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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla King - Day 5 - (Mafia) McPhalla Victory

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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PEOPLE


    poutine.jpg


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The BK poutine isn't great but it's nice for fast food.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Double Doubles are the best burgers, only eclipsed by the occasional triple-triple.

    Thank you!

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    Baka!
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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    The BK poutine isn't great but it's nice for fast food.

    Yep, but it still beats normal plain fries most of the time. I'd sings more praise about the excellend kind of poutine, but that's reserved for PhallHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Most fast food places have timers nowadays to track orders. I used to work at a fast food restaurant and we weren't supposed to let an order go over 6mins (we tried to shoot for 4 max). Though I have seen orders go over 15+ mins D:

    They gave you guys six minutes? The McDonalds I used to work at started to flip if the average time whent over three.

    Yeah, everything was cooked to order. I don't think McDonalds does that?

    Only if you make some special and/or obnoxious order. Even then we'd spit in it if you were lucky.

    Also, Wendy's is obviously the greatest fast food restaurant. Infidels.

    Yeah, I worked at a Whataburger. I don't eat at McDonalds because of stories I've heard from a friend that worked there.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Babyface LumbersexualRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

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  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited May 2009
    I stopped eating fast food a while ago

    Then I had some while working a clinical and desperate for sustenance. It made me nauseated. I never realized how bad it was. I can only stand french fries now.

    I am so glad I will never need to work a McJob ever again.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Babyface LumbersexualRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Doxa wrote: »
    I stopped eating fast food a while ago

    Then I had some while working a clinical and desperate for sustenance. It made me nauseated. I never realized how bad it was. I can only stand french fries now.

    I am so glad I will never need to work a McJob ever again.

    Yeah, my uncle claims that he has fast food every once in a while just so his body doesn't forget how to process it in case he's out of town on business and that's the only option available to him.

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Still room in this?

    Very well, I'd like to apply for a job.

    Fucking economy...

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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up. This sounds like it could be entertaining.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ppffttt

    double double is a coffee from Timmys. Large Double Double please!

    !signup

  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Awesome looks like only 2 spots left, I feel like it's realistic for it to fill up before 11 PM now. If it does, Opening narration and Role Pms will be out at 11 PM tonight and Day 1 will end tomorrow at 11 PM EST

    Spoiler:
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

    I've heard about this for a while. I want some. I wish I knew about it when I went to Quebec years ago (stopped in a BK then too, I think).

  • SpectrumSpectrum Super High-School Level ??? Hope's Peak AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Doxa wrote: »
    I stopped eating fast food a while ago

    Then I had some while working a clinical and desperate for sustenance. It made me nauseated. I never realized how bad it was. I can only stand french fries now.

    I am so glad I will never need to work a McJob ever again.
    I find chicken nuggets and fries tolerable. Burgers at most fast food places, though, blech. If I have to, I usually try to go for the fish sandwhich du jour.

  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sign Up please.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

    I've heard about this for a while. I want some. I wish I knew about it when I went to Quebec years ago (stopped in a BK then too, I think).

    Poutine is indeed awesome. The cheese is in fact cheese curds, placed on the fries and then drizzled with gravy such that the curds melt.

    If you're in Quebec, though, why on earth would you go to a fast food joint to get poutine when chip wagons in the province are generally the best source of awesome poutine found anywhere in the world? :o

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Babyface LumbersexualRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    El Skid wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

    I've heard about this for a while. I want some. I wish I knew about it when I went to Quebec years ago (stopped in a BK then too, I think).

    Poutine is indeed awesome. The cheese is in fact cheese curds, placed on the fries and then drizzled with gravy such that the curds melt.

    If you're in Quebec, though, why on earth would you go to a fast food joint to get poutine when chip wagons in the province are generally the best source of awesome poutine found anywhere in the world? :o

    I dunno if I approve of this cheese curds business. Mashed potatoes would be totally better IMO. Either way, no trips to the great white north planned in the near future, so I guess I'll just be missing out.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

    I've heard about this for a while. I want some. I wish I knew about it when I went to Quebec years ago (stopped in a BK then too, I think).

    Poutine is indeed awesome. The cheese is in fact cheese curds, placed on the fries and then drizzled with gravy such that the curds melt.

    If you're in Quebec, though, why on earth would you go to a fast food joint to get poutine when chip wagons in the province are generally the best source of awesome poutine found anywhere in the world? :o

    I dunno if I approve of this cheese curds business. Mashed potatoes would be totally better IMO. Either way, no trips to the great white north planned in the near future, so I guess I'll just be missing out.

    I don't get the hate on curds. They're pretty awesome. Also, I was like 13 or so when I went to Quebec. I didn't even know what poutine was then.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i feel like there is some fate going on here as spectrum is player 19....

  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Poutine is awesome, I am Canadian and I will die from multiple coronaries, but I will die a happy man with gravy stains on my shirt.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    in order to start off the game (and because roll PMs haven't gone out yet) i will go with Dunadan019 since i am most likely evil.

  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Well tell a friend to come play and roll pm's will go out! We only need 1 more. Go go!

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  • WhodWhod Registered User
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    edited May 2009
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Heck yeah, lets do this!!

  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited May 2009
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    edited May 2009
    K role pms incoming

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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh god i can't wait, its the first day of my new job! oh i cant wait to see new face and befriend new friends, serve all new customers and maybe see some familiar faces!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Epic Reveal
    Spoiler:

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    oh god i can't wait, its the first day of my new job! oh i cant wait to see new face and befriend new friends, serve all new customers and maybe see some familiar faces!

    Noob. :P

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I can't wait! It's the first day of my new job!

    I get to stick Rotten Ronny's head into the deepfryer! :D

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    oh god i can't wait, its the first day of my new job! oh i cant wait to see new face and befriend new friends, serve all new customers and maybe see some familiar faces!

    Noob. :P

    Don't dis my burgerflip technique, McTzu.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Day 0 - Open for Business

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    The Manager was excited, because it seemed the doors to Phalla King would be open without incident. The contractors hired to build the establishment had been paid for, a full stack of applications had been filled out, and the Manager was feeling good. The preceding night he had stayed late to work out all the details for this momentous occasion.

    "Red tape......check
    Giant scissors......check
    Hot show girls.......check"

    There was no way today could go wrong. His meticulous selection of employees and his experience with Phalla King could not fail him. He went back down the list in his head, imaging all their faces, one by one. All of them seemed so eager to prove themselves and they all seemed like perfect employees. He would find out soon enough who would make the cut!

    The soda fountain was full, the grills fired up and ready, and the drive-thru intercom's were running smoothly. He had personally overseen the unloading of the food truck yesterday. Everything was packed safely and efficiently in the walk in freezer. Everything seemed perfect.

    With one final look around, the Manager stepped outside and amongst the cheering of the local population of Phallaville and the newly hired employees, placed the scissors over the red tape, and pressed the blades down ceremoniously.

    The doors to Phalla King were now open.


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    Pm all proboard links, don't talk to dead people, and don't share role pms.

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    Clarifications should be asked in bold orange

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DAMMIT INFIDEL THATS MY MOVE!!!!

    do you want fries with that?

  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    edited May 2009
    All role pms should be out, PM if you didn't get yours. Game on!

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited May 2009
    I don't trust this burger mechanic.

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This burger mechanic is :^:

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Where's the Sunkist when you need it?

    Oh wait...

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Where's the Sunkist when you need it?

    Oh wait...

    Orange drink is the work of the devil aka McPhalla.

    !crimsoncoyote

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