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We hate all the orphans [Tabletop RPGs and Gaming]

DubhDubh I know there's something wrong...Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Welcome to the latest SE++ tabletop RPGs and gaming thread!

Wherein we discuss games that inhibit us from the act of sex

Wherein we link awesome items meant to deprive us of hardearned money
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Buy that shit!

Wherein others will call us nerds



Seriously, though. Some cool stuff hereabouts.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood you took the high road i couldn't find you up thereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS

    also i think theolonius or whatever his dumb name is made a thread already.;

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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm mildly irritated. Just mildly.

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Throwing my support behind this thread.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DUBH I DUN GOT A LINK TO THE SULTAN GAMING TABLE'S COMPANY WEBSITE IF Y'ALL WANNA PUT DAT SHIT IN DA OP

    http://www.geekchichq.com/index.html

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  • BogeyBogey On your 6! Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Throwing my support behind this thread.
    Well okay then. :)

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Thanks, Bogey. :D

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User
    edited May 2009
    So, anybody play in the Baltimore/DC area? Tabletop gaming is something I'd certainly like to get back into.

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2009
    So, I am currently trying to come up with a name for a race.

    They are basically brutish fey nomads hailing from the area of the Winterfey (Prince of Frost) in the Feywild.

    Currently I got Rimelings, but that is pretty lame. Any better suggestions?

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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I feel so special, right now.


    Added Sultan (Satan) Table website beneath the orgasm-inducing picture.

  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User
    edited May 2009
    $9000 for that table? Geeeeeeez...

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood you took the high road i couldn't find you up thereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So, I am currently trying to come up with a name for a race.

    They are basically brutish fey nomads hailing from the area of the Winterfey (Prince of Frost) in the Feywild.

    Currently I got Rimelings, but that is pretty lame. Any better suggestions?
    Donglers.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    So, I am currently trying to come up with a name for a race.

    They are basically brutish fey nomads hailing from the area of the Winterfey (Prince of Frost) in the Feywild.

    Currently I got Rimelings, but that is pretty lame. Any better suggestions?
    Donglers.

    Wangmen.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    $9000 for that table? Geeeeeeez...

    Hahaha, oh man. The base model is like 11k duder. The top of the line? 14, almost 15.


    edit: Runrunrun, call them fuckers Kaltefae. It's a sort of corruption of the German words for cold and fairy.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can't I just have sex with them for it?

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    We should all pitch in and have a contest to earn a lucky bastard that gaming table.

    Edit: If we had that table, I'd have to keep a bucket of cold water to keep Mori and Janson off of it.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That'd be cool. All like SE++ CHRISTMAS LOTTERY GIVE-AWAY!

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User
    edited May 2009
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Those Sultan tables are the most ridiculously priced things.

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2009
    Ya, it's basically just a table with boards and drawers. You can build that for less than 1k.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

    Except for the fact that it would be shit.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

    Also +2 to your Charisma because of sexy carpenter hands and muscles!

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

    Except for the fact that it would be shit.

    If you suck at building shit, yeah. Shit, you could pay a professional carpenter to put that together for you and it'd still cost less than $14000 or whatever.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Except for the fact that it would be shit.

    Not if you know what you're doing.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I need to start a gaming group in my little island, man.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So, I am currently trying to come up with a name for a race.

    They are basically brutish fey nomads hailing from the area of the Winterfey (Prince of Frost) in the Feywild.

    Currently I got Rimelings, but that is pretty lame. Any better suggestions?
    Hoars?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Heirloom Quality has become a marketing phrase of indefinite meaning. As always we try to define our terms at Geek Chic, so marketing jibba-jabba doesn't make you feel as if you are in a game of three card monte.
    Heirloom Quality simply means we have constructed the piece with materials and joinery techniques that will outlast you.

    As an example, The Sultan Gaming Table is constructed with extensive dovetail joinery. Dovetails allow pieces that come together at 90 degrees to be fit together like puzzle pieces. In fact The Sultan is completely "dry fitted" before final glue up.Without a drop of glue The Sultan holds itself together. This kind of construction is not quick, but it does endure.

    We also use solid hardwoods on our tables. Most furniture today is made with veneers over plywood, particle board or even less desirable hardwoods. Damage that your furniture inevitably sustains can break through the veneer revealing the less attractive core. While all furniture, if used, will sustain wear and damage over it's life time, solid hardwoods often acquire a "character" in this process as natural dings and dents don't draw the eye. If, however, one day you decide that your furniture looks shabby, refinishing your furniture will result in a piece that is literally "good as new."

    There is one more benefit to heirloom quality furniture that we believe warrants mentioning. Heirloom quality is an essential step toward environmentally sound living. If you want to buy something that has low impact environmentally, buy something you don't intend to throw away.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Except for the fact that it would be shit.

    Not if you know what you're doing.

    In which case you would have already built something, or be undercutting them and making a mint.


    Seeing as no-one here is doing that, I'm going to go ahead and say any attempt made by someone here would be akin to a woodwork project for mid teen year schoolwork.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well then, RunX3.

    Maybe you should construct some and give them away as presents to all your friends.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

    My grandfather was a carpenter. He could have build something similar.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

    My grandfather was a carpenter. He could have build something similar.

    No one is questioning whether or not a CARPENTER could build a TABLE.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

    My grandfather was a carpenter. He could have build something similar.

    No one is questioning whether or not a CARPENTER could build a TABLE.

    I bet you jesus couldn't even make a fucking three legged stool.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Yeah, and there's also the fact that there's, y'know, actual craftsmanship and professionalism to their design and manufacture.

    My grandfather was a carpenter. He could have build something similar.

    No one is questioning whether or not a CARPENTER could build a TABLE.

    I bet you jesus couldn't even make a fucking three legged stool.

    And he had plenty of experience with hammers and wood!

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  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You could probably build that thing for a fraction of the price and it would be so much more satisfying knowing that you did it yourself.

    Also +2 to your Charisma because of sexy carpenter hands and muscles!

    This explains so much about Jesus.

  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, it would tramautize my kid group if I actually killed on of their characters. Any death I've ever written has been grisly.

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well, the best way to introduce the death mechanic to them would be to have a likable NPC join their group, and then die in a heroicly tragic manner.

    And why're you running a game for fifth graders anyway? Is it part of an Above the Influence campaign?

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • DubhDubh I know there's something wrong... Your concrete heart isn't beating.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nope. My boss used to be a geek back in th' day, and we work at an afterschool program. I try to get a short game in once a week.

    The real question is: Why not?

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2009
    Corrupting the youth, to worship Satan and listen to rock 'n roll. Can't start early enough.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User
    edited May 2009
    My friend's parents actually thought I was a devil worshiper because I brought some Mage books over one night. In hindsight, I guess The Book of Madness wasn't a good call but still...

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My friend's parents actually thought I was a devil worshiper because I brought some Mage books over one night. In hindsight, I guess The Book of Madness wasn't a good call but still...

    At least it wasn't the D&D 3rd ed book: The Book of Vile Darkness.

    It've been Military school for you, young man!

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