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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Plus prisoners get free Healthcare
    free healthcare when you're HIV+ in prison is you get put in solitary with a haz-mat symbol drawn on your door

    that's about it.

    To be fair though that's a pretty bad-assed symbol.

    it pales in comparison to the original Quake symbol
    you have the quake symbol on your door (or perhaps a sweet gaming t-shirt) and everyone knows not to mess with you

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    maybe he shouldn't have been kicking guards?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2009
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    glad you agree

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    Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh. politics thunderdome thread then?

    oh d

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh. politics thunderdome threat then?

    Two waaarrrrggglgggs enter, one blrrrrgggglllleee leaves!

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    Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    are....those murloc sounds

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Maybe he shouldn't be a convict.

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    DazarenaDazarena Cincinnati, OHRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Murlocs run rampant in American prisons it is an epidemic

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dazarena wrote: »
    Murlocs run rampant in American prisons it is an epidemic

    that's racist, stop it

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Are they HIV-positive?

    Imagine being gang raped by murlocs.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm sure someone has drawn that already

    or at least wore a costume

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    DazarenaDazarena Cincinnati, OHRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Trexy wrote: »
    Dazarena wrote: »
    Murlocs run rampant in American prisons it is an epidemic

    that's racist, stop it

    Ok I'll do whatever you want as long as you don't put me on government healthcare

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    statistically speaking criminals should be kept in prisons until they die

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    i'll never understood the overwhelming hatred some people had for this guy. he's done a lot of good, yet they refuse to recognize it because of a mistake he made 40 years ago.

    Yeah people tend to get bitter when they see someone famous get away scot free with something they know they would have gone to jail for. Something about equal justice under law. You might have heard of it.

    hahahahaha right this is some grand political stand about class inequality by conservatives

    because that makes sense

    I don't understand. My political leanings mean Kennedy didn't kill that girl?
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    Butters wrote: »
    i'll never understood the overwhelming hatred some people had for this guy. he's done a lot of good, yet they refuse to recognize it because of a mistake he made 40 years ago.

    Yeah people tend to get bitter when they see someone famous get away scot free with something they know they would have gone to jail for. Something about equal justice under law. You might have heard of it.

    Like daddy getting you out of a drunk driving bust, cocaine possession, Vietnam, and your commitment to the Air National Guard in Texas?

    Didn't kill anyone when he got his DUI and lots of people get off light for that. Also he didn't technically dodge Vietnam as he served in the ANG and the allegations that he didn't fulfill his commitment were never proven though CBS did their damnedest to try.

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    DazarenaDazarena Cincinnati, OHRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm sure someone has drawn that already

    or at least wore a costume

    I would not doubt this

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country

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    DazarenaDazarena Cincinnati, OHRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country

    Communist

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2009
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country
    thanks, south park
    I don't understand what you are doing. south park is about poop jokes. poop jokes don't get anything done, regardless of what your representative tells you

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    ProbadProbad Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country
    thanks, south park
    I don't understand what you are doing. south park is about poop jokes. poop jokes don't get anything done, regardless of what your representative tells you

    Moving to the middle isn't really the answer to all issues anyway.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    *posts boring platitude suggesting vague togetherness*

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Probad wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country
    thanks, south park
    I don't understand what you are doing. south park is about poop jokes. poop jokes don't get anything done, regardless of what your representative tells you

    Moving to the middle isn't really the answer to all issues anyway.

    fuck the middle

    fuck compromising

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    America was built on platitudes.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Probad wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country
    thanks, south park
    I don't understand what you are doing. south park is about poop jokes. poop jokes don't get anything done, regardless of what your representative tells you

    Moving to the middle isn't really the answer to all issues anyway.
    more to the middle, not all the way

    just like, enough so that the eagle can flap his wings, y'know?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Probad wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country
    thanks, south park
    I don't understand what you are doing. south park is about poop jokes. poop jokes don't get anything done, regardless of what your representative tells you

    Moving to the middle isn't really the answer to all issues anyway.

    fuck the middle

    fuck compromising

    Rorschach was right!

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    ProbadProbad Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Probad wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country
    thanks, south park
    I don't understand what you are doing. south park is about poop jokes. poop jokes don't get anything done, regardless of what your representative tells you

    Moving to the middle isn't really the answer to all issues anyway.
    more to the middle, not all the way

    just like, enough so that the eagle can flap his wings, y'know?

    No? What about climate change? The Republicans don't even seem to believe in it.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    *posts boring platitude suggesting vague togetherness*

    *posts radical reactionary statement derailing thread towards pointless discussion*

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Probad wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country
    thanks, south park
    I don't understand what you are doing. south park is about poop jokes. poop jokes don't get anything done, regardless of what your representative tells you

    Moving to the middle isn't really the answer to all issues anyway.

    fuck the middle

    fuck compromising

    Rorschach was right!

    fuck him too

    whoever he is

    edit: o shit, watchmen

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    *posts boring platitude suggesting vague togetherness*

    *posts radical reactionary statement derailing thread towards pointless discussion*

    cite

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Probad wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Probad wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you know, if everyone could move a little bit more to the middle we might actually get something done in this country
    thanks, south park
    I don't understand what you are doing. south park is about poop jokes. poop jokes don't get anything done, regardless of what your representative tells you

    Moving to the middle isn't really the answer to all issues anyway.
    more to the middle, not all the way

    just like, enough so that the eagle can flap his wings, y'know?

    No? What about climate change? The Republicans don't even seem to believe in it.
    eagles don't like to fly when it's too hot

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    *posts boring platitude suggesting vague togetherness*

    *posts radical reactionary statement derailing thread towards pointless discussion*

    cite

    This is why I don't like D&D

    Everyone loves to tout facts like they're opinions and when asked to cite, it just gets lost in the fast paced discussion or they ignore

    a real political discussion should be done by email and a reply should take days

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    what are you talking about? real political discussion happens while severely inebriated, after party games but before the group singalong of don't stop believing

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Trexy wrote: »
    what are you talking about? real political discussion happens while severely inebriated, after party games but before the group singalong of don't stop believing

    alcohol is a bourgeoisie tool to placate the proletariateefs

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Byrd: Rename health care bill for Kennedy
    In his honor and as a tribute to his commitment to his ideals, let us stop the shouting and name calling and have a civilized debate on health care reform which I hope, when legislation has been signed into law, will bear his name for his commitment to insuring the health of every American.

    edit: ugh, beware of the comments

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i've had way more drunk political discussions than sober

    and i say you this: it is ridiculously fun until somebody says something so fucking stunningly stupid and outrageous, that you get fed up and leave the group for like, an hour.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2009
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    DazarenaDazarena Cincinnati, OHRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    yes name a bill that is going to fail after him

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i've had way more drunk political discussions than sober

    and i say you this: it is ridiculously fun until somebody says something so fucking stunningly stupid and outrageous, that you get fed up and leave the group for like, an hour.

    I always get worked up trying to prove my point in any political discussion, so I'm doing my best to swear off them

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dazarena wrote: »
    yes name a bill that is going to fail after him

    Name the bill after him and then throw it in a river.

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