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What the fuck North Korea?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Does anyone still care about Hawaii?

    EDIT I'm just saying, he's threatening to start a nuclear war, but why would he send the first nuke to Hawaii? Why even threaten with that? Why not DC or NY?

    Because this pot-bellied petty tyrant's shitty fucking missiles can only go about as far as hawaii.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Does anyone still care about Hawaii?

    EDIT I'm just saying, he's threatening to start a nuclear war, but why would he send the first nuke to Hawaii? Why even threaten with that? Why not DC or NY?

    Do they even have missiles capable of leaving the atmosphere and attacking NYC or DC? I doubt it either way. Even then it's a threat of nuclear attack. That shouldn't be taken lightly no matter where the imaginary bomb might fall.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kim Jong Il is in the middle of his very own WW2 ARG, where he plays the part of the Japanese.

    Unfortunately, he cheats.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    North Korea may fire a missile toward Hawaii
    North Korea may fire a long-range ballistic missile toward Hawaii in early July, a Japanese news report said Thursday, as Russia and China urged the regime to return to international disarmament talks on its rogue nuclear program.

    The missile, believed to be a Taepodong-2 with a range of up to 4,000 miles (6,500 kilometers), would be launched from North Korea's Dongchang-ni site on the northwestern coast, said the Yomiuri daily, Japan's top-selling newspaper. It cited an analysis by the Japanese Defense Ministry and intelligence gathered by U.S. reconnaissance satellites.

    The missile launch could come between July 4 and 8, the paper said.

    While the newspaper speculated the Taepodong-2 could fly over Japan and toward Hawaii, it said the missile would not be able to hit Hawaii's main islands, which are about 4,500 miles (7,200 kilometers) from the Korean peninsula.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NK won't bother with hawaii

    They'll just blow up Japan

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NK should just blow itself up.

    That's pretty much what it seems to be aiming for.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also, no matter if it reaches Hawaii or not it will contaminate some water.

  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

    Shut up now, the adults are talking.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

    Well

    I thought I made that post

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

    And Liam Neeson

    Oh god...

    Daniel Craig and Liam Neeson teaming up to beat up bad guys...

    Need new pants brb.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.
    the terrorists have won

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

    Do you:

    A: shoot the mugger

    or

    B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Man, I would be impressed if North Korea could actually hit Hawaii. Not talking reach here, talking sheer aim.

    It's not a very large target in the middle of the ocean.

    Clearly, the next step is to have Outkast make a Bombs Over Pyongyang song, and the rest will just kinda work itself out.

    DE?AD wrote: »
    Bacony Maw: A Flavored Body Oil by D-City.
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

    Shut up now, the adults are talking.

    So, how are you amusing yourself while the adults talk?

    Coloring, maybe?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Metzger seriously that is a ridiculously dumb opinion

    HE'S THREATENING TO DO SOMETHING HE CAN'T DO LET'S BLOW UP EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY HURRRR

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

    Do you:

    A: shoot the mugger

    or

    B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

    C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You guys are right. Honestly. I'm over-reacting to a ridiculous extent.

    Something does have to be done though, clearly. This kind of behavior can't be allowed from a world leader, even a despot.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

    Do you:

    A: shoot the mugger

    or

    B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

    C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

    I don't believe rape is torture

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

    Shut up now, the adults are talking.

    So, how are you amusing yourself while the adults talk?

    Coloring, maybe?

    That's cute. You say that to the guy who actually has a fucking clue what he is talking about.

    Also. There is a big fucking difference from making a bomb that you can blow up in an underground bunker and one that you can deliver to a target 4,500 miles away.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

    Do you:

    A: shoot the mugger

    or

    B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

    C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

    I don't believe rape is torture
    GrrrrrgAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIUGUHHHHH

  • The One Dark KnightThe One Dark Knight Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Yeah it can. You just ignore it and let him wave his skinny little arms around uselessly, and then sanction his ass even harder.

    [END]
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh

    Are we talking about a girl getting raped?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

    If you go post-nuke it'll be like Fallout: Tropical Edition

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Living in Hawaii was so awesome.

    So awesome

  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You guys are right. Honestly. I'm over-reacting to a ridiculous extent.

    Something does have to be done though, clearly. This kind of behavior can't be allowed from a world leader, even a despot.

    It is true that his behavior is unacceptable, but it is very hard to take anyone seriously when they suggest "nuke the whole country" as an option.

    Our options for dealing with a situation like this are very limited. Realistically, all we can really do is keep up a solid engagement policy, and leave the "hurr we r guna bomb u" shit out of it.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    33aqfwk.jpg
  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

    If you go post-nuke it'll be like Fallout: Tropical Edition

    That would actually be a rad game. Wanna play that game.

    Also I too, want to go to Hawaii.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    O'ahu represent bitches

  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

    Tell that to the .. uh.. those guys in Southeast asia or uh.. that region down there where they did that shit thousands of years ago.

    Those guys were bad ass.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    33aqfwk.jpg
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.

    We don't even need to be drunk for Germany to invade us!

  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    Yeah those guys. cool dudes.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.


    We don't even need to be drunk for Germany to invade us!

    Hey, it wasn't just the Germans.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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