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LOST: Season 5 Aftermath [prepare to be skullfucked by SPOILERS]

ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
This is the Lost thread.

Or is it?
Spoiler:

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Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    A note on spoilers:

    There is no need to spoiler anything from the first five seasons in this thread. At all. If you have not seen the Season 5 finale and do not want it spoiled for you, go away now.

    If you somehow have concrete information or on season six, spoiler-tag it. If you have random speculation, do not spoiler-tag it, because it's stupid and pointless.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    And now I'm leaving. See you after the finale.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    It's a time paradox! Two lost threads!
    Spoiler:

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  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    So here is what I have read will be the ending of the finale:

    Whatever happens, happens, and the Oceanic crew are flung out of '77... into way into the future. DHARMA has been reconstituted and is back on the island. It's a fairly quick, end of episode cliffhanger scene. A new shiny DHARMA van rolls up and an old black man gets out, who then recognizes the Oceanic crew. My money is on old Walt.

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  • agoajagoaj Registered User regular
    Way into the future? Like flying car chase future?

  • EliteBattlemanEliteBattleman Registered User
    So here is what I have read will be the ending of the finale:

    Whatever happens, happens, and the Oceanic crew are flung out of '77... into way into the future. DHARMA has been reconstituted and is back on the island. It's a fairly quick, end of episode cliffhanger scene. A new shiny DHARMA van rolls up and an old black man gets out, who then recognizes the Oceanic crew. My money is on old Walt.

    Abaddon is Old Walt? I like this idea.

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  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    I've heard that also.

    Annnnd will with hold judgement till I see it, but am wary.

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones Registered User regular
    The one thing that tips me off that Abaddon = Walt is the whole 'Mister Locke' thing.

    Lostpedia told me, too.

  • deowolfdeowolf Registered User regular
    Whooooo! The spoiler-tag free thread I've always wanted!

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  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    Way into the future? Like flying car chase future?

    Well, the man is probably around 65, so... 50ish years?

    It wasn't Abbadon. I'll see if I can find a pic of the actor.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Curse my lack of willpower.

    That sounds cool, though.

    And at least it wasn't something like "Sawyer dies". I consider character-based spoilers a lot worse than plot-based ones.

    I should leave here now.

    But I probably won't.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • ThawmusThawmus Registered User
    agoaj wrote: »
    Way into the future? Like flying car chase future?

    Well, the man is probably around 65, so... 50ish years?

    It wasn't Abbadon. I'll see if I can find a pic of the actor.

    If Locke can come back to life on the Island, Walt would be about the only person I'd expect to be able to do an encore. Don't count out the Abbadon theory yet.

  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    One of the guest stars is Young Tom....

    Should be interesting.

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  • Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Registered User regular
    So tonight we'll meet Jacob, and given the actor playing him, he sure as shit is not going to be Jack or Locke (which is good, because those are two of the dumbest ideas ever).

  • LuqLuq Registered User regular
    Vincent there was a complete lack of skullfuckery in your post. You need to name the actor.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Thawmus wrote: »
    agoaj wrote: »
    Way into the future? Like flying car chase future?

    Well, the man is probably around 65, so... 50ish years?

    It wasn't Abbadon. I'll see if I can find a pic of the actor.

    If Locke can come back to life on the Island, Walt would be about the only person I'd expect to be able to do an encore. Don't count out the Abbadon theory yet.

    Abbadon doesn't need to be resurrected for him to be Walt. He could time-travel back just in time to get shot in the face, after having finished every other task he had.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • ThawmusThawmus Registered User
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Thawmus wrote: »
    agoaj wrote: »
    Way into the future? Like flying car chase future?

    Well, the man is probably around 65, so... 50ish years?

    It wasn't Abbadon. I'll see if I can find a pic of the actor.

    If Locke can come back to life on the Island, Walt would be about the only person I'd expect to be able to do an encore. Don't count out the Abbadon theory yet.

    Abbadon doesn't need to be resurrected for him to be Walt. He could time-travel back just in time to get shot in the face, after having finished every other task he had.

    He's saying that this guy is older looking than Abbadon, though.


    But...
    Spoiler:

  • Greg USNGreg USN Registered User regular
    I am predicting that they will set us up the bomb but smoky/island/magic will interfere. blast energy will be redirected to electromagnetic energy pocket under the swan ruining everyone's day/space-time continuum but negating the radiation effects.

    also

    kate dies
    Spoiler:

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Kate dies but her ass lives on.

    That would be the best of both worlds.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    Was there 3 or 2 clip shows this year?

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia Registered User
    3 I think, but I tell you what I liked that explanation they just gave for why those 4 ended up in the past. Was pretty well done.

  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    3 I think, but I tell you what I liked that explanation they just gave for why those 4 ended up in the past. Was pretty well done.

    tuned it out... what was the point?

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia Registered User
    That because they didn't perfectly recreate the crash (well as much as possible) that happened on the island, the results were changed. In this case, those 4 were thrown into a different time. The island and its mystic properties being the cause of course, but at least it made more sense why just those 4 vanished.

  • SirUltimosSirUltimos Don't talk, Rusty. Just paint. Registered User regular
    Gentlemen.

    Here we go.

  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    Of course they reveal jacob only to reveal mystery guy two.

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • SirUltimosSirUltimos Don't talk, Rusty. Just paint. Registered User regular
    I'm not even sure what to say. I... what? Awesome.

  • Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia Registered User
    He's steve. Oh you forgot about steve? That's because he was on the OTHER island over there. Come back for ABC's new show, Lost-er!

  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    He's steve. Oh you forgot about steve? That's because he was on the OTHER island over there. Come back for ABC's new show, Lost-er!

    to be followed by the critically panned "lost-est: dead reckoning"

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    I hate you Kate, and I hate your backstory!

  • Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Registered User regular
    This is one of those times I don't like living in Hawaii.

  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    Has the John Locke "death march" music been used before?

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    what if that aint Locke...

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia Registered User
    OH COME ON!

  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    LOST


    You had to see that comming man....

    "terrific"

    lol

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    mojojoeo wrote: »
    Has the John Locke "death march" music been used before?

    Only like every finale

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  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    Its the lost-babies!

    Just like muppet babies only lost-er!

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia Registered User
    Yea, sure, whatever you say Locke.

  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    Undead locke seems untrustworthier by the moment.

    edit : CAR! CAAAAAAAAAR!

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

  • mojojoeomojojoeo Cowtown.Registered User regular
    Jack's off his shit!

    And that was a jackface for sure when he got mad and fired the gun.

    "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
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