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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Croc's aren't dinosaurs, they're lizards.

    These guys are dinosaurs.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aw dip. I guess I'd better clean the house. :P Built my wife her computer and it's fucking amazing. Boots up in like 10 seconds. Makes me sad.

    Games completed recently: Resident Evil 4: HD Edition, Typing of the Dead: Overkill, Sleeping Dogs, Dishonored, On the Rain Precipice of Darkness 1-4.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DUE when you coming to visit us

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    (352): I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last

    The problem with these is that none of them sound like txt messages. So they likely suffer from bash.org madeupitis. Still funny, but you feel cheated.

    I know <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    but I shared the link with enthusiasm and I was not rewarded.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    (352): I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last

    The problem with these is that none of them sound like txt messages. So they likely suffer from bash.org madeupitis. Still funny, but you feel cheated.

    I know <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    but I shared the link with enthusiasm and I was not rewarded.

    I'm enjoying it. But it's an empty enjoyment,

    (919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

    And on that bombshell I'm going home.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Weeeeeeekend!

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    Aw dip. I guess I'd better clean the house. :P Built my wife her computer and it's fucking amazing. Boots up in like 10 seconds. Makes me sad.
    You should have her pay you for the work.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah thankfully my grand fathers funeral while it had two damn parts to it was the short version of the catholic ceremony. Though they did a get a young guy who stumbled and mumbled his way through the sermon, so Papa went on to the afterlife pissed off, his normal state of being.

    The Holy Rite of Obsequy.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    WMain00 wrote: »
    You can do anything online nowadays.

    Except punch someone in the face. Sadly that piece of technology has not been invented yet.
    Salvation did it that one time.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    and then chastise her for wasting money on a computer when you're out of a job

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Weeeeeeekend!

    High-five. Mine finishes on Monday this week!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Fmylife.com is blocked for being adult content at my office. What?

    Also
    (When I was in college, I used to work in the cafeteria. On this day, two girls are making fun of a third.)

    Mean Girl #1: “Oooooh, a hamburger? So much for that diet.”

    Mean Girl #2: “Are you kidding? She’s never been on a diet in her life!”

    (The third girl who they are talking to is, for the record, very nice looking.)

    Girl #3: *taken aback* “I…I worked out today. I need the protein.”

    Me: “Come on, leave her alone. She can eat whatever she wants!”

    Mean Girl #1: “Yeah, I guess you don’t have to worry about what you eat if you’re already fat and ugly!”

    (One of my coworkers has been listening from a distance. He walks over, looks all three girls up and down, and then turns to the third.)

    Coworker: “Excuse me, miss, but do you think I could get your phone number?”

    Girl #3: “Are you serious?”

    Coworker: “Completely! Who wouldn’t want a date with a beautiful girl who knows how to take care of herself?”

    (This was five years ago. I’m going to be the best man at their wedding.)

    D'awwwwwwwwww

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Weeeeeeekend!

    Time traaaaaavel!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Yeah thankfully my grand fathers funeral while it had two damn parts to it was the short version of the catholic ceremony. Though they did a get a young guy who stumbled and mumbled his way through the sermon, so Papa went on to the afterlife pissed off, his normal state of being.

    The Holy Rite of Obsequy.

    The only thing that would have been better is if they got a black priest to do it (my grand father was a horrid racist).

  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Speaking of Catholicism, most priests I know have facebooks. I guess because they aren't really going to be worrying about detagging pictures so their boss doesn't see what they did.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Unemployment’s fer wimps!

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    (352): I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last

    Hey, I'm like that!

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    and then chastise her for wasting money on a computer when you're out of a job

    And the old computer could look up recipes perfectly well.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    DUE when you coming to visit us

    Dang baby.

    When are you guys having the meet up.

    Is a better question.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gunmen kill 17 people at a drug rehab in Mexico (AP)

    AP - Gunmen broke into a drug rehabilitation center, lined people against a wall and shot 17 dead in a particularly bloody day in Mexico's relentless drug war

    god, that sucks

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    and then chastise her for wasting money on a computer when you're out of a job

    And the old computer could look up recipes perfectly well.

    Look them up? What the fuck is this nonesense, bitch better know how to make this stuff.

  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I love the people that are like "I don't want a socialist government! I'm rich now, but I was poor. I was on food stamps! But I pulled myself up with ma bootstraps."

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gunmen kill 17 people at a drug rehab in Mexico (AP)

    AP - Gunmen broke into a drug rehabilitation center, lined people against a wall and shot 17 dead in a particularly bloody day in Mexico's relentless drug war

    god, that sucks

    Man that new therapy technique is murder.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I love the people that are like "I don't want a socialist government! I'm rich now, but I was poor. I was on food stamps! But I pulled myself up with ma bootstraps."

    Thanks Craig T Nelson for highlighting what a fucking dumb shit you are. I liked the man as an actor, but I can't watch him now without seeing that utter stupidity.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Speaking of Catholicism, most priests I know have facebooks. I guess because they aren't really going to be worrying about detagging pictures so their boss doesn't see what they did.

    Boooo. Get off the stage.

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdVypzqFPQo

    DON'T HATE. THIS SONG IS AWESOME.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    and then chastise her for wasting money on a computer when you're out of a job

    And the old computer could look up recipes perfectly well.

    While she was in the kitchen baking you a pie.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Gunmen kill 17 people at a drug rehab in Mexico (AP)

    AP - Gunmen broke into a drug rehabilitation center, lined people against a wall and shot 17 dead in a particularly bloody day in Mexico's relentless drug war

    god, that sucks

    Has any good news come out of Mexico at all recently?

  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    and then chastise her for wasting money on a computer when you're out of a job

    Oh God that's hilarious!

    Games completed recently: Resident Evil 4: HD Edition, Typing of the Dead: Overkill, Sleeping Dogs, Dishonored, On the Rain Precipice of Darkness 1-4.
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Prince is so well groomed.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We all know Prince is awesome. But we also know he personally removed every audio file he has from the internet.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gunmen kill 17 people at a drug rehab in Mexico (AP)

    AP - Gunmen broke into a drug rehabilitation center, lined people against a wall and shot 17 dead in a particularly bloody day in Mexico's relentless drug war

    god, that sucks

    Has any good news come out of Mexico at all recently?

    A man just shot the devil in mexico

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMQMvqfnlq8

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We all know Prince is awesome. But we also know he personally removed every audio file he has from the internet.

    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We all know Prince is awesome. But we also know he personally removed every audio file he has from the internet.

    He's fucking crazy, I mean the kevin smith thing was enligtening.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Prince is so well groomed.

    Did he rape and kill a young girl in 1990? Because Glen Beck might have.

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Well, not every file.
    Spoiler:

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    We all know Prince is awesome. But we also know he personally removed every audio file he has from the internet.

    He's fucking crazy, I mean the kevin smith thing was enligtening.

    He's crazy AWESOME. I loved that Kevin Smith thing.

    Crazy people are so fun. See that's what you people don't understand. Crazy people are FUN.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Charlie Murphy's skit about Prince was the best

  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    We all know Prince is awesome. But we also know he personally removed every audio file he has from the internet.

    He's fucking crazy, I mean the kevin smith thing was enligtening.

    I want to see the third one he did. I've seen the first two and loved them.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Charlie Murphy's skit about Prince was the best

    Game.

    Blouses

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