Jack and Coke was my go to drink for the summer, but, I probably should find something new.
Whiskey sour is boss.
I've never had one, reading the description I can't tell if it sounds delicious or awful.
Edit: Jager? Really? Consider your opinion on drinks discounted forever Honk.
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edited September 2009
Hot Fuss is a pretty good album, but I'm probably only thinking this since it's been a few years since I've listened to it. Sam's Town was pretty awful though and I don't really want to go anywhere near Sawdust...
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Yech. Whiskey, Whisky, Wisky, and Uisge are all crap.
Japan - Cuba Libre's generally a safe bet. Rum, coke (or other cola, not Pepsi), and lime.
No.
This is false.
well, the second part is absolutely true but the first part is made of lies
I have never had a good Whiskey, after, quite literally, years of tasting different kinds. Thus I can logically assume there is no such thing as good Whiskey.
Yech. Whiskey, Whisky, Wisky, and Uisge are all crap.
Japan - Cuba Libre's generally a safe bet. Rum, coke (or other cola, not Pepsi), and lime.
No.
This is false.
well, the second part is absolutely true but the first part is made of lies
I have never had a good Whiskey, after, quite literally, years of tasting different kinds. Thus I can logically assume there is something horribly wrong with me.
I feel like I should try a mint julep and a whiskey sour, even though I'm not particularly a bourbon fan. I don't actually know what I would drink were a social situation require me to order a cocktail.
gin martini desert dry shaken like hell. just good gin. well bruised, with a thin layer of ice on top.
a mans cocktail.
No. No. No.
There is no need to shake the hell out of a good martini.
I've always avoided drinking martinis, because it is absolutely fucking impossible to have one without three people criticising the way you ordered it, even if those people do not themselves drink martinis.
I've always avoided drinking martinis, because it is absolutely fucking impossible to have one without three people criticising the way you ordered it, even if those people do not themselves drink martinis.
I swear the ordering process is daunting. Maybe thats just me.
Also boondock saints 2, I'm there.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Whenever I go to a bar I just get a four horsemen and call it a night.
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Hahahaha, okay, I'm not fooling anyone. I was with a girl in Arizona that ordered a three wisemen though. Thing destroyed her. In her hammered state she decided to regale me with stories of all the men she has slept with and how she likes to sleep with a different guy every week as her new "flavor". As if we couldn't see where this was going she offered to sleep with me. I tried to avoid directly turning her down by noting that I lacked any sort of condom. She informed me it wasn't a big deal and I should just bang her anyway.
Not enough in the world.
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edited September 2009
Jäger is awesome though, I do like Fernet Branca as well so my tastes are irregular and weird.
Whenever I go to a bar I just get a four horsemen and call it a night.
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Hahahaha, okay, I'm not fooling anyone. I was with a girl in Arizona that ordered a three wisemen though. Thing destroyed her. In her hammered state she decided to regale me with stories of all the men she has slept with and how she likes to sleep with a different guy every week as her new "flavor". As if we couldn't see where this was going she offered to sleep with me. I tried to avoid directly turning her down by noting that I lacked any sort of condom. She informed me it wasn't a big deal and I should just bang her anyway.
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I've never had one, reading the description I can't tell if it sounds delicious or awful.
Edit: Jager? Really? Consider your opinion on drinks discounted forever Honk.
No.
This is false.
well, the second part is absolutely true but the first part is made of lies
Mmm that does sound tasty. Like a delicious variation of an Irish Car Bomb.
Irish Car Bombs are also incredibly tasty.
What does the neat part mean? Yes, I don't know much about drinking.
you... you don't like it?
I'm not sure we can be friends anymore
All by itself.
Without other crap.
I have never had a good Whiskey, after, quite literally, years of tasting different kinds. Thus I can logically assume there is no such thing as good Whiskey.
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Well obviously you don't. You just said Jager was bad.
Maybe my memory is foggy but I don't remember it being good.
Also, all of the biggest toolbags I have known liked Jager, so, that's reason enough.
I kind of figured that was what it meant, but wanted to be sure, thanks.
you poor poor soul
No. No. No.
There is no need to shake the hell out of a good martini.
(you can't even bruise gin btw.)
I have far too much of it, actually, relative to the total quantity of booze I own.
What I hate is when you say that and they fucking put Ice in it, look dipshit, its a simple drink order neat means just the scotch.
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I meant the people I've known in person. I haven't met Honk and therefore can not ascribe him as being a toolbag or not.
You are a Scotsman, this is normal.
I swear the ordering process is daunting. Maybe thats just me.
Also boondock saints 2, I'm there.
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And also having shitty whiskey.
You're Scottish though. You were probably given a spoonful of the stuff at birth.
I haven't felt deprived.
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stir vigorously.
pour vermouth into the glass. coat the glass.
pour the gin into the same glass of ice. stir like crazy. pour strained into the glass with vermouth.
done.
Isn't jager that guido drink?
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What's up with all Canadians having censored avatars?
No, but we should be saying it!
This is not unique to America. :P
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Hahahaha, okay, I'm not fooling anyone. I was with a girl in Arizona that ordered a three wisemen though. Thing destroyed her. In her hammered state she decided to regale me with stories of all the men she has slept with and how she likes to sleep with a different guy every week as her new "flavor". As if we couldn't see where this was going she offered to sleep with me. I tried to avoid directly turning her down by noting that I lacked any sort of condom. She informed me it wasn't a big deal and I should just bang her anyway.
Not enough
Yeah it's not good.
They are hiding their comedian heritage. The cowards.
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You're a better man that I am.
I always thought of it as a cheap shit liquor that douchebags mix with everything.
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It's not particularly cheap. But it's also for highschoolers and douchebags.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
She also was not attractive.
And she was really annoying.
A triple threat.
Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
/facepalm
I can't say I've encountered any.