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The King to star in the blockbuster hit of 2007

Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Singularity Engine++
It's finally happening.

The greatest story ever told is coming to the big screen.

Let's talk about how many boners this news is giving us, and how hungry it is making me.

Lord Dave on
Denny's is for winners.
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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    I would sticky this thread so hard if we didn't already have 4.

    :o

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    fucking die in a fire corporate america

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I was hoping this thread was about Jerry Lawler.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I want a threesome scene between The King, Brooke Burke, and the Big Bucking Chicken.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    guuuhhhhhhhh

    EDIT: "The King" made me think of Elvis Presley.

    Not this cock-jockey corporate bullshit.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    wah wah I don't like hamburgers I'm a big sissy I'm gonna go watch Amelie and cry

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited March 2007
    how many pages before the where is your god now picture?

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  • edited March 2007
    I wonder if it will be better or worse than the car-insurance caveman show.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    I wonder if it will be better or worse than the car-insurance caveman show.

    Geico.com caveman is a pretty funny character. I wouldn't watch him for 90 minutes though. "The King" is a similar situation, except he doesn't talk. This means I am even less likely to watch a Burger King movie than a full-length feature about a car-insurance mascot.

    The marketing exec who pitched this one has enormous brass balls though.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    wah wah I don't like hamburgers I'm a big sissy I'm gonna go watch Amelie and cry

    what do you have against amelie

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dislexic wrote: »
    how many pages before the where is your god now picture?

    I was going to put it in the first post, but I don't have it.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    wah wah I don't like hamburgers I'm a big sissy I'm gonna go watch Amelie and cry

    what do you have against amelie

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    wah wah I don't like hamburgers I'm a big sissy I'm gonna go watch Amelie and cry

    what do you have against amelie

    Man I don't know I just figure it's the sissy opposite of a manly hamburger movie.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh my gosh this movie has to have a cameo appearance by The Noid.

    Avoid the Noid.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    I watched it for the first time a couple days ago and really enjoyed it

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey, I just found an awesome thing on photobucket. Anybody brave enough for a PM?


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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    An Amelie thread would be so much better than this thread

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    someone make it, goodness gracious yes

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Goddamnit, Hollywood, MAKE ME A WATCHABLE ELVIS PRESLEY MOVIE!

    They did it for Johnny Cash who, while awesome, was not NEARLY as influential as Elvis Aaron Presley.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    An Amelie thread would be so much better than this thread

    So go make a thread about that.
    Title it "I am a sissy fairy who hates hamburgers and America".

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Oh my gosh this movie has to have a cameo appearance by The Noid.

    Avoid the Noid.

    He ruins Pizzas!

    Was he Dominos or Pizza Hut?
    LOL Just kidding, they're both shitty!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    But don't you want to know under what circumstances he became the Burger King.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    An Amelie thread would be so much better than this thread

    So go make a thread about that.
    Title it "I am a sissy fairy who hates hamburgers and America".

    How about: "The Accordion: Great instrument, or Greatest instrument."

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    But don't you want to know under what circumstances he became the Burger King.

    I want to know everything and nothing.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited March 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Hey, I just found an awesome thing on photobucket. Anybody brave enough for a PM?

    sure, what the hell.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is fucking terrible. I cant believe people would fucking watch this movie, it's nothing more then a fucking ad for a company. Are people really that fucking stupid that they would PAY to watch an hour long advertisement?

    Fuck that, I'm gonna go watch my copy of Mac and Me, a movie made when it was about the art of the film, not the product placements.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    I bought all 3 xbox games

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I wonder if I could just write a movie about a soda can and get that made.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    But don't you want to know under what circumstances he became the Burger King.

    I want to know everything and nothing.

    Captain America is DEAD people, its time for a new hero

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I guess a mascot for a fast food joint would make sense for the new Captain America.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I bought all 3 xbox games

    I did too, and I don't even have an XBOX.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain America died... I did not see that coming. But then, I don't read comics.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited March 2007
    I bought all 3 xbox games
    I didn't buy Big Bumpin'

    I regret it every day

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    I want a cameo by the Hamburglar!

    (No, not Piotyr's gf or that other one from the pic LD made a while back.)

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey I believe those were technically Hamburglaresses.

    I bet they could get the Hamburglar to appear, it doesn't seem like he's very loyal to McDonalds.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fuck no, he's not loyal.

    Hamburglar embezzles like a motherfucker.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Embrobbles.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Emburgles.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This movie is made of meat and cheese!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This movie is MADNESS!

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