms the president uses.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Sash Lilac AvaliceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sen. Edward Kennedy passed away. I'm shocked, after how well he took care of himself.


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090826/ap_on_go_co/kennedy_world

    So, anyone else hear about how birthers now want to see Obama's dong because if he was born in 'Merica he would be cut (standard practice at the time of his birth or some shit) and if he still has his sheath he's a secret muslin Kenyan sleeper agent? I bet Teddy knew the answer, and that's why they killed him.

    uh

    uh

    do these people realize that muslims practice circumcision?

    it basically proves nothing

    these are not rational people

    these are Americans

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Also, apparently the Governator keeps his sword from the Conan movies in his office. That's one hell of a letter opener.

    http://twitpic.com/f92jm

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    how many times can one man die in one day

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ted was immortal.

    Arnold flew to Taxachusetts and took his head, and with it his power.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also, apparently the Governator keeps his sword from the Conan movies in his office. That's one hell of a letter opener.

    http://twitpic.com/f92jm
    haha, awesome

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't have time for your riddles, FAQ.

    JUST TELL ME WHERE THE POT OF GOLD IS.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Sash Lilac AvaliceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's right here

    in my pants

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's right here

    in my pants

    I'm looking for a pot 'o gold, TDOGG.

    Not a pot 'o BELLY.

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's right under your nose chico, for every post I make is solid gold

    except this one

    heavens no

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm sorry, TDOGG.

    I'm watching Silence of the Lambs and it's at the part where Starling finds the polaroids of the fat dead girl in the music box and this part always makes me cruel.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Aw god damnit

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    killed by reagan's ghost

    reagan came back as brain cancer

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Would you fuck me?

    I'd fuck me.

    I'd fuck me hard.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Aw god damnit

    Take that socialist. No free bags of money for you!

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sen. Edward Kennedy passed away. I'm shocked, after how well he took care of himself.


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090826/ap_on_go_co/kennedy_world

    So, anyone else hear about how birthers now want to see Obama's dong because if he was born in 'Merica he would be cut (standard practice at the time of his birth or some shit) and if he still has his sheath he's a secret muslin Kenyan sleeper agent? I bet Teddy knew the answer, and that's why they killed him.

    uh

    uh

    do these people realize that muslims practice circumcision?

    it basically proves nothing

    Their theory is that if he's uncut he wasn't born in America.

    If he's cut, they'll claim he's a muslim sleeper agent.

    I'll give them credit, for a conspiracy theory concocted by batshit insane fringe types it is a win-win situation for them. Also, Dongforce 1 should be the name of the condoms the president uses.
    Obama wrote:
    If I pulled my shit out this whole country get dark. KICK IT!

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    eitgl5.jpg

    lol freep

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Those wacky Christians and their tough lovings.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    at least this opens up the special election to a possible SENATOR BARNEY FRANK

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    at least this opens up the special election to a possible SENATOR BARNEY FRANK

    barney frank can you explain how obama isn't hitler

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Sash Lilac AvaliceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    at least this opens up the special election to a possible SENATOR BARNEY FRANK

    barney frank can you explain how obama isn't hitler

    it's like one letter away

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Sash Lilac AvaliceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hey remember that right-wing cartoonist who made a drunk driving joke about ted kennedy every week or so and then got a DUI and in the mugshot he looked like dan akroyd having a very bad day

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    hey remember that right-wing cartoonist who made a drunk driving joke about ted kennedy every week or so and then got a DUI and in the mugshot he looked like dan akroyd having a very bad day
    bruce tinsley, creator of mallard filmore

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  • jhunter46jhunter46 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I guess he's moved on to that big old pond in the sky. (The one you don't drunkenly crash into killing young women in the process).

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hey remember that right-wing cartoonist who made a drunk driving joke about ted kennedy every week or so and then got a DUI and in the mugshot he looked like dan akroyd having a very bad day
    bruce tinsley, creator of mallard filmore

    mft20090825.jpg

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    heh

    heh

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    dick-chin

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    chinfuck

  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    at least this opens up the special election to a possible SENATOR BARNEY FRANK

    he's already said he won't run

    RIP Ted

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I wonder how long it takes him to write and draw a comic.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder how long it takes him to write and draw a comic.

    Well this was the next day's ... so like 30 seconds?

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