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Crazy procreation

TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
Bad news my wife had to have an emergent c-section.

Fortunately my wife and new son are both healthy and doing fine.

I only have my phone for internet at the hospital so I will post pictures of Aedan once I get home.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Indie Winter on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Glad shes ok dude!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    no wonder she had to have a c-section

    giving birth to a car must be rough

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    no wonder she had to have a c-section

    giving birth to a car must be rough

    A four-door no less!

    Congratulations.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Theidar, the challenge for you now is

    can you be as bad-ass a dad as Hunter?

    Pony on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    no wonder she had to have a c-section

    giving birth to a car must be rough

    http://www.hiyoooo.com/

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    congrats!

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    awesome

    but damn you for reminding me how much i want babies

    BABIES

    Quoth on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Emergency is bad, but healthy is fucking awesome.

    Congrats, man!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    awesome

    but damn you for reminding me how much i want babies

    BABIES
    keep your fertile womb away from me

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    nice brah :^:

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Theidar, the challenge for you now is

    can you be as bad-ass a dad as Hunter?

    At seven years old my son goes out into the wild to survive on his own. At 17 he comes back for martial training and then we go out for frozen yogurt.

    Hunter on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    awesome

    but damn you for reminding me how much i want babies

    BABIES
    keep your fertile womb away from me

    Druhim do you even remember what a fertile womb looks like

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    awesome

    but damn you for reminding me how much i want babies

    BABIES
    keep your fertile womb away from me

    Like you don't shoot dust at your age gramps. I mean really.

    Hunter on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    why didn't you pick a name with some more vowels?

    (congrats)

    ascot on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2009
    this is your own fault

    the baby probably didn't want to come out until you gave it a better name

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    this is your own fault

    the baby probably didn't want to come out until you gave it a better name

    "Eustace? Pfff, screw that noise, I'm staying put."

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one day I will have the babies

    then you'll see

    YOU WILL ALL SEE

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i had a half-elf bard named aedan once

    completely serious

    i didn't even realize it was a real name

    Pony on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    this is your own fault

    the baby probably didn't want to come out until you gave it a better name

    Seriously.
    I mean, it may be out of the womb, but it'll be years before he's out of the closet.

    OR

    I hope he has an easier time coming out of the closet than he did your wife's womb

    Pick whichever you like best, i couldn't decide.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    this is your own fault

    the baby probably didn't want to come out until you gave it a better name

    It's spelled Aedan but pronounced Bob

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aeidyan

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    is there a first name that contains every vowel?

    Pony on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aeryan

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    isn't Aidan the non terrible way to spell it.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    is there a first name that contains every vowel?

    "Steaiveou"

    Only pronounce the e's

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Aeidyan

    fonz.jpg

    Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydan

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i knew a kid in grade school whose real name was

    i shit you not

    shark williams

    his first name was shark

    he hated it when he was a little kid and he went by his middle name (david) until he was in fifth grade

    then suddenly he decided that having motherfuckin shark as your first name was cool

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    isn't Aidan the non terrible way to spell it.

    Aiden, but it's still a terribly preppy name

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    S. Williams

    *takes off sunglasses*

    The S. is for Shark

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    is there a first name that contains every vowel?

    "Steaiveou"

    Only pronounce the e's

    that's not real

    google says you are a liar

    and i trust google more than you, mister

    Pony on
  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    isn't Aidan the non terrible way to spell it.

    Aiden, but it's still a terribly preppy name

    They could make up for it by dressing him as a bum.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i knew a kid in grade school whose real name was

    i shit you not

    shark williams

    his first name was shark

    he hated it when he was a little kid and he went by his middle name (david) until he was in fifth grade

    then suddenly he decided that having motherfuckin shark as your first name was cool

    This has to be done...


    Did he ever try to date rape some chick and scream "I'm Shark....suck my dick...I'm Shark"?

    Hunter on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aerhod

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    is there a first name that contains every vowel?

    "Steaiveou"

    Only pronounce the e's

    that's not real

    google says you are a liar

    and i trust google more than you, mister

    I control Google

    I own the internet

    Me Too! on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    is there a first name that contains every vowel?

    "Steaiveou"

    Only pronounce the e's

    that's not real

    google says you are a liar

    and i trust google more than you, mister

    I control Google

    I own the internet

    Bullshit, you're not Al Gore.

    Hunter on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i knew a kid in grade school whose real name was

    i shit you not

    shark williams

    his first name was shark

    he hated it when he was a little kid and he went by his middle name (david) until he was in fifth grade

    then suddenly he decided that having motherfuckin shark as your first name was cool

    The fuck was wrong with that kid

    Shark is the best name ever after Cobra Death Ray 9000

    Me Too! on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i also knew a vietnamese kid in high school named Ng Tch

    seriously

    not a single vowel in his first or last name

    (it's pronounced "Nigh Tehoo" apparently, but motherfucker why don't you just spell it like that in english then?)

    Pony on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    This is my son

    Cobra Death Ray 9000 Martin

    Me Too! on
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