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[Glossolalia ++] The Next Generation

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "WhaWHA?!

    Sunshine how on earth were you piloting this shp when it lacks any sort of engine or other propelling components?"

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Isn't this the warp drive, not engine room?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Isn't this the warp drive, not engine room?

    I thought the warp drive was part of the engine room.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The warp drive is in a separate area of the ship entirely.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dubh frowns. "Annoying. The lack of a warp drive is going to complicate things, slightly."

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what the hell are we even supposed to do
    Downbeat compiles all the information he has and attempts to figure this out with his advanced reasoning skills.
    Rolling Private Eye [3,6,2,6,3] = (20)

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    We have two other ships

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yes, but this is Dubh's ship.

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Going to bed, see you guys later.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's pretty obvious what we need to do.

    One team goes and finds the creator, the other goes and gets humanity to disarm.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loeli and Speed need to after the creator.


    Locth and Feli need to participate in disarming. Dubh's sticking with them to act as a Kih'Tan representative.


    The rest of you fucks need to find a place to be.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yes, plans really haven't changed all that much.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "Doctor, I want to see the Presidist. Bring him to me."

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If you're going with Team Presidist, tell me what the hell your role is gonna be. We need somebody to "shoot" the Presidist.


    And I'd like to have a week or two of gametime to get ship repairs and shopping taken care of.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "The Presidist is being kept in statis in the Medical Bay. You'll have to go to him."

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've got nothing. I'll post when there's something I'm competent enough to do.

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    sedosedo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I guess Foghorne would go with team tentacle monster, as like the other team is going to be doing subtler things than he can help with.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can Downbeat be the Presidist's limo?

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Locth goes to the medical bay and finds the Presidist. Once there, he sends out a swarm of skorokov, commanding them to ransack the Presidist's mind, taking memories, knowledge, personality, everything needed to play the part.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    De?ad, is the tentacle Tommy separated from the main being still there?

    "Sirs, I recommend taking the Ursa Majoris and using the Urson pathways. If we use a ship equipped with a warp drive we face possible mission compromise," Loeli says with the dead pan tone the crew has grown used to by now. "Is the captain awake yet?"

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Scarlet: Yes it is.

    Locth gains .

    [19]
    Locth mind-rips the Presidist, pulling out his surface thoughts, feelings, beliefs, and the like. It isn't particularly deep, but it should be more than enough to fool most people.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loeli brings the tentacle into the hall for some light and crouches down to examine its makeup. She flicks her wrist and creates a... what the hell kind of tool do I need for this thing? she thinks. <Tehelikron, upload your medical bay systems and assist inquiry.>

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Antimatter Gains A Player Schema!
    Lamest Gamer in the Quadrant
    Characters controlled by this player may not receive cool points
    unless performing an action that another player does at the same time
    that gives them a cool point.
    Just jokingly pointing out something I've observed, I don't really care.

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    sedosedo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the mope fest was last night

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I was joking, man.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Antimatter receives 1 ): point.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jokingly moping.

    :P

    I'm looking forward to Feli earning his first cool point.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jokingly moping.

    :P

    I was attempting self-deprecation

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haha, we know Anti.

    We're just giving you a hard time.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "I suggest we tell the other human commander that we're taking the Endeavor in to the surface for maintanence, and to discuss negotiations with the Kih'Tah as to what to do with the Presidist. It'll be a good cover for us to prepare for our covert and overt operations."

    "We should instruct them to keep orbit."


    We could get your game-time week that way, Dubh.

    Also

    Feli walks up to the servered bit of tentacle on the floor, and stoops by it using his medical training to decipher what it's composed of.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary finds his way to a captains chair, any captains chair at all, and starts making outrageous demands.

    Individual exclamation points, cut out of books - a rations tray autographed by the entire crew of whatever fucking ship he happens to be on - and "An icecream for Tomarli. such a good boy..."

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    [13] Loeli examines the limb and finds it to be, only somewhat startlingly, not entirely physical - it seems to fluctuate between energy and matter states, constantly shifting in and out of existence.

    Sunshine appears in the warp room, leaving the helm for the first time in memory. "Sirs, I may have been a bit unclear in my original description of maintenance and repair procedure. When the warp drive is damaged, the ship is returned to Dr. Kutukora himself for repair. He is the only person capable of repairing the drives, and he has yet to release the blueprints for mass production."

    The boy glances down at the tendril. "What is this?"

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary is my favorite character.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Jokingly moping.

    :P

    I was attempting self-deprecation

    It isn't self-deprecation if you do it constantly.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary is my favorite character.

    He is the glue that keeps this family together.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009

    Feli walks up to the servered bit of tentacle on the floor, and stoops by it using his medical training to decipher what it's composed of.

    Oops, didn't realise that Loeli already picked it up.

    Feli goes to Loeli and examines the tentacle in her hand.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gary is my favorite character.

    He is the glue that keeps this family together.

    ahahahahahahaha
    surrrrrrrrrrre
    Going off for the night, won't be posting nearly as much unless I absolutely have to do something as my character.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "This, child, is the warp drive." Loeli stands and crosses her arms, "Looks like Mr. Presidist is heading home in the other ship, then. The helmsman of the Endeavor should fly it back to the doctor separately from the Ursa. I do not trust this... construct."

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Gary is my favorite character.

    He is the glue that keeps this family together.

    ahahahahahahaha
    surrrrrrrrrrre
    Going off for the night, won't be posting nearly as much unless I absolutely have to do something as my character.

    Matt was the cancer in everyone's breast. Gary had to use chemo.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    scarlet st.
    This message is hidden because scarlet st. is on your ignore list.

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