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[Glossolalia ++] The Melancholy of Dubh McStubblylegs

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    On a note completely unrelated to anything, do any of you jerks have LittleBigPlanet? Because I need somebody to show off all my cool levels to!

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spark's are a form of energy-state quantum processor with no mystical aspects what-so-ever - they are simply very, very advanced computers. It is a commonly held misconception that the spark "leaves the body" of an Alternator when it dies, when, in fact, all that is happening is that the containment core that allows the spark to operate becomes destabilized and causes the quantum processor to shoot out of the cybernetic entity's body like a very smart, very short-lived form of ball lightning.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    so you don't like Primus, do you? :P

    Nice, DE?AD, I like that.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, and DE?AD, could you get Sunshine there to contact Loeli?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    He'll get to it when he gets to it. No rush.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    FOR THE PURPOSES OF INTER-PARTY CATCH-UP, ALL CREW MEMBERS ARE ASSUMED TO HAVE CONTACTED ONE ANOTHER, AND THE URSA MAJORIS DOCKED ABOARD THE ENDEAVOR.

    LOCTH, IF YOU WANT TO RE-GROUP, YOUR WRAITHY HELMSMAN CAN ZERO-IN ON THE ENDEAVOR'S WARP SIGNATURE, AND WARP YOU THERE.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I guess the Endeavor is currently standing by for docking.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I knew DE?AD would break sooner or later from the incessant questions

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    OH GOD WHY ARE WE YELLING AHHHHHH

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BECAUSE I AM SO TIRED, SPEED.

    I AM TIRED SO MUCH.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    we can wait for tomorrow or monday, right guys?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well, whose fault is that?

    Edit: I've been chilling.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey guys, guess who just got back from marching in a Armed Forces Day Parade in a wool black uniform with black gloves, shoes, and socks.

    Oh, and a black helmet.

    While playing a flute.
    For two hours.

    In 80 degree weather
    THIS FUCKING GUY



    EDIT:

    YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF TIRED

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey guys, guess who just got back from marching in a Armed Forces Day Parade in a wool black uniform with black gloves, shoes, and socks.

    Oh, and a black helmet.

    While playing a flute.
    For two hours.

    In 80 degree weather
    THIS FUCKING GUY

    Mmmhmm. Welcome to marching band.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    God I hate parades.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    God I hate parades.

    That's no way to reach the rank of Lieutenant General.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You march in fair weather, the sun, and the rain.

    Especially in the sun and rain.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    FOR THE PURPOSES OF INTER-PARTY CATCH-UP, ALL CREW MEMBERS ARE ASSUMED TO HAVE CONTACTED ONE ANOTHER, AND THE URSA MAJORIS DOCKED ABOARD THE ENDEAVOR.

    LOCTH, IF YOU WANT TO RE-GROUP, YOUR WRAITHY HELMSMAN CAN ZERO-IN ON THE ENDEAVOR'S WARP SIGNATURE, AND WARP YOU THERE.

    yeah, that's great

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, I would totally like to take a nap right now, but my Mom is a bitch who thinks that I'm in a state to look after five annoying kids for a couple hours.

    Someone please kill me, for I don't have the strength to do it myself.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ergh, that sounds horrible Tommy. Well, atleast the ladies will be throwing themselves at you for it!

    Right, ladies?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sounds like you do all the dirty jobs, Tommy

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ergh, that sounds horrible Tommy. Well, atleast the ladies will be throwing themselves at you for it!

    Right, ladies?

    I think you're getting marching band confused with something else

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How old are they, Tommy? There's this awesome game they can play called graveyard if we're talking elementary level.


    Everybody playing has to lie down and be quiet, as the judge (that's you, tommy) watches them to make sure that they don't move. Whoever moves is "out" and has to wait quietly for the game to end. The winner gets a small prize (usually candy, if you have that resource).

    Run them through a few games, if they're up for it, and then spend a game where you don't fucking call anybody out. Not for a while.

    It's the most wonderful game ever invented.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    Ergh, that sounds horrible Tommy. Well, atleast the ladies will be throwing themselves at you for it!

    Right, ladies?

    I think you're getting marching band confused with something else

    Remember, I play the flute

    Mad chicks all up ins

    Also

    Jethro Tull

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ahahaha! The flute never got me any favor with the ladies- all it did was get me surrounded by babes during sub zero temperature football games.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I played sax for a semester in sixth grade. Didn't have the patience to continue for longer, and I was bullied in band class by a couple of jerks who made fun of my skills.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ha, that reminds me of the Barnyard Maze story.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Ahahaha! The flute never got me any favor with the ladies- all it did was get me surrounded by babes during sub zero temperature football games.

    High-Five!

    Also, that game sounds like a great idea, I might have to try it a little later.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Ahahaha! The flute never got me any favor with the ladies- all it did was get me surrounded by babes during sub zero temperature football games.

    High-Five!

    Apparently, I keep an constant, warm temperature even when I feel like I'm about to die.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    Ergh, that sounds horrible Tommy. Well, atleast the ladies will be throwing themselves at you for it!

    Right, ladies?

    I think you're getting marching band confused with something else

    Remember, I play the flute

    Mad chicks all up ins

    Also

    Jethro Tull

    yeah I didn't know girls liked the flute
    (I don't think they do)

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Chicks dig flutes, Locth.
    and giant robots.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Chicks dig flutes, Locth.
    and giant robots.

    Oh yes, an illusion.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    Yeah, that's great

    I am sleepy, and I cannot tell if this is sarcastic.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Yeah, that's great

    I am sleepy, and I cannot tell if this is sarcastic.

    Er, I don't think so.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Ergh, that sounds horrible Tommy. Well, atleast the ladies will be throwing themselves at you for it!

    Right, ladies?

    I think you're getting marching band confused with something else

    Remember, I play the flute

    Mad chicks all up ins

    Also

    Jethro Tull

    yeah I didn't know girls liked the flute
    (I don't think they do)


    I'm the only dude in my section.
    Chicks are ripe for the picking
    As long as you don't pick the ones that look like they were dropped on their head as a baby

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Yeah, that's great

    I am sleepy, and I cannot tell if this is sarcastic.

    it wasn't sarcastic at all :D

    it's basically what I've been wanting to do the entire time, I just didn't know how it'd be done, what with Locth having no idea where errybody is

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Chicks dig flutes, Locth.
    and giant robots.

    YOU SHUT UP YOU

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Chicks dig flutes, Locth.
    and giant robots.

    YOU SHUT UP YOU

    you're right, if that were the case I'd have to beat them off with a stick. Nope, the only chick who ever liked me was a crazy Sonic fangirl.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Amy?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    coincidentally, she wore an dress like Amy's on spirit day because our school colors are red and white. It was made out of duct tape.

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