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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla King - Day 5 - (Mafia) McPhalla Victory
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You are rather creepy-looking.
So, I could make a burger with 4 beef patties, 6 slices of bacon, cheddar cheese, 2 slices of tomatoes, mayonnaise, then cover the whole thing in batter and deep fry it?
I LOVE MY JOB!
This might be important.
You realize he said PM it Mr. Heart Attack?
If you haven't made yourself a coronary special of a burger and then finished it up with a whole-burger industrial deep fry then, well, you're just not living the dream.
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He's running the Phalla King.
I was too excited and didn't see that bit. Apologies all around, during our next break, all cigarettes are on me.
Or you can live the high school experience once again and I can beat you up for your cigarette money. :lol:
Pm them too me. I just like color in my pms!
Cmon my inbox is waiting.
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May I Take Your Order?
Did I Do That Right?
Did I Get the Job?
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
Only a spy would not know the truth of the flame broiled goodness, how I loathe it.
!jackisreal
You sounds unsure. Maybe you're a McSpy, !lonelyahava.
DEEP FRY THE SPY!
Totally saw this coming. I need to make an informed decision on my order though! A spy would simply lie, and eat his own Mcburgers instead.
You loathe flame broiled goodness? Only a spy would disparage the King's flame-broiled deliciousness.
!SpectralSpork
So Tired.
I Hate Flowers.
Remember To Call Your Mothers Tomorrow.
Good Night, Phallateers.
I'll Be Back For My Shift Tomorrow Night.
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
Syntax error! And counter grudge
Also, I'll be gone for most of tomorrow. I have a fun 12-ish-hour car ride home
So please don't lynch me because "ahh kime is quiet!" Thanks!
premium <3 me and I <3 premium
BradicusMaximus <3 me and I <3 BradicusMaximus
The Kime Lynch(TM) begins at 10pm everyone, be here to change your votes then! :winky:
Also, I think we can all agree that regardless of our affiliation, White Castle makes rat burgers.
!McKime
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You are mean!
Now good night, I will be busy dreaming horrible things to do to you!
Edit: That applies to Infidel too, you are both mean! (
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Uhh, I'm not sure I'm taking this the way you want me to be taking this.
:winky:
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I completely disagree.
Whoppers are the best BK Burger.
http://www.superhappyfuntimeawesome.com/
Seriously? Google?
How about just driving down the the nearest Burger King and fucking trying one right fucking now.
Then get back to us!
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I would totally go too, but I already had one tonight.
I'm totally going to go get myself a Whopper tomorrow.
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Ding, Fries are done!
Ding... fries aaaaaare.....dooooooone!
I'm going to vote for Spectrum because I think he hasn't yet come up with a fool-proof way to root out every single corporate spy yet, which clearly means he's evil.
:^:
Usually it's vidja-game-related... but this, this is awesome.
[tiny]Someone needs to make a Phalla based on http://thisiswhyyourefat.com[/tiny]
i must die ib day 2.... SpectralSpork is the obvious target
Clean, with a good ratio of bun/meat/cheese with some ketchup, pickles and onions to spice things up without detracting from the main event. Soft, flavorful, compact yet substantive.
Exhibit B: The Whopper
I believe the heart and soul of a cheeseburger lies in the meat and the cheese--this construction has such thick tomato, onion and lettuce that the flavor, consistency (further marred by the sesame seed bun) and eatability factor takes a serious hit. The whopper loses points for content and form--structural integrity will undoubtedly be compromised in the process of eating this burger. Also looks like there's way too much mayonnaise!
Also, Double Whoppers are where it's at. (Whoppers also have bigger patties)
No car right now! I'll be in an airport Tuesday though and because of this Phalla I totally know where I'm going. And I'm planning my order now !
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Crap, you're right! Further investigation revealed that it was the cheeseburger of the enemy.
I agree that double is always better, but not necessarily for the amount--sometimes I'd rather have a greater amount of thinner patties.