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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Isn't she like thirteen?
    I've a feeling she's a horribly stunted adult rather than a child.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher: :^: She's a keeper.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Isn't she like thirteen?
    I've a feeling she's a horribly stunted adult rather than a child.
    She was born May 26, 1991, so, 18 in 11 days.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited May 2009
    LazyTown girl will be eighteen in eleven days, it seems.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    God, why must kids these days continue to escalate fucking shit and bully my son? Name calling and such is one thing and teachers will try to deal but busting up my kids shoes?! WTF?!
    You know what you must do
    Spoiler:

    I've thought about going to the kids house to tell the parents to get a damn hold of their kid but even that would be "bad" to do now.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Dang it, Matt.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I was once pushed into a huge shrubbage of poison ivy when I was a kid. I completely slayed the kid who pushed me in, the instant I crawled out of there. I was dreaded for years.

    That's how I became Sir Honkalot the Violent.

    The end.

  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's sad that both Matt and Stilist looked the same information up.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    It's sad that both Matt and Stilist looked the same information up.

    Sad?

    Or erotic? :winky:

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher: :^: She's a keeper.

    Indeed! Though she was laughing too hard taking the emo shots (with the hood up), had to stay in a silly pose!

  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    LazyTown girl will be eighteen in eleven days, it seems.

    That means she's been legal according to Swedish law for three years soon.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    It's sad that both Matt and Stilist looked the same information up.

    Sad?

    Or erotic? :winky:
    At least I never had a flashing avatar with Emma Watson's 18th birthday countdown on it.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    It's sad that both Matt and Stilist looked the same information up.
    w LazyTown
    click actress’ name

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    It's sad that both Matt and Stilist looked the same information up.
    w LazyTown
    click actress’ name
    Heh.

    wp LazyTown.

    w is for weather.com

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Is Canada as bad as the states for Zero Tolerance policies Gon? Here if a kid gets his nose broken/face smashed in and manages to fight back in self defense, he's liable to get the exact same punishment as his attacker.

    If that's the case in Canada all you can really do is complain. If Canada has common sense..then well...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssAvULPzuzg


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Isn't she like thirteen?
    I've a feeling she's a horribly stunted adult rather than a child.
    She was born May 26, 1991, so, 18 in 11 days.
    Crazy. Clearly being forced to don a pink wig and jump about has done terrible things to her.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Some fat kid, who thought he was tough shit, pushed me in the back in gym class in 7th grade. I hit the floor, stood up and tackled him into the wall. And with me bent over, with my head at his side with the top of my head against the wall, I layed about 3-4 good shots to his stomach before the gym teacher pulled me off.

    I got off scott free.

    These days? I'd be suspended for a week for "escalating."

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yes, all teachers and all schools these days operate in a perfectly homogeneous fashion and would respond in the same way to a child fighting back against a bully, regardless of any factors around the situation :P

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I only really got in one fight at school. A fat kid I didn't like bumped in to me in a very obviously non-accidental way, so I hit him in the head again and again until he fell to the ground and a friend dragged me off him. I very much had a case of the red mists.

    I feel pretty awful about now, as the kid changed schools and I didn't get in trouble. The head of fifth form called me into his office and told me a story about how he'd put somebody in hospital when he was my age.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yes, all teachers and all schools these days operate in a perfectly homogeneous fashion and would respond in the same way to a child fighting back against a bully, regardless of any factors around the situation :P

    Yes Quizzy, if the school system has a Zero Tolerence Policy, they do. By the very nature of the Policy.

    These Policies literally say: If you contribute to the fight at all, you are culpable.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yes, all teachers and all schools these days operate in a perfectly homogeneous fashion and would respond in the same way to a child fighting back against a bully, regardless of any factors around the situation :P
    And evidently back in the good old days this never happened.

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh it absolutely happened in the Good old days. Plenty of teachers and principals are willing to hang the whole lot out to dry. The thing is, it wasn't overbearing POLICY.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yes, all teachers and all schools these days operate in a perfectly homogeneous fashion and would respond in the same way to a child fighting back against a bully, regardless of any factors around the situation :P

    Yes Quizzy, if the school system has a Zero Tolerence Policy, they do. By the very nature of the Policy.

    These Policies literally say: If you contribute to the fight at all, you are culpable.
    And if the teacher doesn't report it, and the kid tells his parents he got in a fight, and the parents report it, the teacher is FUBAR'd.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ludious wrote: »

    Yes Quizzy, if the school system has a Zero Tolerence Policy, they do. By the very nature of the Policy.

    These Policies literally say: If you contribute to the fight at all, you are culpable.

    Because all policy is enforced all the time, by everyone, to the exact letter of the policy.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited May 2009
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I fucking love d;url.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »

    Yes Quizzy, if the school system has a Zero Tolerence Policy, they do. By the very nature of the Policy.

    These Policies literally say: If you contribute to the fight at all, you are culpable.

    Because all policy is enforced all the time, by everyone, to the exact letter of the policy.
    See matt's post above yours.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    I fucking love d;url.
    Does this: http://delicious.com/url/view?url=google.com

    I used to have colons and capitalization, but then I realized it was a complete waste of effort to use shift.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    stilist wrote: »
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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I had a couple of fights in high school. One I lost completely, but won the moral victory as the guy was then judged to be a gigantic douche for kicking hell out of me and virtually ostracised, and one that was broken up before it went very far. About a year later, the guy in the second fight died in a car crash. I felt obscurely guilty.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm not sure just how useful that is, assuming it's visible.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm not sure just how useful that is, assuming it's visible.
    Also, what car needs a 10k volt battery?

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm not sure just how useful that is, assuming it's visible.
    Also, what car needs a 10k volt battery?

    they're metric volts. They're different.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm not sure just how useful that is, assuming it's visible.
    Also, what car needs a 10k volt battery?
    Technology isn't quite as advanced in Australia. Instead of metal wiring they use damp rope.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    I'm not sure just how useful that is, assuming it's visible.

    I'm assuming it won't be. I'm guessing because you move slower if you have it players will just have to be attentive.

    I don't think it's all that great of an item, it just amuses me.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Alessandro Volta pops out and whaps your attacker with a voltaic pile.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    alternative answer: the spark plug is a meter across

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2009
    I used to fight every single day in grade and middle school, but didn't have one fight in high school.

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