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Tie in Mouth Joke

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User
    Weaver wrote: »
    It almost looks like they tried to make the cats have those stereotypically oversized upper teeth that they used to use in caricatures of Chinese folk

    I don't see it...

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    i love old school disney

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    I have never seen the Aristocats.

    Weddings without open bars are just wrong.

    That should be the law. A man can marry a male goat for all I care as long as it's an open bar.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User
    Why did God make homosexuality a sin?
    Spoiler:

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    I have never seen the Aristocats.

    Weddings without open bars are just wrong.

    That should be the law. A man can marry a male goat for all I care as long as it's an open bar.

    Word.

    At least a few hours of open bar. After that free beer, wine, and soda and pay for mixed drinks.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    It almost looks like they tried to make the cats have those stereotypically oversized upper teeth that they used to use in caricatures of Chinese folk

    I was beaten!

    BEATEN!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    I have never seen the Aristocats.

    Weddings without open bars are just wrong.

    That should be the law. A man can marry a male goat for all I care as long as it's an open bar.

    Word.

    At least a few hours of open bar. After that free beer, wine, and soda and pay for mixed drinks.
    Yeah I understand if you can't afford to pay for 100+ people's drinks all night, but give me wine during dinner then the first hour or two afterwards at least! I'm giving you a $100 presentation, more than likely, spend it on me!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    It almost looks like they tried to make the cats have those stereotypically oversized upper teeth that they used to use in caricatures of Chinese folk

    I was beaten!

    BEATEN!

    He beat you like a red headed step-child.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    I have never seen the Aristocats.

    watch this

    it is the best part in the whole movie

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNEraxj559Y

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    So racist

    Love that movie

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    to op that scene is of course from the mask (1994) at around 6 minutes in
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and turns to Watson lying beside him;
    "Watson. Look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce."
    "Well," replies his companion, "That's a tricky one. I see millions of stars, each the same as our own sun. Each with the possibility, however small, of planets and life. And by their sheer number we must deduce that life is not only out there but abundant, in every corner of our existence."
    "No," Holmes replies, "The correct deduction is that some fucker has stolen our tent."

    Kuribo's Jew wrote: »
    scarab you have mental problems
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
    "No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
    "Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all go to a blood drive.

    The nurse asks the Englishman what type he is.
    O negative, he replies.
    She turns to the Scotsman, who tells her he is type AB.

    She asks the Irishman what type he is.
    He tells her he is an outgoing cat-lover with a heart to share.

    Kuribo's Jew wrote: »
    scarab you have mental problems
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Why did God make homosexuality a sin?
    Spoiler:

    Deacon in 5, 4, 3...

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer Dar'Habasi Sugar-Lips Purrfessional Cat-burglerRegistered User regular
    "I say, Holmes, why were you in the loo so long?"

    "Dysentery, dear Watson."

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
    "No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
    "Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
    a hat would never say 'dog'

    at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack

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  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer Dar'Habasi Sugar-Lips Purrfessional Cat-burglerRegistered User regular
    What if it's a Davey Crockett hat?

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User
    coonskin cap.

    Spoiler:
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
    "No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
    "Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
    a hat would never say 'dog'

    at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack

    You are thoroughly racist.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    iusehappymod wrote: »
    coonskin cap.

    As are you.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
    "No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
    "Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
    a hat would never say 'dog'

    at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack

    You are thoroughly racist.
    nonsense! some of my best hats are top hats!

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Like one man said to another as they accidentally drove into the german sausage factory,

    this thread is taking a turn for the wurst.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
    "No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
    "Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
    a hat would never say 'dog'

    at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack

    You are thoroughly racist.
    nonsense! some of my best hats are top hats!


    Yeah, I saw your post in the camwhore thread.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User
    AMP'd wrote: »
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Why did God make homosexuality a sin?
    Spoiler:

    Deacon in 5, 4, 3...

    Is he going to call the blaspheme police?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all go to a blood drive.

    The nurse asks the Englishman what type he is.
    O negative, he replies.
    She turns to the Scotsman, who tells her he is type AB.

    She asks the Irishman what type he is.
    He tells her he is an outgoing cat-lover with a heart to share.

    I find it humorous that whenever an Irish person tells a joke like this, the Irishman is still the retard

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Well to be fair to the Irishman, he's most probably boning that nurse once the joke's over.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Two hats are chillin' on a hat rack, when one says to the other, "Hey, you think our owner is gonna use one of us today?"
    "No idea, man. It depends on the weather. I guess one of us should check."
    "Alright, dog, you stay here, I'll go on ahead."
    a hat would never say 'dog'

    at least not the kind of hat you would find on something as classy as a hat rack

    You are thoroughly racist.
    nonsense! some of my best hats are top hats!


    Yeah, I saw your post in the camwhore thread.

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    that hat had a black seamstress i tell you!

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Well to be fair to the Irishman, he's most probably boning that nurse once the joke's over.

    I thought it showed the Irishman in a positive light too

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  • kid_zombiekid_zombie Registered User
    Bogdanich wrote: »
    to op that scene is of course from the mask (1994) at around 6 minutes in
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    thanks!

    Also, yes I am in richmond. I go to VCU..

    Hang in there.


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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    An Englishman, an Irishman, and an Indian man are in the hospital waiting for their respective wives to give birth. After some time, the nurse walks out and says that all the births went well, but that there was a slight mix-up and they're not sure which baby is which, and could the fathers please claim their own infants?

    The Irishman goes first and immediately claims the Indian child. The nurse asks "sir, are you quite sure that one is yours?"

    The Irishman replies "no, but one of the other two is a fuckin' Englishman, and I'm not takin' that chance."

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    An Englishman, an Irishman, and an Indian man are in the hospital waiting for their respective wives to give birth. After some time, the nurse walks out and says that all the births went well, but that there was a slight mix-up and they're not sure which baby is which, and could the fathers please claim their own infants?

    The Irishman goes first and immediately claims the Indian child. The nurse asks "sir, are you quite sure that one is yours?"

    The Irishman replies "no, but one of the other two is a fuckin' Englishman, and I'm not takin' that chance."

    Hahahahaha.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    An Indian walks in to a bar and gets his license to practice law revoked for his multiple DUI convictions.

    Do you mean an Indian Indian or American Indian? This greatly affects the level of humour inherent in your attempt.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    I figured most people would think Indian from...India. Not Native American.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Wrong.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    I know Indian from India makes no sense, but regardless.

    Or am I wrong in thinking that Native American isn't the more recognized term?

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    I only use native american

    never indian

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    American Indians

    First Nations People

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Yeah, uh, it's a joke about the prevalence of alcoholism among indigenous peoples, but better get your p.c. terms straight.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    Yes goddamn it.

    Wait, what is the PC term for the indigenous people of Australia?

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