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George Fornby Grill
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Be eaten by a Grue.
We're gonna play Zork. I'll post whatever the game says you post what you want me to type then I'll post what the game says over and over again until you kill the character then we start over maybe.
Okay?
Okay.
Oh, and we also have this to help us out.
Score:0
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>_
Eh, fuck it, new topic:
How much would you have to be payed to be in gay porn?
We're gonna play Zork. I'll post whatever the game says you post what you want me to type then I'll post what the game says over and over again until you kill the character then we start over maybe.
Okay?
Okay.
Oh, and we also have this to help us out.
Score:0
West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
>_
Eh, fuck it, new topic:
How much would you have to be payed to be in gay porn?
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
That sentence isn't one I recognize.
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Opening the mailbox reveals a small leaflet.
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>Wipe ass with leaflet
"WELCOME TO ZORK!
Zork is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
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very soon
>apply aloe to sick burn
Your arms are in your magic chest, pooplord!
vOv I'm not Rank nor do I have access to those adventure books without illegally acquiring them.
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like
go to a small bookshop in the mid 90s and run out with them?
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> pee on magic chest
They're illegal in his home country of Lurkistan
Performance Driving Ferret
Yes exactly.
Said ferrets aid me in stealing the books. They drive the getaway car.
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Go eat a dick you shitnipple.
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dicknipples?
brb, going to write that one down
What spring does with the cherry trees.
you young bucks might not know what shitting dicknipples are
google it and follow the encyclopedia dramatica link
remember NSFW
my stomach will be filled with butts
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after all, you only live once
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why didn't i just assume?
oh god i need to inject bleach into my brain