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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla King - Day 5 - (Mafia) McPhalla Victory

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  • Dac VinDac Vin SPECIAL DELIVERY Registered User regular
    PEOPLE


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    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

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  • InfidelInfidel It's not Infidel, it's INNNNNFIDELRegistered User regular
    The BK poutine isn't great but it's nice for fast food.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Double Doubles are the best burgers, only eclipsed by the occasional triple-triple.

    Thank you!

  • Dac VinDac Vin SPECIAL DELIVERY Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    The BK poutine isn't great but it's nice for fast food.

    Yep, but it still beats normal plain fries most of the time. I'd sings more praise about the excellend kind of poutine, but that's reserved for PhallHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    Most fast food places have timers nowadays to track orders. I used to work at a fast food restaurant and we weren't supposed to let an order go over 6mins (we tried to shoot for 4 max). Though I have seen orders go over 15+ mins D:

    They gave you guys six minutes? The McDonalds I used to work at started to flip if the average time whent over three.

    Yeah, everything was cooked to order. I don't think McDonalds does that?

    Only if you make some special and/or obnoxious order. Even then we'd spit in it if you were lucky.

    Also, Wendy's is obviously the greatest fast food restaurant. Infidels.

    Yeah, I worked at a Whataburger. I don't eat at McDonalds because of stories I've heard from a friend that worked there.

  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    I stopped eating fast food a while ago

    Then I had some while working a clinical and desperate for sustenance. It made me nauseated. I never realized how bad it was. I can only stand french fries now.

    I am so glad I will never need to work a McJob ever again.

  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    Doxa wrote: »
    I stopped eating fast food a while ago

    Then I had some while working a clinical and desperate for sustenance. It made me nauseated. I never realized how bad it was. I can only stand french fries now.

    I am so glad I will never need to work a McJob ever again.

    Yeah, my uncle claims that he has fast food every once in a while just so his body doesn't forget how to process it in case he's out of town on business and that's the only option available to him.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    Still room in this?

    Very well, I'd like to apply for a job.

    Fucking economy...

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  • Dac VinDac Vin SPECIAL DELIVERY Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    !Sign up. This sounds like it could be entertaining.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    ppffttt

    double double is a coffee from Timmys. Large Double Double please!

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    Awesome looks like only 2 spots left, I feel like it's realistic for it to fill up before 11 PM now. If it does, Opening narration and Role Pms will be out at 11 PM tonight and Day 1 will end tomorrow at 11 PM EST

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

    I've heard about this for a while. I want some. I wish I knew about it when I went to Quebec years ago (stopped in a BK then too, I think).

  • SpectrumSpectrum Raising Heart Excelion, Drive Ignition! MidchildaRegistered User regular
    Doxa wrote: »
    I stopped eating fast food a while ago

    Then I had some while working a clinical and desperate for sustenance. It made me nauseated. I never realized how bad it was. I can only stand french fries now.

    I am so glad I will never need to work a McJob ever again.
    I find chicken nuggets and fries tolerable. Burgers at most fast food places, though, blech. If I have to, I usually try to go for the fish sandwhich du jour.

  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    Sign Up please.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

    I've heard about this for a while. I want some. I wish I knew about it when I went to Quebec years ago (stopped in a BK then too, I think).

    Poutine is indeed awesome. The cheese is in fact cheese curds, placed on the fries and then drizzled with gravy such that the curds melt.

    If you're in Quebec, though, why on earth would you go to a fast food joint to get poutine when chip wagons in the province are generally the best source of awesome poutine found anywhere in the world? :o

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

    I've heard about this for a while. I want some. I wish I knew about it when I went to Quebec years ago (stopped in a BK then too, I think).

    Poutine is indeed awesome. The cheese is in fact cheese curds, placed on the fries and then drizzled with gravy such that the curds melt.

    If you're in Quebec, though, why on earth would you go to a fast food joint to get poutine when chip wagons in the province are generally the best source of awesome poutine found anywhere in the world? :o

    I dunno if I approve of this cheese curds business. Mashed potatoes would be totally better IMO. Either way, no trips to the great white north planned in the near future, so I guess I'll just be missing out.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    PEOPLE
    Spoiler:


    Served at your nearest Burger King anywhere in Quebec. Worth the heart attack.

    What is this, and where can I get one that isn't Canada.

    EDIT: Also, guess I should clarify this: Is that in fact mashed potatoes n gravy ON TOP of fries?

    No, the "mashed potatoes" is cheese.

    I've heard about this for a while. I want some. I wish I knew about it when I went to Quebec years ago (stopped in a BK then too, I think).

    Poutine is indeed awesome. The cheese is in fact cheese curds, placed on the fries and then drizzled with gravy such that the curds melt.

    If you're in Quebec, though, why on earth would you go to a fast food joint to get poutine when chip wagons in the province are generally the best source of awesome poutine found anywhere in the world? :o

    I dunno if I approve of this cheese curds business. Mashed potatoes would be totally better IMO. Either way, no trips to the great white north planned in the near future, so I guess I'll just be missing out.

    I don't get the hate on curds. They're pretty awesome. Also, I was like 13 or so when I went to Quebec. I didn't even know what poutine was then.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    i feel like there is some fate going on here as spectrum is player 19....

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    Poutine is awesome, I am Canadian and I will die from multiple coronaries, but I will die a happy man with gravy stains on my shirt.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    in order to start off the game (and because roll PMs haven't gone out yet) i will go with Dunadan019 since i am most likely evil.

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    Well tell a friend to come play and roll pm's will go out! We only need 1 more. Go go!

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  • WhodWhod Registered User
    !Sign up

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    Woooooooo!

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  • MaximusMaximus Registered User
    Heck yeah, lets do this!!

  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    PARTY ON! EXCELLENT!

  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    K role pms incoming

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  • Dac VinDac Vin SPECIAL DELIVERY Registered User regular
    oh god i can't wait, its the first day of my new job! oh i cant wait to see new face and befriend new friends, serve all new customers and maybe see some familiar faces!

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  • InfidelInfidel It's not Infidel, it's INNNNNFIDELRegistered User regular
    Epic Reveal
    Spoiler:

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    oh god i can't wait, its the first day of my new job! oh i cant wait to see new face and befriend new friends, serve all new customers and maybe see some familiar faces!

    Noob. :P

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    I can't wait! It's the first day of my new job!

    I get to stick Rotten Ronny's head into the deepfryer! :D

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Dac VinDac Vin SPECIAL DELIVERY Registered User regular
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    oh god i can't wait, its the first day of my new job! oh i cant wait to see new face and befriend new friends, serve all new customers and maybe see some familiar faces!

    Noob. :P

    Don't dis my burgerflip technique, McTzu.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    Day 0 - Open for Business

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    The Manager was excited, because it seemed the doors to Phalla King would be open without incident. The contractors hired to build the establishment had been paid for, a full stack of applications had been filled out, and the Manager was feeling good. The preceding night he had stayed late to work out all the details for this momentous occasion.

    "Red tape......check
    Giant scissors......check
    Hot show girls.......check"

    There was no way today could go wrong. His meticulous selection of employees and his experience with Phalla King could not fail him. He went back down the list in his head, imaging all their faces, one by one. All of them seemed so eager to prove themselves and they all seemed like perfect employees. He would find out soon enough who would make the cut!

    The soda fountain was full, the grills fired up and ready, and the drive-thru intercom's were running smoothly. He had personally overseen the unloading of the food truck yesterday. Everything was packed safely and efficiently in the walk in freezer. Everything seemed perfect.

    With one final look around, the Manager stepped outside and amongst the cheering of the local population of Phallaville and the newly hired employees, placed the scissors over the red tape, and pressed the blades down ceremoniously.

    The doors to Phalla King were now open.


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    Also since Phalla King is all about having it your way, each employee is allowed to make one free burger for themselves each day. PM your burger and what toppings you would like on it to me in bold magenta

    Clarifications should be asked in bold orange

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    DAMMIT INFIDEL THATS MY MOVE!!!!

    do you want fries with that?

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    All role pms should be out, PM if you didn't get yours. Game on!

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    I don't trust this burger mechanic.

  • InfidelInfidel It's not Infidel, it's INNNNNFIDELRegistered User regular
    This burger mechanic is :^:

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    Where's the Sunkist when you need it?

    Oh wait...

  • InfidelInfidel It's not Infidel, it's INNNNNFIDELRegistered User regular
    Where's the Sunkist when you need it?

    Oh wait...

    Orange drink is the work of the devil aka McPhalla.

    !crimsoncoyote

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