Wait I lied (well actually I forgot): I did used to do something humiliating as a teenager. I used to read erotic fanfiction of the Sword of Truth. Now, normally I know that the Sword of Truth and Goodking in general catch a metric ton of shit on this forum. However right now I don't feel vulnerable at all- not after the last few pages of [chat]! You fuckers can't say anything that will hurt right now about my affinity for Goodkind after the shit I've seen in the last hour in this thread.
edit: yes Goodking. That was intentional and I won't take it back.
Is that the show Legend of the Seeker is about?
Because that show is basically 'lol look at these two hot people who can't have sex even though we put them in awkward situations every week!'
Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.
KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited May 2009
I kinda want to 'book an appointment' with a craigslist prostitute then only ask to cuddle just to see if the intimacy would be creepier than plugging a stranger in the ass for money.
Also if it's a crime to pay someone to cuddle with you.
Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.
ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
You should allow your dogs to feed on the stag then the lord of the underworld will force a bargain on you in which you trade places with him for a year and a day.
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edited May 2009
well I stayed up too late. hope I wake up on time tomorrow.
one more night with dvd profiler and I should be done. would have been better off never hearing about it.
Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.
Nothing better for a hangover than sea air.
It's the constant rocking of the boat and the reeking tang of fish that I'm worried about.
Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.
Nothing better for a hangover than sea air.
It's the constant rocking of the boat and the reeking tang of fish that I'm worried about.
If you go with my plan then the lord of Annwn will have to do it and you can chillax in style with your awesome hounds
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Supposedly there's some really retarded-sounding bit with him drinking in a bar. I was in a hurry to get out of the theater, though.
Just wondering if it's worth staying afterward.
Is that the show Legend of the Seeker is about?
Because that show is basically 'lol look at these two hot people who can't have sex even though we put them in awkward situations every week!'
It's fucking Friends with magic.
I get
This feeling
Every time we kiss
I swear
I can fly
I can feel my heart beat fast
I want this to last
Oops, premature ejaculation ...
I thought you had a girl to make hot making outs with by that point.
No, I'm going with a group of friends, one of whom is a girl who I am kind of interested in.
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James: So it's an orgy?
Yes.
:^:
Watch.
Move your hips about a lot, I would imagine.
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Also if it's a crime to pay someone to cuddle with you.
Nothing better for a hangover than sea air.
one more night with dvd profiler and I should be done. would have been better off never hearing about it.
Also apparently there's a porn parody of the game Left 4 Dead called Left 4 Head.
FYI
Fuck this shit.
oh hai
MAKE HIM EAT STAG!!!!
It's the constant rocking of the boat and the reeking tang of fish that I'm worried about.
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hello again [chat].
We could kind of... tuck ourselves in...
I mean hey, it's your money.
He dun wanna
And the solution is this.
One of you fuckers is going to give me a job. Right now.
If you go with my plan then the lord of Annwn will have to do it and you can chillax in style with your awesome hounds
Kagera is paying us for cuddles.
buuUUUUUAH Squirm you will mow my lawn everyday for free!
If I had enough, I would totally buy a cuddle.