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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.

    Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.

    We also have Cheerios. That forgives us all our sins.

    Regular Cheerios are bollocks, Multi-grain Cheerios are just superior British Cheerios with a silly name (the commercial on the tellybox is, in fact, just the British commercial redubbed with Americans, which explains why they talk so damned fast), and the Honey Cheerios taste like Styrofoam peanuts that have been wheeled through a large warehouse with a jar of honey sat on a table on the opposite side of the building.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Tongues do not look like penises outside of pornography, Kag.

    So e-mail them about their production values.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • GimGim Grand Emperor-Captain of the USS Waterghazi Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.

    Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.

    We also have Cheerios. That forgives us all our sins.

    You make a valid argument, Gim. You are one cool dude.

    Thank you, sir. I appreciate your candor.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cinnamon Life is the best kind of Life.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.

    Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.

    We also have Cheerios. That forgives us all our sins.

    Regular Cheerios are bollocks, Multi-grain Cheerios are just superior British Cheerios with a silly name (the commercial on the tellybox is, in fact, just the British commercial redubbed with Americans, which explains why they talk so damned fast), and the Honey Cheerios taste like Styrofoam peanuts that have been wheeled through a large warehouse with a jar of honey sat on a table on the opposite side of the building.
    This is why you are out there, is it not? The colonies need to have an eye kept on them. It's up to you to rectify their errors.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    well, that's the train tickets booked for various conferences I'm attending in the next couple of months.

    Now to do some actual work, I guess.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    well, that's the train tickets booked for various conferences I'm attending in the next couple of months.

    Now to do some actual work, I guess.
    Fuck you and your conferences!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    This is why you are out there, is it not? The colonies need to have an eye kept on them. It's up to you to rectify their errors.
    I cannot confirm nor deny my involvement in Operation Redcoat.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man is multi-grain Cheerios the one with like a mix of flavors? I remember something like that a long time ago and it was delicious.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Man is multi-grain Cheerios the one with like a mix of flavors? I remember something like that a long time ago and it was delicious.
    Yes.

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  • GimGim Grand Emperor-Captain of the USS Waterghazi Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.

    Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.

    Weetabix

  • BerenBeren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    For the olympics in like 2000 Cheerios made a version with sugary and multigrain Os, 5 kinds in total (like the 5 rings or whatever), that I have never been able to equal with any Cheerios experience since. It lives on in my mind.

    On that note, fuck limited edition foods of all varieties. Teasing my taste buds with excitement for a limited time only.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I fucking love boxers.

    I've had so many. They're such fun dogs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hly0vuXPG-M

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Beren wrote: »
    For the olympics in like 2000 Cheerios made a version with sugary and multigrain Os, 5 kinds in total (like the 5 rings or whatever), that I have never been able to equal with any Cheerios experience since. It lives on in my mind.

    On that note, fuck limited edition foods of all varieties. Teasing my taste buds with excitement for a limited time only.

    The one I had was this http://www.cheerios.com/ourCereals/TeamCheerios/TeamCheerios_home.aspx

    And it was awesome.

    So was Superstars* cereal

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    well, that's the train tickets booked for various conferences I'm attending in the next couple of months.

    Now to do some actual work, I guess.
    Fuck you and your conferences!

    I'm...er...sorry?

  • GimGim Grand Emperor-Captain of the USS Waterghazi Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Okay, forget Cheerios.

    We invented S'mores Pop Tarts.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Okay, forget Cheerios.

    We invented S'mores Pop Tarts.

    Is there a reason to make S'mores in any other way than over an open flame?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm currently marking lab reports for my kiddies, there are four different areas they get marks in, one of which is essentially their command of scientific English. Right now I'm marking a student who clearly has a poor command of the language in general, nevermind to a scientific level. So it isn't possible to know if they are achieving the other four sections because I've got only the barest idea of what they want to try and say. BAH.
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    well, that's the train tickets booked for various conferences I'm attending in the next couple of months.

    Now to do some actual work, I guess.
    Fuck you and your conferences!

    I'm...er...sorry?
    I'm just jealous.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • GimGim Grand Emperor-Captain of the USS Waterghazi Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Okay, forget Cheerios.

    We invented S'mores Pop Tarts.

    Is there a reason to make S'mores in any other way than over an open flame?

    By court order, some of us aren't allowed around open flames anymore.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I went to a big country house at the weekend to nose about, and learned beyond all doubt that the Victorians loved nature. They loved it so much they killed as much of it as they could to take home and either stuff or use as carpets.

    Man, tigerskin rugs make me want to set fire to the house in which they lie.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bogart wrote: »
    I went to a big country house at the weekend to nose about, and learned beyond all doubt that the Victorians loved nature. They loved it so much they killed as much of it as they could to take home and either stuff or use as carpets.

    Man, tigerskin rugs make me want to set fire to the house in which they lie.
    It was a simpler time. Travelling the world, killing things and using them to make furniture, then going home to be stern with your children and fiddle the scullery maid.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am watching the Black Books series three outtakes. I'm fairly confident I will one day marry Simon Pegg.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Violet just sent me an email because they are concerned my Nabaztag has not been online for a while. Good times. I should plug him back in.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Or Bill Bailey.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Possibly I will marry Dylan Moran.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gay foursome commune?

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A hilarious foursome.

    Fivesome if you count my girlfriend.

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  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I went to a big country house at the weekend to nose about, and learned beyond all doubt that the Victorians loved nature. They loved it so much they killed as much of it as they could to take home and either stuff or use as carpets.

    Man, tigerskin rugs make me want to set fire to the house in which they lie.
    It was a simpler time. Travelling the world, killing things and using them to make furniture, then going home to be stern with your children and fiddle the scullery maid.

    :whistle:Rule, Britannia!:whistle:

    Ah, happy days, when England ruled the world and everybody understood this to be natural and proper. Long gone now, and look at what's happened to the world since. Wouldn't have happened if we were still in charge.

    I have some homemade lemon drizzle cake. I am thinking of eating it right now.

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nothing gay about it. It's a very manly mancrush.

  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am watching the Black Books series three outtakes. I'm fairly confident I will one day marry Simon Pegg.

    Dylan Moran singing songs about 'The old country' to the small child is maybe my favourite Black Books moment ever.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo When life gives you lemons... ...eat your delicious lemonsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I really want to find some deep muffin tins so I can make bigger lemon and poppy seed muffins.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I never said it was gay! Shut up! You're confusing me!

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    For whatever reason I cannot condone the destruction of artifacts.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    We all know how the English rolled with the raping of women like in Braveheard and Rob Roy and the mass murder of cute chicks in the Patriot and destruction of Alderaan in Star Wars...

    BAD ENGLISH, BAD!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    For whatever reason I cannot condone the destruction of artifacts.
    It belongs in a museum!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    For whatever reason I cannot condone the destruction of artifacts.

    Not even interested in some harmless book burnings?

  • GimGim Grand Emperor-Captain of the USS Waterghazi Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So do you.

    Edit: This seems rather out of context, huh?

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