That should be the law. A man can marry a male goat for all I care as long as it's an open bar.
Word.
At least a few hours of open bar. After that free beer, wine, and soda and pay for mixed drinks.
Yeah I understand if you can't afford to pay for 100+ people's drinks all night, but give me wine during dinner then the first hour or two afterwards at least! I'm giving you a $100 presentation, more than likely, spend it on me!
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and turns to Watson lying beside him;
"Watson. Look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce."
"Well," replies his companion, "That's a tricky one. I see millions of stars, each the same as our own sun. Each with the possibility, however small, of planets and life. And by their sheer number we must deduce that life is not only out there but abundant, in every corner of our existence."
"No," Holmes replies, "The correct deduction is that some fucker has stolen our tent."
Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
"No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
"Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
"No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
"Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
a hat would never say 'dog'
at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack
Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
"No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
"Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
a hat would never say 'dog'
at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack
Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
"No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
"Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
a hat would never say 'dog'
at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack
Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
"No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
"Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
a hat would never say 'dog'
at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack
Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
"No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
"Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
a hat would never say 'dog'
at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack
An Englishman, an Irishman, and an Indian man are in the hospital waiting for their respective wives to give birth. After some time, the nurse walks out and says that all the births went well, but that there was a slight mix-up and they're not sure which baby is which, and could the fathers please claim their own infants?
The Irishman goes first and immediately claims the Indian child. The nurse asks "sir, are you quite sure that one is yours?"
The Irishman replies "no, but one of the other two is a fuckin' Englishman, and I'm not takin' that chance."
An Englishman, an Irishman, and an Indian man are in the hospital waiting for their respective wives to give birth. After some time, the nurse walks out and says that all the births went well, but that there was a slight mix-up and they're not sure which baby is which, and could the fathers please claim their own infants?
The Irishman goes first and immediately claims the Indian child. The nurse asks "sir, are you quite sure that one is yours?"
The Irishman replies "no, but one of the other two is a fuckin' Englishman, and I'm not takin' that chance."
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I don't see it...
Weddings without open bars are just wrong.
That should be the law. A man can marry a male goat for all I care as long as it's an open bar.
Word.
At least a few hours of open bar. After that free beer, wine, and soda and pay for mixed drinks.
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I was beaten!
BEATEN!
He beat you like a red headed step-child.
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watch this
it is the best part in the whole movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNEraxj559Y
Love that movie
"Watson. Look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce."
"Well," replies his companion, "That's a tricky one. I see millions of stars, each the same as our own sun. Each with the possibility, however small, of planets and life. And by their sheer number we must deduce that life is not only out there but abundant, in every corner of our existence."
"No," Holmes replies, "The correct deduction is that some fucker has stolen our tent."
"No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
"Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
The nurse asks the Englishman what type he is.
O negative, he replies.
She turns to the Scotsman, who tells her he is type AB.
She asks the Irishman what type he is.
He tells her he is an outgoing cat-lover with a heart to share.
Deacon in 5, 4, 3...
"Dysentery, dear Watson."
at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
You are thoroughly racist.
As are you.
this thread is taking a turn for the wurst.
Yeah, I saw your post in the camwhore thread.
Is he going to call the blaspheme police?
I find it humorous that whenever an Irish person tells a joke like this, the Irishman is still the retard
I thought it showed the Irishman in a positive light too
thanks!
Also, yes I am in richmond. I go to VCU..
The Irishman goes first and immediately claims the Indian child. The nurse asks "sir, are you quite sure that one is yours?"
The Irishman replies "no, but one of the other two is a fuckin' Englishman, and I'm not takin' that chance."
Hahahahaha.
Do you mean an Indian Indian or American Indian? This greatly affects the level of humour inherent in your attempt.
Or am I wrong in thinking that Native American isn't the more recognized term?
never indian
First Nations People
Wait, what is the PC term for the indigenous people of Australia?