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New Comic Thread for 8-28-09

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited August 2009
    I mean, oops, spoiler alert

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  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it's a cookbook!

    How to Cook for Forty Humans

    Hamju on
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hamju wrote: »
    it's a cookbook!

    How to Cook for Forty Humans

    I slaved in the kitchen for you people

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No, you're thinking of how to cook for forty acres and a mule.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    LiveWire wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    The X-men crossover with the original Star Trek cast cast is clearly superior because of
    mccoyl.jpg

    OH. My god.

    this is the greatest thing

    ronzo on
  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    No no, easily the best crossover is Patrick Ewing and Snickers.

    Easily

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarhhhh!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tMA4GxC09o

    I can't see that video and not think 'I want to know how to open a fucking snickers bar like that'

    I know I've had Mars Bars where they come with a pre-cut split, so you can just rip it half and be all badass about it.

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  • FyreWulffFyreWulff Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Cut the packaging in advance, then just pull it off.

    Actually I think you can do that by ripping it from the flap

    Unfortunately I don't have a Snickers bar on hand to do real world testing

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You know who would know about this? Fatties.

    Defender on
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    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
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    I cannot believe this is real.

    I gave this to someone as a secret satan present.

    Not only is it real


    it's every bit as terrible as you might imagine.

    I want an updated version where everyone is simply an alternate dimension doppleganger. Diana turns out to be Jean Gray. Suddenly Riker starts shooting lasers from his eyes, so on and so forth.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I bet Vision and Data would hang out and do android stuff together

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It would be like Dark Mirror, but a funhouse version of it.

    Or a holodeck malfunction. You can explain anything with those.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No, you're thinking of how to cook for forty acres and a mule.

    you are awful

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • DubhDubh Ghost Plz don't heal meRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Darric wrote: »
    Planet_X_Star_Trek.jpg

    I cannot believe this is real.

    I gave this to someone as a secret satan present.

    Not only is it real


    it's every bit as terrible as you might imagine.

    I want an updated version where everyone is simply an alternate dimension doppleganger. Diana turns out to be Jean Gray. Suddenly Riker starts shooting lasers from his eyes, so on and so forth.

    then there's just patrick stewart

    Dubh on
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh man how did I miss that

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I bet Vision and Data would hang out and do android stuff together

    Android sex.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I bet Vision and Data would hang out and do android stuff together

    Android sex.

    Data is fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    You guys are terrible.


    I love you. =D


    Hey flip, what you doin' on good ol' September the 11th?

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2009
    He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

    But that's what the terrorists want.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

    But that's what the terrorists want.

    But it's also what jesus would do.

    FUCK

    Jesus is on the side of the terrorists!

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

    But that's what the terrorists want.

    But it's also what jesus would do.

    FUCK

    Jesus is on the side of the terrorists!

    Actually I'm pretty sure Jesus would party it up.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

    But that's what the terrorists want.

    But it's also what jesus would do.

    FUCK

    Jesus is on the side of the terrorists!

    Actually I'm pretty sure Jesus would party it up.

    Well there was that time he turned water to wine.

    Maybe you can get him him to pull that trick again.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2009
    Excepting with whiskey.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    whiskey into wine is a horrible trick!

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think he meant water into whiskey.

    Melding on
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'd sooner have himt turn water into vodka

    I mean, it's the same color, it should be easy.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    I think he meant water into whiskey.

    NO WAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    YYYYYYYYYY

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    I'd sooner have himt turn water into vodka

    I mean, it's the same color, it should be easy.
    Jesus ain't no Polack.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i forget

    what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think I've seen pretty much everything short of ch--k, g--k, and the n one go unchallenged recently


    where the -s there are obviously Es

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh can we not call Chinese people that any more?

    Damn

    Grey Ghost on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i forget

    what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days
    I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "m" without getting slapped.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i forget

    what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days
    I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "n" without getting slapped.

    C-O-O-...O?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i forget

    what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days
    I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "n" without getting slapped.

    C-O-O-...O?

    I am so offended by this Buster

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i forget

    what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days
    I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "n" without getting slapped.

    C-O-O-...O?

    I am so offended by this Buster

    Shut up, you stupid cooo.

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    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited August 2009
    unlike the n-word, there are context-determining exceptions

    for example, knights often have chinks in their armor, and biochemist/Olympian Bill Gookin invented sports drink Gookinaid, known colloquially as "gook"

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    i forget

    what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days
    I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "n" without getting slapped.

    C-O-O-...O?

    Robert Khoo is an insult?

    I thought it would be a compliment.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    :cry:

    Grey Ghost on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    kite with a k is unacceptable as well

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    kite with a k is unacceptable as well

    But kite does have a k

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