his first mistake is that he is eating packaged ramen
that of course was my first thought as well, that perhaps for a week long camping trip miles from civilization he should have brought fresh noodles, a proper copper sauce pan, greens, and good rendered broth.
yes, my first action was to turn my nose up at his three packages of chicken ramen and one gallon of water for 7 straight days of wilderness life. because my priorities and firm grip on reality was steadfast.
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Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited June 2009
I never realized that refusing to poop in public was such a common thing. I mean, I get not wanting to take a dump when there are a bunch of people in the bathroom with you, but now I feel a little bad for mocking my best friend mercilessly when he refused to poop for the entire duration of a camping trip.
Wait no I don't, he poisoned our entire tent because of that refusal.
I had to decide whether I wanted to tell a story about someone else pooping or a story about how I got to eat awesome ramen in Japan this week, and the fact that I went with poop probably says something.
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GRMikeThe Last Best Hope for HumanityThe God Pod Registered Userregular
edited June 2009
Due to a broken lock on the bathroom and the inability of coworkers to fucking knock when they see a closed door of any type I stopped pooping in the office. It became an awkward experience of trying to poop and hold the door closed. OR bringing a note that says "Knock, Dammit, the lock is broken".
It is now fixed and I can poop and play solitaire on my phone in peace, but it was getting pretty dire for awhile.
My work has pretty good bathrooms, in that the faucets in the sinks aren't motion-activated like it seems every other public bathrooms' are these days.
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for... for poop?
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that of course was my first thought as well, that perhaps for a week long camping trip miles from civilization he should have brought fresh noodles, a proper copper sauce pan, greens, and good rendered broth.
yes, my first action was to turn my nose up at his three packages of chicken ramen and one gallon of water for 7 straight days of wilderness life. because my priorities and firm grip on reality was steadfast.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
That was some crazy shit, I tell ya what
i could eat sushi for the rest of my life
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
just like listening to people talking
Wait no I don't, he poisoned our entire tent because of that refusal.
I had to decide whether I wanted to tell a story about someone else pooping or a story about how I got to eat awesome ramen in Japan this week, and the fact that I went with poop probably says something.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
It is now fixed and I can poop and play solitaire on my phone in peace, but it was getting pretty dire for awhile.
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I won't make fun if it's just because you have abnormally short legs, though.
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High Toilets make me feel like royalty.
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that is one of the sleaziest product names i have ever heard. their marketing guy should be shot
no, lower
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I didn't know how to do that!
Also up yours.
Did a GIS for werewolf towel
Also, holy shit, 5 times a day? What the fuck?
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werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary
boys becoming men, men becoming wolves
always such a treat.
really gives me something to reach for.
i'm sure someone already commented on this like a billion times, but i definitely did a double take at that woman's skin colored bra in this towel ad.
why aren't you watching 30 Rock
because they sure as hell aren't going outside in either