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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like James, though

    it is a good, solid name

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    archibald

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Or Doomguy

    or best of all

    Quake Doomguy Susoeff

    fuck yeah

    Rachel would love raising a young daughter named Hexen Doomgirl.

    Obviously she'd do this alone while you're sent through the wood chipper.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think Colt would be an awesome name for a dude.

    But I don't know if I want my son called that.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Or Doomguy

    or best of all

    Quake Doomguy Susoeff

    fuck yeah

    Rachel would love raising a young daughter named Hexen Doomgirl.

    Obviously she'd do this alone while you're sent through the wood chipper.

    The daughter would be Hexen Witchblade.

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I think Colt would be an awesome name for a dude.

    But I don't know if I want my son called that.

    That is the name you give your son if you want him to be a gay pornstar.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I think Colt would be an awesome name for a dude.

    But I don't know if I want my son called that.

    That is the name you give your son if you want him to be a gay pornstar.

    See, why I don't want to name my son that.

    Though if he was to be a gay pornstar I would call him Colt Six-pack.

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Or Doomguy

    or best of all

    Quake Doomguy Susoeff

    fuck yeah

    Rachel would love raising a young daughter named Hexen Doomgirl.

    Obviously she'd do this alone while you're sent through the wood chipper.

    The daughter would be Hexen Witchblade.

    But what about our second son

    Gordonfreeman Blakestone Susoeff

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man I have 2 middle names

    that is hella british

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Maybe Colt as a middle name?

  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Or Doomguy

    or best of all

    Quake Doomguy Susoeff

    fuck yeah

    Rachel would love raising a young daughter named Hexen Doomgirl.

    Obviously she'd do this alone while you're sent through the wood chipper.

    The daughter would be Hexen Witchblade.

    But what about our second son

    Gordonfreeman Blakestone Susoeff

    Just name him Halo and be done with it.

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My mom is convinced we're going to have twins and name them Mario and Luigi.
    I'm hoping for octuplets named Poonam, Sashi, Pria, Uma, Anoop, Sandeep, Nabendu, and mama's clear favorite, Gheet.

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    is that from the simpsons

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Or Doomguy

    or best of all

    Quake Doomguy Susoeff

    fuck yeah

    Rachel would love raising a young daughter named Hexen Doomgirl.

    Obviously she'd do this alone while you're sent through the wood chipper.

    The daughter would be Hexen Witchblade.

    But what about our second son

    Gordonfreeman Blakestone Susoeff

    Just name him Halo and be done with it.

    Halo Blaskowitz Susoeff

  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Maybe Colt as a middle name?

    I agree, raising gay porn stars is fun.

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    is that from the simpsons

    not that I know of

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    Maybe Colt as a middle name?

    I agree, raising gay porn stars is fun.

    You have to condition him, though, by using a dick somehow to refer to everything he does.

    "Son, you hold a baseball bat like you'd hold a man's meaty cock."

    "You gotta grab life and shake it! Just like a penis!"

    "When eating sausage, you... Well I don't need to change anything there, I guess."

  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    My mom is convinced we're going to have twins and name them Mario and Luigi.
    I'm hoping for octuplets named Poonam, Sashi, Pria, Uma, Anoop, Sandeep, Nabendu, and mama's clear favorite, Gheet.

    SIMPSONS DID IT!

  • Leroy RocktopusLeroy Rocktopus Registered User
    edited September 2009
    My mom wanted to name my youngest sister Elora Danan, like the baby in Willow, but she didn't know how to spell it.

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am naming my kid something that will get him made fun of and beat up in school

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Jasper Homosexual Poobutt III

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    Maybe Colt as a middle name?

    I agree, raising gay porn stars is fun.

    Man, I don't want to put pressure on my unborn kid.

    I want to find out what he is great at and concentrate on that.

    It's not like I have to live out a dream of being a gay porn star through him.

    I don't wanna go up to him and go, "Son, I have a dream for you, for you to suck cock on the internet like your father never could." I just want him to go out there and be a gay porn star because he wants to, not because of me!

  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wanna name my kid something weird

  • Leroy RocktopusLeroy Rocktopus Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I am naming my kid something that will get him made fun of and beat up in school

    Gaylord P. Wilkerton.

  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of imperial stormtroopers disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I don't know a bunch about forum history either.

    The only thing I know about the flying stove for example is that Mori hosts it.

    that's it.

    That's been dead a while now

    it served its purpose, life moves on

    shoe, why the hatred

    I still keep the forums link on my toolbar, next to SE++.

    I was kinda disappointed when I went to click it a couple months back and I got 'host not found'.

    Now I only use it to get to image hosting.

    Good memories, and my thanks to the Administratum that made it possible.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
    Hail to thee, Lightbringer.
  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    There's at least one Colt in this world who isn't a gay pornstar: http://espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=175772

    Though apparently Colt isn't his real first name. But I would at least expand the list of who acceptable roles for people named "Colt" to include "starting quarterback for a college in Texas".

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    this guy i used to make fun of in high school

    he came out of the closet via facebook recently

    he is called kai

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I don't know a bunch about forum history either.

    The only thing I know about the flying stove for example is that Mori hosts it.

    that's it.

    That's been dead a while now

    it served its purpose, life moves on

    shoe, why the hatred

    I still keep the forums link on my toolbar, next to SE++.

    I was kinda disappointed when I went to click it a couple months back and I got 'host not found'.

    Now I only use it to get to image hosting.

    Good memories, and my thanks to the Administratum that made it possible.

    It was pretty sad at the end there, though

    like

    lucky to get a post a day

  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of imperial stormtroopers disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Victor is my middle name.

    I so rarely get to use that in any sort of cheesy action-hero context, though.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
    Hail to thee, Lightbringer.
  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Maybe Colt as a middle name?

    I agree, raising gay porn stars is fun.

    You have to condition him, though, by using a dick somehow to refer to everything he does.

    "Son, you hold a baseball bat like you'd hold a man's meaty cock."

    "You gotta grab life and shake it! Just like a penis!"

    "When eating sausage, you... Well I don't need to change anything there, I guess."

    You could raise a size queen the same way.

    "You don't want those small hotdogs, you want a thick, succulent, satisfying polish sausage."

    "When choosing a bat, you want a shaft that can easily extend and cover the whole box with ease."

    "Around every corner in life is a huge heavy load of massively good feelings, just waiting for you!"

    It's like we're training Jet Li in "unleashed".

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I knew a Kai, he was 35 years old, lived with his mother and collected Garfield dolls.

    He said he wanted to stab me with a knife!

  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of imperial stormtroopers disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I don't know a bunch about forum history either.

    The only thing I know about the flying stove for example is that Mori hosts it.

    that's it.

    That's been dead a while now

    it served its purpose, life moves on

    shoe, why the hatred

    I still keep the forums link on my toolbar, next to SE++.

    I was kinda disappointed when I went to click it a couple months back and I got 'host not found'.

    Now I only use it to get to image hosting.

    Good memories, and my thanks to the Administratum that made it possible.

    It was pretty sad at the end there, though

    like

    lucky to get a post a day

    I'm not saying it wasn't time.

    I'm just saying it was probably the best online community I've ever been a part of, and I will hold the time I spent there fondly in my memory for a very long time.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
    Hail to thee, Lightbringer.
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    I'm not saying it wasn't time.

    I'm just saying it was probably the best online community I've ever been a part of, and I will hold the time I spent there fondly in my memory for a very long time.

    D'aww, thanks. I still consider bringing them back, but not until I have some actual content for the front page. So likely never.

    Also, first time around I read it as 'fondling my memory for a very long time', I should sleep soon

  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is it too late in the thread to tell Fallout that I looove him?

    Fallout. I love you.

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I knew a Kai, he was 35 years old, lived with his mother and collected Garfield dolls.

    He said he wanted to stab me with a knife!

    I know many Kais. It's a common in northern Europe.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Leroy RocktopusLeroy Rocktopus Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I knew a Kai, he was 35 years old, lived with his mother and collected Garfield dolls.

    He said he wanted to stab me with a knife!

    Maybe he was confusing knife with penis.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He was a odd man. I mean who delivers pizzas at thirty five years old?

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Maybe he sees a career in pizza delivery

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I knew a Kai, he was the last of the Brunnen-G.

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