i do a courtesy flush like every 5 or 10 minutes or so whenever i'm in the bathroom dropping loads, just because my poopy smells bad. i mean, who cares about the environment when i'm gagging on my own poopsmell?
Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited May 2009
I did a pretty bad shit this weekend.
It also came about while I was driving so I had to pull over and find somewhere to poo. Surprisingly despite being in the middle in the city I couldn't find anywhere to do my work and I was getting at worrying levels to feces.
Luckily I eventually found somewhere to down trousers and have at it but oh lordy there were a lot of rotten eggs involved in that dump. I felt awkward just being the same room as it.
that will be the only good part.
me pretending to be doctor house and going "it's not lupus...hahah just kidding it is .... "
The first time I ever met her, we were having a conversation with the two other girls there.
And she was mentioning how she loves having a job because for so long she couldn't go to work due to being overtired and really sick.
Then one of the other girls asked 'oh, what was wrong with you?' and she replied 'It was lupus.' And I actually had to fight back my immediate reaction, which would have been to say 'It's not lupus.'
That was when I realized I'd seen that meme way too much.
if it's any consolation most of those people are super insecure with themselves
he's probably just heavily closeted, hates himself for it and takes it out on other people
some day he'll come out and be all happy and cheerful and gay, and then he'll call you up crying to apologize
this is how i hope it happens for kids who get bullied.
also you can grow up to be an astronaut then laugh at him from space.
I mean he's a classmate. And it's gotten to the point where I just try to flat out pretend he doesn't exist. But now it's getting to the point where I can't even hang out with my friend's because of it. And even affecting my work.
I've asked him to stop twice. Even called him out in the middle of class. So right now I'm just asking my course director on what I can do.
I mean he's a classmate. And it's gotten to the point where I just try to flat out pretend he doesn't exist. But now it's getting to the point where I can't even hang out with my friend's because of it. And even affecting my work.
I've asked him to stop twice. Even called him out in the middle of class. So right now I'm just asking my course director on what I can do.
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this is awesome
oh my goodness
mully you always make my day
mully is another part of my day that is consistently awesome.
hahah blake...yeah... yeah you're right
but it didn't smell this bad!
it's the smell!
and i cleaned it up
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No one will bully you ever again.
at least, that's what I assume people wish
they're probably too shy to call
pussies
Righteous Poop Odor
Fuck off with that tired bullshit.
There's a scoop here
I can smell it...
It also came about while I was driving so I had to pull over and find somewhere to poo. Surprisingly despite being in the middle in the city I couldn't find anywhere to do my work and I was getting at worrying levels to feces.
Luckily I eventually found somewhere to down trousers and have at it but oh lordy there were a lot of rotten eggs involved in that dump. I felt awkward just being the same room as it.
Satans..... hints.....
The first time I ever met her, we were having a conversation with the two other girls there.
And she was mentioning how she loves having a job because for so long she couldn't go to work due to being overtired and really sick.
Then one of the other girls asked 'oh, what was wrong with you?' and she replied 'It was lupus.' And I actually had to fight back my immediate reaction, which would have been to say 'It's not lupus.'
That was when I realized I'd seen that meme way too much.
if it's any consolation most of those people are super insecure with themselves
he's probably just heavily closeted, hates himself for it and takes it out on other people
some day he'll come out and be all happy and cheerful and gay, and then he'll call you up crying to apologize
this is how i hope it happens for kids who get bullied.
also you can grow up to be an astronaut then laugh at him from space.
It's not really old-school man. It happens at school all the time, pretty much since schools first existed Id imagine, and it probably always will.
I've asked him to stop twice. Even called him out in the middle of class. So right now I'm just asking my course director on what I can do.
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you can always be thankful for that
also, chronic diseases are butt
mine landed me in the ER last week
it took 7 fucking hours to see a doctor
hope everything is alright for you
I got a buddy who visits sometimes and takes some pretty wicked dumps
like
I don't know what the fuck he eats, but goddamn it is bad, so I feel for you
you may have missed the joke
also beavo that is super sad. lupus is some rank bullshit
edit: damn like a billions posts went up while I was typing this
...is he just hassling you in class?
what the heck is he saying/doing?
I believe I did.
I'm going out with a chick at full sail
want me to get her to jack him up?
Edit. Goddamn it
TOO SLOW
D'aww shucks Pip. Also what program is she in? There are like... 2 decent looking girls in my class.
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I don't know exactly
averga height brunette, kinda thick
huge tits and gray eyes
Become batman
Can you convince him to become a vegan?
Let me see that character sheet.
When did she start?
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