What the fuck North Korea?

Metzger Meister · June 2009

Burning Organ wrote: »

Does anyone still care about Hawaii?

EDIT I'm just saying, he's threatening to start a nuclear war, but why would he send the first nuke to Hawaii? Why even threaten with that? Why not DC or NY?

Because this pot-bellied petty tyrant's shitty fucking missiles can only go about as far as hawaii.

Macro9 · June 2009

Burning Organ wrote: »

Does anyone still care about Hawaii?

EDIT I'm just saying, he's threatening to start a nuclear war, but why would he send the first nuke to Hawaii? Why even threaten with that? Why not DC or NY?

Do they even have missiles capable of leaving the atmosphere and attacking NYC or DC? I doubt it either way. Even then it's a threat of nuclear attack. That shouldn't be taken lightly no matter where the imaginary bomb might fall.

vsove · June 2009

Kim Jong Il is in the middle of his very own WW2 ARG, where he plays the part of the Japanese.

Unfortunately, he cheats.

JoeUser · June 2009

North Korea may fire a missile toward Hawaii

North Korea may fire a long-range ballistic missile toward Hawaii in early July, a Japanese news report said Thursday, as Russia and China urged the regime to return to international disarmament talks on its rogue nuclear program.

The missile, believed to be a Taepodong-2 with a range of up to 4,000 miles (6,500 kilometers), would be launched from North Korea's Dongchang-ni site on the northwestern coast, said the Yomiuri daily, Japan's top-selling newspaper. It cited an analysis by the Japanese Defense Ministry and intelligence gathered by U.S. reconnaissance satellites.

The missile launch could come between July 4 and 8, the paper said.

While the newspaper speculated the Taepodong-2 could fly over Japan and toward Hawaii, it said the missile would not be able to hit Hawaii's main islands, which are about 4,500 miles (7,200 kilometers) from the Korean peninsula.

The Black Hunter · June 2009

NK won't bother with hawaii

They'll just blow up Japan

Burning Organ · June 2009

NK should just blow itself up.

That's pretty much what it seems to be aiming for.

Metzger Meister · June 2009

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Burning Organ · June 2009

Also, no matter if it reaches Hawaii or not it will contaminate some water.

Artreus · June 2009

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

Antimatter · June 2009

SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

Metzger Meister · June 2009

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

That's a pretty fucking good example.

Artreus · June 2009

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

That's a pretty fucking good example.

Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

Shut up now, the adults are talking.

AMP'd · June 2009

Antimatter wrote: »

SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

Well

I thought I made that post

Veretas · June 2009

Antimatter wrote: »

SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

And Liam Neeson

Oh god...

Daniel Craig and Liam Neeson teaming up to beat up bad guys...

Need new pants brb.

The Far Side · June 2009

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

the terrorists have won

MrMonroe · June 2009

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

That's a pretty fucking good example.

You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

Do you:

A: shoot the mugger

or

B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

Dragonicity · June 2009

Man, I would be impressed if North Korea could actually hit Hawaii. Not talking reach here, talking sheer aim.

It's not a very large target in the middle of the ocean.

Clearly, the next step is to have Outkast make a Bombs Over Pyongyang song, and the rest will just kinda work itself out.

Metzger Meister · June 2009

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

That's a pretty fucking good example.

Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

Shut up now, the adults are talking.

So, how are you amusing yourself while the adults talk?

Coloring, maybe?

Me Too! · June 2009

Metzger seriously that is a ridiculously dumb opinion

HE'S THREATENING TO DO SOMETHING HE CAN'T DO LET'S BLOW UP EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY HURRRR

Macro9 · June 2009

MrMonroe wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

That's a pretty fucking good example.

You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

Do you:

A: shoot the mugger

or

B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

Metzger Meister · June 2009

You guys are right. Honestly. I'm over-reacting to a ridiculous extent.

Something does have to be done though, clearly. This kind of behavior can't be allowed from a world leader, even a despot.

AMP'd · June 2009

Macro9 wrote: »

MrMonroe wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

That's a pretty fucking good example.

You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

Do you:

A: shoot the mugger

or

B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

I don't believe rape is torture

Artreus · June 2009

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

That's a pretty fucking good example.

Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

Shut up now, the adults are talking.

So, how are you amusing yourself while the adults talk?

Coloring, maybe?

That's cute. You say that to the guy who actually has a fucking clue what he is talking about.

Also. There is a big fucking difference from making a bomb that you can blow up in an underground bunker and one that you can deliver to a target 4,500 miles away.

Veretas · June 2009

AMP'd wrote: »

Macro9 wrote: »

MrMonroe wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.

You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

That's a pretty fucking good example.

You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

Do you:

A: shoot the mugger

or

B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

I don't believe rape is torture

GrrrrrgAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIUGUHHHHH

The One Dark Knight · June 2009

Yeah it can. You just ignore it and let him wave his skinny little arms around uselessly, and then sanction his ass even harder.

AMP'd · June 2009

Oh

Are we talking about a girl getting raped?

vsove · June 2009

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Me Too! · June 2009

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

If you go post-nuke it'll be like Fallout: Tropical Edition

Veretas · June 2009

Living in Hawaii was so awesome.

So awesome

Artreus · June 2009

Metzger Meister wrote: »

You guys are right. Honestly. I'm over-reacting to a ridiculous extent.

Something does have to be done though, clearly. This kind of behavior can't be allowed from a world leader, even a despot.

It is true that his behavior is unacceptable, but it is very hard to take anyone seriously when they suggest "nuke the whole country" as an option.

Our options for dealing with a situation like this are very limited. Realistically, all we can really do is keep up a solid engagement policy, and leave the "hurr we r guna bomb u" shit out of it.

The Far Side · June 2009

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Do you have a boat.

Or maybe a canoe

Artreus · June 2009

Me Too! wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

If you go post-nuke it'll be like Fallout: Tropical Edition

That would actually be a rad game. Wanna play that game.

Also I too, want to go to Hawaii.

Veretas · June 2009

O'ahu represent bitches

vsove · June 2009

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Do you have a boat.

Or maybe a canoe

I have a kayak.

I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

Artreus · June 2009

vsove wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Do you have a boat.

Or maybe a canoe

I have a kayak.

I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

Tell that to the .. uh.. those guys in Southeast asia or uh.. that region down there where they did that shit thousands of years ago.

Those guys were bad ass.

The Far Side · June 2009

vsove wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Do you have a boat.

Or maybe a canoe

I have a kayak.

I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

hey the polynesians did it

vsove · June 2009

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Do you have a boat.

Or maybe a canoe

I have a kayak.

I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

hey the polynesians did it

I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.

Me Too! · June 2009

vsove wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Do you have a boat.

Or maybe a canoe

I have a kayak.

I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

hey the polynesians did it

I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.

We don't even need to be drunk for Germany to invade us!

Artreus · June 2009

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Do you have a boat.

Or maybe a canoe

I have a kayak.

I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

hey the polynesians did it

Yeah those guys. cool dudes.

Artreus · June 2009

Me Too! wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

Do you have a boat.

Or maybe a canoe

I have a kayak.

I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

hey the polynesians did it

I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.

We don't even need to be drunk for Germany to invade us!

Hey, it wasn't just the Germans.

Penny Arcade

What the fuck North Korea?

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