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Move Over Snuggie- Its the Wearable Towel!

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    ive used a urinal at school maybe 3 4 times for my life

    for... for poop?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    ive used a urinal at school maybe 3 4 times for my life

    for... for poop?

    no

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i dont wanna go to the bathroom

    ack on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    from togas to poop in 6 pages

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    his first mistake is that he is eating packaged ramen

    that of course was my first thought as well, that perhaps for a week long camping trip miles from civilization he should have brought fresh noodles, a proper copper sauce pan, greens, and good rendered broth.

    yes, my first action was to turn my nose up at his three packages of chicken ramen and one gallon of water for 7 straight days of wilderness life. because my priorities and firm grip on reality was steadfast.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i eat what i kill

    ack on
  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    he got desperate and tried to eat a 3 inch long crayfish that he caught from the creek, and then boiled, and then nearly vomited.

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I had eel nigiri for the first time a week or two ago.

    That was some crazy shit, I tell ya what

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i love me some nigiri

    i could eat sushi for the rest of my life

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I suddenly want a white tuna roll

    Staxeon on
    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
    (Twitter)
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh man this product will take us one step closer to looking like decadent romans

    Wren on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    POOOOOOOOOOOO POOOOOOOOOO

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I poop about 5 times a day most days. I hate my digestive system.

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sometimes i listen to podcasts in the background

    just like listening to people talking

    ack on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I've been reading The Complete Sherlock Holmes on the toilet recently. I have read over 20 books exclusively during poop sessions.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    holy christ that is a lot of pooping

    TheySlashThem on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I never realized that refusing to poop in public was such a common thing. I mean, I get not wanting to take a dump when there are a bunch of people in the bathroom with you, but now I feel a little bad for mocking my best friend mercilessly when he refused to poop for the entire duration of a camping trip.

    Wait no I don't, he poisoned our entire tent because of that refusal.

    I had to decide whether I wanted to tell a story about someone else pooping or a story about how I got to eat awesome ramen in Japan this week, and the fact that I went with poop probably says something.

    Lost Salient on
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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Due to a broken lock on the bathroom and the inability of coworkers to fucking knock when they see a closed door of any type I stopped pooping in the office. It became an awkward experience of trying to poop and hold the door closed. OR bringing a note that says "Knock, Dammit, the lock is broken".

    It is now fixed and I can poop and play solitaire on my phone in peace, but it was getting pretty dire for awhile.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I hate pooping at work because the toilets are really high off the ground and my legs be swingin'

    Mysst on
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Whoa, seriously? How high are we talking, here? Like, counter-height? Do you have to ascend some steps to reach the seat, or what?

    I won't make fun if it's just because you have abnormally short legs, though.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    He is a 4 foot 3 Asian man. Don't let him fool you.

    High Toilets make me feel like royalty.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My work has pretty good bathrooms, in that the faucets in the sinks aren't motion-activated like it seems every other public bathrooms' are these days.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    My friend has a knock off Snuggie.

    It is called a Slanket.

    that is one of the sleaziest product names i have ever heard. their marketing guy should be shot

    Langly on
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Slanket!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ROBES ARE HEAVY AND HOT, MOTHERFUCKERS

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Whoa, seriously? How high are we talking, here? Like, counter-height? Do you have to ascend some steps to reach the seat, or what?

    I won't make fun if it's just because you have abnormally short legs, though.
    Mysst is actually just a tiny Samoan leprechaun

    Druhim on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Whoa, seriously? How high are we talking, here? Like, counter-height? Do you have to ascend some steps to reach the seat, or what?

    I won't make fun if it's just because you have abnormally short legs, though.
    Mysst is actually just a tiny Samoan leprechaun
    you have to catch me and then rub my belly for my pot o gold

    no, lower

    lower

    Mysst on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    Move over Snuggie- It's the Werewolf Towel!

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I would have loved that post even more if "Blowisonic" and "Hotmaking" had little registered trademark glyphs after them.

    BLOWISONIC®

    HOTMAKING®

    I didn't know how to do that!

    Also up yours.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    Move over Snuggie- It's the Werewolf Towel!

    Did a GIS for werewolf towel

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Gah!

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Great, a furry picture. I long for the classiness of the poo discussion.

    Also, holy shit, 5 times a day? What the fuck?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goddamn that wolf picture is terrifying.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Goddamn that wolf picture is terrifying.
    yeah, it really is horribly done

    Druhim on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    Move over Snuggie- It's the Werewolf Towel!

    werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary
    boys becoming men, men becoming wolves

    Centipede Damascus on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CD is that a reference to something

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh poorly done art
    always such a treat.

    really gives me something to reach for.

    i'm sure someone already commented on this like a billion times, but i definitely did a double take at that woman's skin colored bra in this towel ad.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CD is that a reference to something

    why aren't you watching 30 Rock

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't know why someone would need a wearable towel when they've already got their underwear on

    because they sure as hell aren't going outside in either

    TheySlashThem on
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