New Comic Thread for 8-28-09

Randall_Flagg

I mean, oops, spoiler alert

Hamju

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

it's a cookbook!

How to Cook for Forty Humans

ThatDudeOverThere

Hamju wrote: »

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

it's a cookbook!

How to Cook for Forty Humans

I slaved in the kitchen for you people

Aneurhythmia

No, you're thinking of how to cook for forty acres and a mule.

ronzo

LiveWire wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

The X-men crossover with the original Star Trek cast cast is clearly superior because of

OH. My god.

this is the greatest thing

Willeth

Javen wrote: »

RabidDeathMoose wrote: »

No no, easily the best crossover is Patrick Ewing and Snickers.

Easily

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarhhhh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tMA4GxC09o

I can't see that video and not think 'I want to know how to open a fucking snickers bar like that'

I know I've had Mars Bars where they come with a pre-cut split, so you can just rip it half and be all badass about it.

FyreWulff

Defender wrote: »

Cut the packaging in advance, then just pull it off.

Actually I think you can do that by ripping it from the flap

Unfortunately I don't have a Snickers bar on hand to do real world testing

Defender

You know who would know about this? Fatties.

BYToady

sarukun wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

Darric wrote: »

I cannot believe this is real.

I gave this to someone as a secret satan present.

Not only is it real


it's every bit as terrible as you might imagine.

I want an updated version where everyone is simply an alternate dimension doppleganger. Diana turns out to be Jean Gray. Suddenly Riker starts shooting lasers from his eyes, so on and so forth.

Abracadaniel

I bet Vision and Data would hang out and do android stuff together

BYToady

It would be like Dark Mirror, but a funhouse version of it.

Or a holodeck malfunction. You can explain anything with those.

PiptheFair

Aneurhythmia wrote: »

No, you're thinking of how to cook for forty acres and a mule.

you are awful

Dubh

BYToady wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

Darric wrote: »

I cannot believe this is real.

I gave this to someone as a secret satan present.

Not only is it real


it's every bit as terrible as you might imagine.

I want an updated version where everyone is simply an alternate dimension doppleganger. Diana turns out to be Jean Gray. Suddenly Riker starts shooting lasers from his eyes, so on and so forth.

then there's just patrick stewart

Burden of Proof

oh man how did I miss that

honey nut cheerios

Smart Hero wrote: »

I bet Vision and Data would hang out and do android stuff together

Android sex.

fightinfilipino

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

Smart Hero wrote: »

I bet Vision and Data would hang out and do android stuff together

Android sex.

Data is fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

sarukun

You guys are terrible.


I love you. =D


Hey flip, what you doin' on good ol' September the 11th?

honey nut cheerios

He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

sarukun

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

But that's what the terrorists want.

honey nut cheerios

sarukun wrote: »

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

But that's what the terrorists want.

But it's also what jesus would do.

FUCK

Jesus is on the side of the terrorists!

sarukun

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

But that's what the terrorists want.

But it's also what jesus would do.

FUCK

Jesus is on the side of the terrorists!

Actually I'm pretty sure Jesus would party it up.

honey nut cheerios

sarukun wrote: »

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

He'll be solemnly reflecting like all good people.

But that's what the terrorists want.

But it's also what jesus would do.

FUCK

Jesus is on the side of the terrorists!

Actually I'm pretty sure Jesus would party it up.

Well there was that time he turned water to wine.

Maybe you can get him him to pull that trick again.

honey nut cheerios

Excepting with whiskey.

Raneados

whiskey into wine is a horrible trick!

Melding

I think he meant water into whiskey.

sarukun

I'd sooner have himt turn water into vodka

I mean, it's the same color, it should be easy.

Raneados

Melding wrote: »

I think he meant water into whiskey.

NO WAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YYYYYYYYYY

Penguin Incarnate

sarukun wrote: »

I'd sooner have himt turn water into vodka

I mean, it's the same color, it should be easy.

Jesus ain't no Polack.

Raneados

i forget

what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days

L|ama

I think I've seen pretty much everything short of ch--k, g--k, and the n one go unchallenged recently


where the -s there are obviously Es

Grey Ghost

Oh can we not call Chinese people that any more?

Damn

Penguin Incarnate

Raneados wrote: »

i forget

what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days

I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "m" without getting slapped.

BusterK

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

i forget

what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days

I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "n" without getting slapped.

C-O-O-...O?

Grey Ghost

BusterK wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

i forget

what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days

I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "n" without getting slapped.

C-O-O-...O?

I am so offended by this Buster

Defender

Grey Ghost wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

i forget

what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days

I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "n" without getting slapped.

C-O-O-...O?

I am so offended by this Buster

Shut up, you stupid cooo.

Randall_Flagg

unlike the n-word, there are context-determining exceptions

for example, knights often have chinks in their armor, and biochemist/Olympian Bill Gookin invented sports drink Gookinaid, known colloquially as "gook"

Blake T

BusterK wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

i forget

what level of ethnic and racial slurs is acceptable these days

I got busted for slurs against the Italians a ways back, but I've seen folks use stuff parallel to that, in addition to the see-oh-oh and then the letter that comes after "n" without getting slapped.

C-O-O-...O?

Robert Khoo is an insult?

I thought it would be a compliment.

Grey Ghost

:cry:

Mr. Henry Bemis

kite with a k is unacceptable as well

BusterK

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

kite with a k is unacceptable as well

But kite does have a k