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Woman Uses Jackhammer as Dildo. Woman dies.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This page has started horribly, it can only go uphill.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Let this be a lesson to all.

    Lube up your jackhammer dildo properly or it'll just tear up your insides.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Let this be a lesson to all.

    Lube up your jackhammer dildo properly or it'll just tear up your insides.

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    This should provide a valuable lesson to any of you women who might want to use power tools.

    man, i saw this benny benassi music video one time

    hoo boy

    what video is this sir

    Satisfaction is the name of the song

    Two thumbs up, would watch again.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Dildon't use the same lubricant you use to grease the jackhammer. Water based lubricants are best as they are less messy, though jackhammers tend to produce alot of friction so something a little more heavy-duty is recommended. Please, say no to vasoline.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime "We're ready to believe you..." FireSideWizardRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This brings to mind that scene in Sev7en.

    This neo-feudalism would be more tolerable if our betters had fancy titles.
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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    This brings to mind that scene in Sev7en.

    What is that scene?
    Spoiler:

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    This brings to mind that scene in Sev7en.

    What is that scene?
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    It's a really great movie, you should check it out.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    How do you even fit that

    obviously she didn't

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  • EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It was probably a rotary hammer.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    haha. people

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    OH GOD NO
    Spoiler:

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    OH GOD NO
    Spoiler:

    speaking of sex toys that'll kill ya

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    OH GOD NO
    Spoiler:

    speaking of sex toys that'll kill ya

    This was the first related video
    Spoiler:

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    This brings to mind that scene in Sev7en.

    What is that scene?
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    It's a really great movie, you should check it out.

    That's what I hear. Maybe I'll check it out when I get back from my vacation

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    OH GOD NO
    Spoiler:

    speaking of sex toys that'll kill ya

    This was the first related video
    Spoiler:

    This is really great.

    4484-7718-8470
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Dammit why does this happen in my state

    THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My question is how did I miss this thread?

    Ok, I'll be honest. My question is did anybody get this on film?

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this reminds me of a video i once saw called 101 sexual accidents

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    i was just reading about a vibrator i got linked to on carnal nation that interprets the beat of the music you're listening to as 'good vibrations'

    truly, we live in the future

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this


    is just

    wow

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    OH GOD NO
    Spoiler:

    speaking of sex toys that'll kill ya

    This was the first related video
    Spoiler:

    This is really great.

    it's pretty uniquely horrifying when he starts drilling into her face

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i saw a scrotum get injected with saline once

    it looked like a peach balloon

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i was just reading about a vibrator i got linked to on carnal nation that interprets the beat of the music you're listening to as 'good vibrations'

    truly, we live in the future

    everyone just calls it good vibes, but if you google good vibes it takes you to a sex shop

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  • Sol InvictusSol Invictus Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Fake news is fake. Google it -- the only results you'll get are SEO sites.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    we have moved on

    we are talking about creepy sex things now

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Oden wrote: »
    i was just reading about a vibrator i got linked to on carnal nation that interprets the beat of the music you're listening to as 'good vibrations'

    truly, we live in the future

    everyone just calls it good vibes, but if you google good vibes it takes you to a sex shop

    different brands, i guess, this one's called 'oh mi bod'

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    we have moved on

    we are talking about creepy sex things now
    Like the bunny in Robyn's sig

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So, did she cum or what?!

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oden wrote: »
    i was just reading about a vibrator i got linked to on carnal nation that interprets the beat of the music you're listening to as 'good vibrations'

    truly, we live in the future

    everyone just calls it good vibes, but if you google good vibes it takes you to a sex shop

    different brands, i guess, this one's called 'oh mi bod'

    im just talking about the term in general and its hilarious miss-use

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bunnies are so cute

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    shut up meiz

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    These are not the Hammer.




    The Hammer is my penis.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Some kind of slick chrome American prince A blue jean serenadeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    These are not the Hammer.




    The Hammer is my penis.

    Bahahaha

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    shut up meiz

    Aw. Posting for an entire day get you all cranky wanky?

    Try opening a door, walking out of it and repeating this process until you're in this magical place called outside.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Did anyone pound it into her head that doing that would lead to a sticky situation like this?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am so embarrassed to live in So. MD.

    embarrassed and turned on.
    Spoiler:

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i saw a scrotum get injected with saline once

    it looked like a peach balloon

    Let me tell you what, swollen scrotum like that? Not fun at all.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    shut up meiz

    Aw. Posting for an entire day get you all cranky wanky?

    Try opening a door, walking out of it and repeating this process until you're in this magical place called outside.
    not surprisingly, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
    aside from this morning, I've hardly posted today

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