Penny Arcade Xbox Avatar Shit

the cheat

What do you think of these new avatar things. I was like FUCK when i saw there was no merch shirt... Anyone bought one? A cardboard tube prop woulda been a nice addition.



Goddamn microsoft for coming out with more ways to waste our money. (I bought a pirate hat and eyepatch)

Blake T

I would buy a batman costume if it was offered on the marketplace.

Not a pacman shirt though.

Bogey

You are a day late with this, the cheat!

Also, I'll probably get the First Party polo.

the cheat

well i only seen them today!

also, i been hitting you guys in the face with water baloons in that mini-game.

Ten

They need to get the Heroism shirt up there, then Avatar-me will be uncannily accurate. Because I love that shirt and wear it often.

Lord Dave

I didn't care enough about my XBOX avatar to not have it be a little old man for like 10 months up until a few days ago
Now I'm some sort of blonde, pigtailed female Kurt Cobain in a top-hat
I will not be paying dollars money for any of it

Bogey

Lord Dave wrote: »

I didn't care enough about my XBOX avatar to not have it be a little old man for like 10 months up until a few days ago
Now I'm some sort of blonde, pigtailed female Kurt Cobain in a top-hat
I will not be paying dollars money for any of it

Did you see the lightsaber?!

Yours for only $5!

Lord Dave

I'd rather play with my real lightsaber.

Penis joke.

Bucketman

I am tempted to get the I Roll 20's shirt. and I would grab the giant q-tip but my old friend who would get that is in Japan right now.

DarkPrimus

Annoying that the Wombat is female-only. But... I guess it was never offered as a real shirt for guys, either?

Sir Platypus

No, I will not be buying fake clothes for my virtual character that does nothing.

Hunter

My avatar is rocking the tuxedo right now, with a monocle and a top hat. I don't know if I want to change that look, but that hadouken shirt is pretty sweet.

Viscount Islands

Sir Platypus wrote: »

No, I will not be buying fake clothes for my virtual character that does nothing.

Air

this reminds me

everyone pay me $5 for your avatars

Raneados

i don't want to buy any of those!

or anything!

Butters

My XBox Live avatar:

sarukun

those are all really awesome, except that I have already got my avatar looking basically exactly like me down to the Hawaiian shirt, so.

Maybe if they make a First Party Hawaiian shirt?

NotASenator

God no I'm not going to pay money for that.

Raneados

how come avatars cannot emulate the proper body figure of a lot of people

aka fat

Viscount Islands

Because they think no one would choose to be seen as fat?

sarukun

Raneados wrote: »

how come avatars cannot emulate the proper body figure of a lot of people

aka fat

Pretty sure fat people don't want to be fat in cyberspace.


Well, most of them, anyway.

Koshian

I bought a big daddy helmet

it is neat

Butters

I want a fat avatar.

M.D.

I don't have an xbox so I can't make myself in digital form.

Raneados

i know plenty of people that LOVE being fat

Monkeyfeet

I would wear the bioshock helmet if I didn't have to pay for it

sarukun

Butters wrote: »

I want a fat avatar.

You're also not fat.

Butters

I am the fattest fatty.

Raneados

it's true he is so fat I have seen it

Butters

I may have suffocated a man in my rolls. In fact his body may still be in here somewhere.

Raneados

you give me a team of men and an expense account and I'll find that poor soul

Butters

I might have eaten him but yeah you can give it a shot. Warning: you might get eaten too.

Raneados

we're gonna need a bigger boat

cadmunky

don't put your hand in there....

QuestionMarkMan

has there been any update on the real First Party shirts?

Dog

isnt fat avatar a playstation game

Raneados

fatavatar

Anjin-San

the fat does not go well over butters

he is like four feet tall

scarlet blvd.

I'd only get something from the avatar market if it was a Fruit Fucker costume, that would be it

It won't happen, but I can dream can't I?

Dyvim Tvar

While I admit that the Paint the Line shirts are tempting, my avatar still looks like the bastard offspring of Des Lynam and a tennis club rapist and I don't think I could bring myself to change things any.

Sir Platypus

My friends generic avatar wound up looking more like him than his customized one.

Didn't want to tell him it was because it had a little belly.