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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I know what I am doing Saturday at work haha.

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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Flying casual Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How do you do the one with the cave and the turtles? I keep getting killed!
    83% second try, it's this one and the wootube one that are beating meh

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You have to take a slight run-up to get momentum, then do a low jump over the turtles without hitting the ceiling.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

    What if it rips it off but uses it to tell a bunch of brief, charming stories of last-minute success or failure?

    Or do you just not play many games due to this policy?

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  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

    For fuck's sake man. It's a 15 minute killing Flash game, reign back the criticism to sensible levels.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    darleysam wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

    What if it rips it off but uses it to tell a bunch of brief, charming stories of last-minute success or failure?

    Or do you just not play many games due to this policy?
    Some dude getting a ketchup bottle for another dude is charming now?

    I played it. I like the art. I just think that Nintendo already did it better.

    I guess it does work as a waste of time. I guess

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Id rather just play warioware instead of some game that rips it off.

    What if it rips it off but uses it to tell a bunch of brief, charming stories of last-minute success or failure?

    Or do you just not play many games due to this policy?
    Some dude getting a ketchup bottle for another dude is charming now?

    I played it. I like the art. I just think that Nintendo already did it better.

    So you only did one, okay.

    You must just not play many games any more.

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  • SnowblindvictimSnowblindvictim Flying casual Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yargh I still can't get the turtle cave one and now I can't get the boat one.
    100% shall be miiiineeeee

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I did a whole loop. I got something like 36%

    I dont play alot of retail games any more but ive been playing just about Every flash game that gets mentioned. We even got a thread in SE++

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  • DrunkMcDrunkMc Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What do u do for the blurry one with the floating heart?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Not a game to be played shortly after waking up. Was slightly adorable by the end.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DrunkMc wrote: »
    What do u do for the blurry one with the floating heart?
    Walk away.

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  • SandersSanders Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    73%. Some of them are pretty hard, and some I failed because I didn't realize that would happen (note, don't run to the kicker).

    No idea what I am suppose to do in the shower. Turn the water off, now what?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sanders wrote: »
    73%. Some of them are pretty hard, and some I failed because I didn't realize that would happen (note, don't run to the kicker).

    No idea what I am suppose to do in the shower. Turn the water off, now what?
    turn off the water and get the towel

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sanders wrote: »
    73%. Some of them are pretty hard, and some I failed because I didn't realize that would happen (note, don't run to the kicker).

    No idea what I am suppose to do in the shower. Turn the water off, now what?

    What do you do with the kicker one? Try and catch the ball?

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yes

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The towel is too high! Anyway, 90% will have to do.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You don't even touch the keys, just let it land right on you.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jam Warrior wrote: »
    The towel is too high! Anyway, 90% will have to do.
    Jump on the edge of the tub first.

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    90% is my best. Turtle Cave is the worst, can't figure out. Also, bird-jump. HAL is a bit of a pain but I've pulled it off once.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got 30% on the first try and 60% on the second. Let's see if I can do better than that.

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PeregrineFalcon wrote: »
    You don't even touch the keys, just let it land right on you.
    You talking about the football one? Seems he kicks it differently each time.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MundaneSoul wrote: »
    90% is my best. Turtle Cave is the worst, can't figure out. Also, bird-jump. HAL is a bit of a pain but I've pulled it off once.

    Turtle Cave:
    Just tap the up arrow, you only jump a little and if you're running, you'll clear them without bumping the spikes.

    Bird jump:
    man fuck that shit, I always fail on that too

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  • RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    50%. Pretty fun game over all, some were somewhat odd, but amusing none the less.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Eh.

    It's Wario Ware.

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  • SandersSanders Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jeez guys why play this simple flash game when you can go out and buy a $20-$5WHARRGARBL

    Also, I can not beat the cave / the flower delivery. The flower is not hard, just not enough time.

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  • green-eyesgreen-eyes Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jast wrote: »
    I love how the astronaut gets nuked on the moon.

    Hahaha i hadn't actually noticed the flaw in that

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  • brynstarbrynstar Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Is there something special for getting 100 percent? There are a couple of games that are giving me trouble, and I'm trying to decide if it's worth the effort.

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tis OK.

    Great idea, average implementation.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    green-eyes wrote: »
    Jast wrote: »
    I love how the astronaut gets nuked on the moon.

    Hahaha i hadn't actually noticed the flaw in that

    Well he sees his world destroyed...

    Also what is the one with the flying ram?

    I can't figure it out.

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