That was fun. If the groom manages over the course of a stag weekend to be stripped utterly naked and ridden like a donkey by a lapdancer, arrested by the police and escorted off to the cells for the night to calm down and then spend the next night in a club dancing happily in a bright orange summer dress while drinking roughly enough to stun a bull elephant I think he can put a big tick next to the box marked 'good times'.
I was surprised at how flexible the rules were for lapdancers. I was also shocked into paralysis at the sight of my oldest friend; naked and helicoptering his way around the stage. On the plus side, the prettiest dancer was a big Doctor Who fan, and we argued the relative merits of David Tennant and the new guy.
I was surprised at how flexible the rules were for lapdancers. I was also shocked into paralysis at the sight of my oldest friend; naked and helicoptering his way around the stage. On the plus side, the prettiest dancer was a big Doctor Who fan, and we argued the relative merits of David Tennant and the new guy.
The rules are flexible as long as you've got plenty of cash.
Are there even any decent strip clubs in Riverside?
I was in Bakersfield, so no, not really. But I have been to the one in Bakersfield a few times and it's all-nude and there's always at least a few good looking girls there on a busy night. Plus, it's Bakersfield, so it's going to be way cheaper than in most other places.
But around Riverside there is a Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry and one in downtown LA and some smaller ones here and there. You can always count on Spearmint Rhino.
Are there even any decent strip clubs in Riverside?
I was in Bakersfield, so no, not really. But I have been to the one in Bakersfield a few times and it's all-nude and there's always at least a few good looking girls there on a busy night. Plus, it's Bakersfield, so it's going to be way cheaper than in most other places.
But around Riverside there is a Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry and one in downtown LA and some smaller ones here and there. You can always count on Spearmint Rhino.
If you ever get on my bad side, I'll take you to Fuzzy Bear's. That's the worst thing I could do to a person.
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Spending money on bitches is generally a poor investment.
I worked a few days on a short movie (that never got finished), and the director took us all there one night. The whole night was an exercise in surreal shame. I don't know if you've ever heard cellulite scraping against a brass pole right before a well-worn bikini girl hits the stage hard ass-first, but it will haunt you for the rest of your days once you have.
You and your cooky dancing. Also, in the second image you look about half a second from horrible crotch-pain if her leg were to keep swinging up.
So, I'm going to talk to my teachers when I next head in(Thursday), particularly my art teacher, and give them my cards. I figure if anyone would know of a student who'd be willing to, say, go out in the desert for an hour to pose with toy swords and have photos taken of it, it's gonna be a fellow art/photography student.
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I just talked about adorableness...
What more do you want from me?
This weekend has been a blast!
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I don't think it's really his color...
His color is blue!
Or grey.
more liek ghey, am i rite?
Now your color was red
And of course those tiny people out there were yours too.
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[ ] Dudes
[ ] Swords
I'm a bit surprised that the oar warrior (oarrior?) is still in the fight.
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Anyway I'm super tired from a weekend of staying up late. Tomorrow I get to sleep in
Goodnight.
So i was all, "let's go to the strip club cus i kind of feel like getting some titties in my face."
We ended up playing halo 3 all night. I can't believe that out of 5 dudes i was the only one up for ass and titties.
The rules are flexible as long as you've got plenty of cash.
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I was in Bakersfield, so no, not really. But I have been to the one in Bakersfield a few times and it's all-nude and there's always at least a few good looking girls there on a busy night. Plus, it's Bakersfield, so it's going to be way cheaper than in most other places.
But around Riverside there is a Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry and one in downtown LA and some smaller ones here and there. You can always count on Spearmint Rhino.
Oh, I know. Learned that lesson hard in Vegas.
If you ever get on my bad side, I'll take you to Fuzzy Bear's. That's the worst thing I could do to a person.
Sounds wonderful.
I worked a few days on a short movie (that never got finished), and the director took us all there one night. The whole night was an exercise in surreal shame. I don't know if you've ever heard cellulite scraping against a brass pole right before a well-worn bikini girl hits the stage hard ass-first, but it will haunt you for the rest of your days once you have.
Manifesting itself in a strong desire to violently attack the virginity fetishist.
I can do whatever I want.
Do something about it.
I lay back and think of England
Do you know the real answer?
I was born to be a dancer :whistle:
:P
You're really into it, Elki. :^:
So, I'm going to talk to my teachers when I next head in(Thursday), particularly my art teacher, and give them my cards. I figure if anyone would know of a student who'd be willing to, say, go out in the desert for an hour to pose with toy swords and have photos taken of it, it's gonna be a fellow art/photography student.