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The Little Things

beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Singularity Engine++
So... this is probably just me being tired and missing you all because I haven't been posting in here a lot.

but... does anyone else have a little thing that happens to them, daily...or at least on a regular basis that really fucking ruins their day?
I do.
it's called someone in this household taking a shit.

it is awful. it is the foulest smelling shit in the world.
the person is so nice, and cool. but sweet heavens...

it smells like someone killed someone in the bathroom, left it there for a week, tried to flush the remains down the toilet, had the whole thing backup, so the bathroom just gets covered with decay and raw sewage.
it is unbelievable
i wish i could bottle it and send it to you all through the internet so you could smell it for yourselves.

as an indication... i cannot enter the bathroom after him for upwards of 2 hours yesterday he shit at 9:20ish. i go in, almost puke, turn around, hold my pee.
an hour later i go in and it is STILL fucking foul in there, even though the fan is on.
but a bit of the edge is gone, so i cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and pee
an hour after that it still smells

and what's worse is that he won't double flush
like sometimes i'll go in, and there's still shit and nasty streaks in there

and sometimes he doesn't turn the fan on.
it's literally my only complaint about the guy, he's super nice and fun to hang out with usually.
but sweet merciful jesus. it is unbearable.

to balance that, i also have one nice thing that happens to me every day. it's humble rubbing my hair before i go to bed.

i miss you guys. also i'm being tested for lupus and i'm scared.
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I thought this thread was going to be about your penis.

  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just have humble shit outside jeez

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Turn a fan on. Light a match and use some spray. Problem solved.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    macro man, you don't understand

    you really don't understand
    i have smelled some bad shit, this is ungodly.

    2 hours.
    it lasts for 2 fucking hours

    and it's not humble.
    his shit smells like nothing apparently.

  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Beavo why do all your stories/problems revolve around urine or feces?

  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Open a window to get some air circulating?

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    tell humble to see a gastroenterologist and I hope it's not lupus

    lupus sucks hells of balls

    edit: oh, it's not humble
    your dad? do greek men have rank shits from eating greasy goat flesh?

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Beavo why do all your stories/problems revolve around urine or feces?

    i have no idea

    maybe those are just the stories i tell you guys...


    ...no it's true, all of my stories are about poo.

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    macro man, you don't understand

    you really don't understand
    i have smelled some bad shit, this is ungodly.

    2 hours.
    it lasts for 2 fucking hours

    and it's not humble.
    his shit smells like nothing apparently.

    Does this person eat White Castle's and drink Tequila all day long?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bottle the smell up and sell it to the Canadian Armed Forces

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    tell humble to see a gastroenterologist and I hope it's not lupus

    lupus sucks hells of balls

    god i know, i'm really scared
    i'm showing all sorts of fucking symptoms though and my mom has it
    what's worse is i've been having kidney problems for over a year now and one of the harsher forms of lupus affects the kidneys

    :( :( sad faces all up ins
    smelly bathroom and i might have the lupus

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    tell humble to see a gastroenterologist and I hope it's not lupus

    lupus sucks hells of balls

    god i know, i'm really scared
    i'm showing all sorts of fucking symptoms though and my mom has it
    what's worse is i've been having kidney problems for over a year now and one of the harsher forms of lupus affects the kidneys

    :( :( sad faces all up ins
    smelly bathroom and i might have the lupus

    go to long john silver's

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  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hugs beavo, I hope House is right and it's never lupus

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User
    edited May 2009
    I hope you don't have any diseases

    not even one

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahahah
    oh god the tired part is the worst symptom that i have.
    and the headaches.
    and the fucking random rash
    and stupid joint pain :(

    uggggggggggh

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    humble's going to be so mad at me when he finds this thread
    let's be quiet and hope he doesn't read it.
    it's not about him, but everyone thinks it is, and it's about his friend

    hahahah.
    goodness.
    i already made him mad like 10 times today.

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    hahahah
    oh god the tired part is the worst symptom that i have.
    and the headaches.
    and the fucking random rash
    and stupid joint pain :(

    uggggggggggh

    sounds hot

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That sucks, beavo. My sympathies (the Lupus mostly. Until you've had to deal with the fifth floor bathrooms where I work you haven't known true suffering).

    Hope everything turns out okay.

    Certainly makes my problem of finding the best way to end things with my girlfriend seem rather small in comparison.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    humble's going to be so mad at me when he finds this thread
    let's be quiet and hope he doesn't read it.
    it's not about him, but everyone thinks it is, and it's about his friend

    hahahah.
    goodness.
    i already made him mad like 10 times today.
    you're a woman
    it's your job to make your man angry

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    hahahah
    oh god the tired part is the worst symptom that i have.
    and the headaches.
    and the fucking random rash
    and stupid joint pain :(

    uggggggggggh

    sounds hot

    come here baby let me show you my rash..

    ...oh god i'm tired
    i'll... i'll show you later i need a nap.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beaaaaavoooooooo

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Slip Like Freudian. Playing Yourself Like Accordion.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    please don't have lupus, beavo. :(

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    hahahah
    oh god the tired part is the worst symptom that i have.
    and the headaches.
    and the fucking random rash
    and stupid joint pain :(

    uggggggggggh

    sounds hot

    come here baby let me show you my rash..

    ...oh god i'm tired
    i'll... i'll show you later i need a nap.

    tell humble the only thing more inflamed than your rash is him

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    invest in a gas mask and air freshener

    and not air freshener like the kind that is pine tree

    because then it just smells like somebody shit on a tree and that is doubly unpleasant

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User
    edited May 2009
    in the future the only problems we will have will be oh no I have too many dollars

    it is boring with no diseases

    get away pretty girls I am trying to sleep

    etc

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    That sucks, beavo. My sympathies (the Lupus mostly. Until you've had to deal with the fifth floor bathrooms where I work you haven't known true suffering).

    Hope everything turns out okay.

    Certainly makes my problem of finding the best way to end things with my girlfriend seem rather small in comparison.

    no that's fucking hard
    i hate doing that shit.

    if i do have lupus i'm not like dying or anything, i just might have to take some stupid meds or something lame like that, i'll be fine, it's not as bad as it once was.
    it's a pretty controlled disease in most cases.

    plus i'll have to say i have fucking lupus. what a lame disorder. i'm kicking it in the mouth
    fuck you, lupus

    as for breaking up with your girlfriend, just be blunt and honest about it
    or she'll think there's still a chance and will never leave you alone.

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BEAVO

    I feel pretty shitty today too.

    But not because of bad smelling shit.

    Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    BEAVO

    I feel pretty shitty today too.

    But not because of bad smelling shit.

    Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.

    what?
    you're being bullied?

    that's awful
    what's happening?
    tell mama beav, i will come make it all better with my punchin' fists.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Slip Like Freudian. Playing Yourself Like Accordion.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    BEAVO

    I feel pretty shitty today too.

    But not because of bad smelling shit.

    Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.
    take a really stinky shit in his toilet tank.

    upper decker.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    That sucks, beavo. My sympathies (the Lupus mostly. Until you've had to deal with the fifth floor bathrooms where I work you haven't known true suffering).

    Hope everything turns out okay.

    Certainly makes my problem of finding the best way to end things with my girlfriend seem rather small in comparison.

    no that's fucking hard
    i hate doing that shit.

    if i do have lupus i'm not like dying or anything, i just might have to take some stupid meds or something lame like that, i'll be fine, it's not as bad as it once was.
    it's a pretty controlled disease in most cases.

    plus i'll have to say i have fucking lupus. what a lame disorder. i'm kicking it in the mouth
    fuck you, lupus

    as for breaking up with your girlfriend, just be blunt and honest about it
    or she'll think there's still a chance and will never leave you alone.

    Actually I'm pretty sure she's looking for the best way to break up with me too.

    So it's mutual! That makes it easier.

    And it's actually ending on pretty good terms so there's that.

    I volunteer with a girl with lupus. If other people are as horrible as me they will forever be holding back the urge to say 'it's not lupus'.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    BEAVO

    I feel pretty shitty today too.

    But not because of bad smelling shit.

    Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.

    Sweep the leg.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    BEAVO

    I feel pretty shitty today too.

    But not because of bad smelling shit.

    Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.

    Squeal on him

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    That sucks, beavo. My sympathies (the Lupus mostly. Until you've had to deal with the fifth floor bathrooms where I work you haven't known true suffering).

    Hope everything turns out okay.

    Certainly makes my problem of finding the best way to end things with my girlfriend seem rather small in comparison.

    no that's fucking hard
    i hate doing that shit.

    if i do have lupus i'm not like dying or anything, i just might have to take some stupid meds or something lame like that, i'll be fine, it's not as bad as it once was.
    it's a pretty controlled disease in most cases.

    plus i'll have to say i have fucking lupus. what a lame disorder. i'm kicking it in the mouth
    fuck you, lupus

    as for breaking up with your girlfriend, just be blunt and honest about it
    or she'll think there's still a chance and will never leave you alone.

    start performing and marry heidi klum

    seal-heidi.jpg

    okay, I've run through everything I know about Lupus now

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Beavo haven't you pooed on the ceiling before?

    I do not think you are the right person to call someone out on their gastric habits.

  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User
    edited May 2009
    dang veretas you're getting bullied?

    that is hilariously old-school

    is he shoving you into a locker

    are your underpants safe

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    BEAVO

    I feel pretty shitty today too.

    But not because of bad smelling shit.

    Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.

    Sweep the leg.

    PUT IM IN A BODY BAG JOHNNY

    YEAAAAAAAH

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    BEAVO

    I feel pretty shitty today too.

    But not because of bad smelling shit.

    Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.

    Sweep the leg.

    This cheered me up so much thank you

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    dear beav-o-trawn

    http://www.poopourri.ca/where-to-buy.php

    it works. it really works. i mean, really.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    That sucks, beavo. My sympathies (the Lupus mostly. Until you've had to deal with the fifth floor bathrooms where I work you haven't known true suffering).

    Hope everything turns out okay.

    Certainly makes my problem of finding the best way to end things with my girlfriend seem rather small in comparison.

    no that's fucking hard
    i hate doing that shit.

    if i do have lupus i'm not like dying or anything, i just might have to take some stupid meds or something lame like that, i'll be fine, it's not as bad as it once was.
    it's a pretty controlled disease in most cases.

    plus i'll have to say i have fucking lupus. what a lame disorder. i'm kicking it in the mouth
    fuck you, lupus

    as for breaking up with your girlfriend, just be blunt and honest about it
    or she'll think there's still a chance and will never leave you alone.

    Actually I'm pretty sure she's looking for the best way to break up with me too.

    So it's mutual! That makes it easier.

    And it's actually ending on pretty good terms so there's that.

    I volunteer with a girl with lupus. If other people are as horrible as me they will forever be holding back the urge to say 'it's not lupus'.

    that will be the only good part.
    me pretending to be doctor house and going "it's not lupus...hahah just kidding it is :D :D :D :) :) :| .... :("

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