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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla King - Day 5 - (Mafia) McPhalla Victory

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    This burger mechanic is :^:

    You are rather creepy-looking.

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  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I get a free burger every day?

    So, I could make a burger with 4 beef patties, 6 slices of bacon, cheddar cheese, 2 slices of tomatoes, mayonnaise, then cover the whole thing in batter and deep fry it?

    I LOVE MY JOB!

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Do we have to post our topping in this thread in magenta, or PM them to you in magenta?

    This might be important.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raakam wrote: »
    I get a free burger every day?

    So, I could make a burger with 4 beef patties, 6 slices of bacon, cheddar cheese, 2 slices of tomatoes, mayonnaise, then cover the whole thing in batter and deep fry it?

    I LOVE MY JOB!

    You realize he said PM it Mr. Heart Attack?

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raakam wrote: »
    I get a free burger every day?

    So, I could make a burger with 4 beef patties, 6 slices of bacon, cheddar cheese, 2 slices of tomatoes, mayonnaise, then cover the whole thing in batter and deep fry it?

    I LOVE MY JOB!

    If you haven't made yourself a coronary special of a burger and then finished it up with a whole-burger industrial deep fry then, well, you're just not living the dream.

    Infidel on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    Where's the Sunkist when you need it?

    Oh wait...

    Orange drink is the work of the devil aka McPhalla.

    !crimsoncoyote

    He's running the Phalla King.

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  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raakam wrote: »
    I get a free burger every day?

    So, I could make a burger with 4 beef patties, 6 slices of bacon, cheddar cheese, 2 slices of tomatoes, mayonnaise, then cover the whole thing in batter and deep fry it?

    I LOVE MY JOB!

    You realize he said PM it Mr. Heart Attack?

    I was too excited and didn't see that bit. Apologies all around, during our next break, all cigarettes are on me.

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raakam wrote: »
    Raakam wrote: »
    I get a free burger every day?

    So, I could make a burger with 4 beef patties, 6 slices of bacon, cheddar cheese, 2 slices of tomatoes, mayonnaise, then cover the whole thing in batter and deep fry it?

    I LOVE MY JOB!

    You realize he said PM it Mr. Heart Attack?

    I was too excited and didn't see that bit. Apologies all around, during our next break, all cigarettes are on me.

    Or you can live the high school experience once again and I can beat you up for your cigarette money. :lol:

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Do we have to post our topping in this thread in magenta, or PM them to you in magenta?

    This might be important.

    Pm them too me. I just like color in my pms!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Why haven't my McPhalla agents PM'd me yet?

    Cmon my inbox is waiting.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Welcome To Phalla King!

    May I Take Your Order?

    Did I Do That Right?

    Did I Get the Job?

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So I've only eaten BK a couple times in airports, what's the difference between a cheeseburger and a whopper?

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    So I've only eaten BK a couple times in airports, what's the difference between a cheeseburger and a whopper?

    Only a spy would not know the truth of the flame broiled goodness, how I loathe it.

    !jackisreal

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Welcome To Phalla King!

    May I Take Your Order?

    Did I Do That Right?

    Did I Get the Job?


    You sounds unsure. Maybe you're a McSpy, !lonelyahava.

    DEEP FRY THE SPY!

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    So I've only eaten BK a couple times in airports, what's the difference between a cheeseburger and a whopper?

    Only a spy would not know the truth of the flame broiled goodness, how I loathe it.

    !jackisreal

    Totally saw this coming. I need to make an informed decision on my order though! A spy would simply lie, and eat his own Mcburgers instead.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    So I've only eaten BK a couple times in airports, what's the difference between a cheeseburger and a whopper?

    Only a spy would not know the truth of the flame broiled goodness, how I loathe it.

    !jackisreal

    You loathe flame broiled goodness? Only a spy would disparage the King's flame-broiled deliciousness.

    !SpectralSpork

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    uuggghhhhhh

    So Tired.

    I Hate Flowers.

    Remember To Call Your Mothers Tomorrow.

    Good Night, Phallateers.

    I'll Be Back For My Shift Tomorrow Night.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    So I've only eaten BK a couple times in airports, what's the difference between a cheeseburger and a whopper?

    Only a spy would not know the truth of the flame broiled goodness, how I loathe it.

    !jackisreal

    Syntax error! And counter grudge :P! !SpectralSpork for now

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal is a burger-hating evil person!

    Also, I'll be gone for most of tomorrow. I have a fun 12-ish-hour car ride home :(...

    So please don't lynch me because "ahh kime is quiet!" Thanks!

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kime wrote: »
    jackisreal is a burger-hating evil person!

    Also, I'll be gone for most of tomorrow. I have a fun 12-ish-hour car ride home :(...

    So please don't lynch me because "ahh kime is quiet!" Thanks!

    The Kime Lynch(TM) begins at 10pm everyone, be here to change your votes then! :winky:

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  • SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    In a shocking turn of events, I think !Dunadumb needs to be thrown out of the store on his ear.

    Also, I think we can all agree that regardless of our affiliation, White Castle makes rat burgers.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, kime sure has been quiet this phalla.

    !McKime

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kime wrote: »
    jackisreal is a burger-hating evil person!

    Also, I'll be gone for most of tomorrow. I have a fun 12-ish-hour car ride home :(...

    So please don't lynch me because "ahh kime is quiet!" Thanks!

    The Kime Lynch(TM) begins at 10pm everyone, be here to change your votes then! :winky:

    You are mean!

    Now good night, I will be busy dreaming horrible things to do to you!

    Edit: That applies to Infidel too, you are both mean! (:P)

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You know that's what I want Kime. <3

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Now good night, I will be busy dreaming horrible things to do to you!

    Uhh, I'm not sure I'm taking this the way you want me to be taking this.

    :winky:

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Judging by google, the Cheeseburger>the Whopper.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Woah. You're getting me all excited here.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Judging by google, the Cheeseburger>the Whopper.

    I completely disagree.
    Whoppers are the best BK Burger.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nothing is better the the Whopper w/ Cheese.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Judging by google, the Cheeseburger>the Whopper.

    Seriously? Google?

    How about just driving down the the nearest Burger King and fucking trying one right fucking now.

    Then get back to us!

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Judging by google, the Cheeseburger>the Whopper.

    Seriously? Google?

    How about just driving down the the nearest Burger King and fucking trying one right fucking now.

    Then get back to us!

    I would totally go too, but I already had one tonight.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I blame Phalla for inducing the weirdest indulgences in many of us.

    I'm totally going to go get myself a Whopper tomorrow.

    Infidel on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ding, Fries are done!
    Ding, Fries are done!
    Ding... fries aaaaaare.....dooooooone!

    I'm going to vote for Spectrum because I think he hasn't yet come up with a fool-proof way to root out every single corporate spy yet, which clearly means he's evil.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    I blame Phalla for inducing the weirdest indulgences in many of us.

    I'm totally going to go get myself a Whopper tomorrow.

    :^:

    Usually it's vidja-game-related... but this, this is awesome.

    [tiny]Someone needs to make a Phalla based on http://thisiswhyyourefat.com[/tiny]

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    In a shocking turn of events, I think !Dunadumb needs to be thrown out of the store on his ear.

    Also, I think we can all agree that regardless of our affiliation, White Castle makes rat burgers.

    i must die ib day 2.... SpectralSpork is the obvious target

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Exhibit A: The Double Cheeseburger
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    Clean, with a good ratio of bun/meat/cheese with some ketchup, pickles and onions to spice things up without detracting from the main event. Soft, flavorful, compact yet substantive.

    Exhibit B: The Whopper
    Whopper%20with%20Cheese.jpg

    I believe the heart and soul of a cheeseburger lies in the meat and the cheese--this construction has such thick tomato, onion and lettuce that the flavor, consistency (further marred by the sesame seed bun) and eatability factor takes a serious hit. The whopper loses points for content and form--structural integrity will undoubtedly be compromised in the process of eating this burger. Also looks like there's way too much mayonnaise!

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That's not a BK (Double) Cheeseburger. (That's McD's, and therefore renders it terrible by default)

    Also, Double Whoppers are where it's at. (Whoppers also have bigger patties)

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Judging by google, the Cheeseburger>the Whopper.

    Seriously? Google?

    How about just driving down the the nearest Burger King and fucking trying one right fucking now.

    Then get back to us!

    No car right now! I'll be in an airport Tuesday though and because of this Phalla I totally know where I'm going. And I'm planning my order now !

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You gotta learn to double, I concur.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That's not a BK (Double) Cheeseburger.

    Also, Double Whoppers are where it's at. (Whoppers also have bigger patties)

    Crap, you're right! Further investigation revealed that it was the cheeseburger of the enemy.

    I agree that double is always better, but not necessarily for the amount--sometimes I'd rather have a greater amount of thinner patties.

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