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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]

    We're through the looking glass here, people.

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    p.s. the disgraced cop origin comes from back around the very first Del Ray novels

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Must watch

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]

    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    I honestly think there was someone involved who was just continually shooting down Lucas' stupid ideas, but they just could not hold back the sheer volume of them.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]

    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    Hahahaaaaa whaaaaat

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]

    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    I honestly think there was someone involved who was just continually shooting down Lucas' stupid ideas, but they just could not hold back the sheer volume of them.

    They probably stopped when they felt like they were on the verge of losing their job.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]

    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    I honestly think there was someone involved who was just continually shooting down Lucas' stupid ideas, but they just could not hold back the sheer volume of them.

    Actually I am under the impression that it was a number of people, like his wife (at the time), various actors who wouldn't say his dumb lines (Ford, I would guess, probably others), pretty much anyone involved in the early productions. I heard that the scene where C3PO has been blown to bits in the desert and Luke and Obi-Wan have to collect his limbs and shit took like five minutes in the original cut, and then his wife or someone was like, "No, fuck this, it's gonna be three seconds."

    I really want to see the version that he edited, before someone competent got to it.

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    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So the major difference in quality from the first 3 and the last 3 is simply because he had become too big for most people to say no to him?

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Also he got divorced.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Today, Lucas is one of the American film industry's most financially successful independent directors/producers, with an estimated net worth of $3.9 billion.

    that is so much goddam money

  • InquisitorInquisitor Raise your flag. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Actually I am under the impression that it was a number of people, like his wife (at the time), various actors who wouldn't say his dumb lines (Ford, I would guess, probably others), pretty much anyone involved in the early productions. I heard that the scene where C3PO has been blown to bits in the desert and Luke and Obi-Wan have to collect his limbs and shit took like five minutes in the original cut, and then his wife or someone was like, "No, fuck this, it's gonna be three seconds."

    I really want to see the version that he edited, before someone competent got to it.

    Ford definitely had a part in avoiding dumb lines.

    You know the scene where Han is about to get frozen and carbonite and Leia is all "I love you Han" and then Han says probably his most defining line, one of the lines that makes him such a bad ass "I know." Well in the script he was supposed to say "I love you too." but Ford decided that was something Han wouldn't say at all so he and the director went with the new line. As I understand it Lucas threw a fit saying they were ruining his movie blah blah blah.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Butts will be in seats when this comes out

    Specifically mine

    you have butts?

    like the plural?

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Today, Lucas is one of the American film industry's most financially successful independent directors/producers, with an estimated net worth of $3.9 billion.

    that is so much goddam money

    He could buy GM.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]

    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    Hahahaaaaa whaaaaat

    No, I get it. Boba Fett is Vader's half brother who has an earthly father, making Darth Vader even more into the nega-Christ.

  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]
    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    Hahahaaaaa whaaaaat

    No, I get it. Boba Fett is Vader's half brother who has an earthly father, making Darth Vader even more into the nega-Christ.

    "...Then what's that make us?"

    "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING."

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Actually I am under the impression that it was a number of people, like his wife (at the time), various actors who wouldn't say his dumb lines (Ford, I would guess, probably others), pretty much anyone involved in the early productions. I heard that the scene where C3PO has been blown to bits in the desert and Luke and Obi-Wan have to collect his limbs and shit took like five minutes in the original cut, and then his wife or someone was like, "No, fuck this, it's gonna be three seconds."

    I really want to see the version that he edited, before someone competent got to it.

    Ford definitely had a part in avoiding dumb lines.

    You know the scene where Han is about to get frozen and carbonite and Leia is all "I love you Han" and then Han says probably his most defining line, one of the lines that makes him such a bad ass "I know." Well in the script he was supposed to say "I love you too." but Ford decided that was something Han wouldn't say at all so he and the director went with the new line. As I understand it Lucas threw a fit saying they were ruining his movie blah blah blah.

    Yeah, that line has Ford all over it.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Definitely better than Lance Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    p.s. the disgraced cop origin comes from back around the very first Del Ray novels

    I remember that

    His real name in that origin was Jaster Mereel, which has now been retconned to be the name of Jango Fett's Mandalorian mentor

    God, the old EU stuff was so much better

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]

    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    Hahahaaaaa whaaaaat

    That the first three films came out so good probably counts as a goddamn miracle

  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Actually I am under the impression that it was a number of people, like his wife (at the time), various actors who wouldn't say his dumb lines (Ford, I would guess, probably others), pretty much anyone involved in the early productions. I heard that the scene where C3PO has been blown to bits in the desert and Luke and Obi-Wan have to collect his limbs and shit took like five minutes in the original cut, and then his wife or someone was like, "No, fuck this, it's gonna be three seconds."

    I really want to see the version that he edited, before someone competent got to it.

    Ford definitely had a part in avoiding dumb lines.

    You know the scene where Han is about to get frozen and carbonite and Leia is all "I love you Han" and then Han says probably his most defining line, one of the lines that makes him such a bad ass "I know." Well in the script he was supposed to say "I love you too." but Ford decided that was something Han wouldn't say at all so he and the director went with the new line. As I understand it Lucas threw a fit saying they were ruining his movie blah blah blah.

    Yeah, that line has Ford all over it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W7paueNuEc

    6 minutes into the clip
    Don't even tip him off. Just do it the way you want to do it and if he notices then...

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nice.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • DubhDubh First of the Order The HollowsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That Ford impression is awesome.

    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    God Dinner For Five is one of my favoritest shows, except I don't have IFC anymore

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]
    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    I honestly think there was someone involved who was just continually shooting down Lucas' stupid ideas, but they just could not hold back the sheer volume of them.

    There's too many of them!

    I can't shake 'em!

  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pull up Porkins!

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lucas at one point considered having Vader and Fett be brothers in the prequel films, but discounted it as too "'hokey'".[3]
    We're through the looking glass here, people.

    I honestly think there was someone involved who was just continually shooting down Lucas' stupid ideas, but they just could not hold back the sheer volume of them.

    There's too many of them!

    I can't shake 'em!

    stay on target

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    august wrote: »
    That Ford impression is awesome.

    He's done a great job of branching out and getting out of Luke's shadow by getting into VA, and he's an amazing talent at it, too.

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    alternate reality EU canon: Jek Porkins delivers the killing blow to the Death Star, going on to become the heralded hero of the Rebellion forever casting Luke into obscurity

  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't remember what thread it was, but we were making fat jokes regarding Porkins and I think I pissed my pants from laughing so hard.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    alternate reality EU canon: Jek Porkins delivers the killing blow to the Death Star, going on to become the heralded hero of the Rebellion forever casting Luke into obscurity

    By obscuring him with his fat am I right.

    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    His hair in the YouTube freeze-frame looks like Double Dragon (NES) or River City Ransom.

    EDIT: In reference to:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W7paueNuEc

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BARF

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Biff: "BARF!"

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    I don't remember what thread it was, but we were making fat jokes regarding Porkins and I think I pissed my pants from laughing so hard.

    That's not what your avatar says you did.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    On a sidenote, I'm not impressed by the trailer to this film at all. There's a lot of odd cuts and deliveries to it that doesn't bode well for me. By the way, why in fuck does Ewan MacGregor have a crappy American accent if he's playing a British person?

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    As far as I can tell he has a crappy American accent for the trailer but a English one in the actual movie.

    That's how it sounds to me anyway.

    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Isn't the trailer just parts of the movie?

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I meant to say the voice over of the trailer.

    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
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