For a fun thought experiment, replace every mention of Islam in that interview with Christianity and do the mental math on how long the person who said the resulting things would remain on TV.
Edit: Apparently Mark "Fuck The Stimulus Money" Sanford has disappeared. Awesome.
He's in an undisclosed and secure location.
Undisclosed to anyone but his Chief of Staff it sounds like. Even the wife doesn't know. Cable news jockeys are throwing around language about his mental state.
His wife was quoted with a wonderful "he said he had to get away from the kids".
For a fun thought experiment, replace every mention of Islam in that interview with Christianity and do the mental math on how long the person who said the resulting things would remain on TV.
Edit: Apparently Mark "Fuck The Stimulus Money" Sanford has disappeared. Awesome.
He's in an undisclosed and secure location.
Undisclosed to anyone but his Chief of Staff it sounds like. Even the wife doesn't know. Cable news jockeys are throwing around language about his mental state.
His wife was quoted with a wonderful "he said he had to get away from the kids".
Oh, 2012. You are going to be awesome.
Haha, isn't "spending more time with his family" the classic excuse?
My libertarian acquaintances on Facebook are going insane today. Some choice quotes:
"I hate Obama, what a fucking ass clown!"
"you shouldnt hate, but i understand where your comin from. besides, he is only a willing pawn, in a cruel game."
"uncle tom"
"Barack Obama, or the Bionic Artificial Reasoning And Computing Kyke-hating Organism Bent on AMerican Annihilation, is nothing more than a sophisticated Holographic automaton. How can anyone hate science? Even if that science was programed for destruction"
It's amazing how far a simple anti-smoking bill goes in motivating the Ron Paul Revolutionaries to a diarrheic discharge of conspiratorial vitriol.
My libertarian acquaintances on Facebook are going insane today. Some choice quotes:
"I hate Obama, what a fucking ass clown!"
"you shouldnt hate, but i understand where your comin from. besides, he is only a willing pawn, in a cruel game."
"uncle tom"
"Barack Obama, or the Bionic Artificial Reasoning And Computing Kyke-hating Organism Bent on AMerican Annihilation, is nothing more than a sophisticated Holographic automaton. How can anyone hate science? Even if that science was programed for destruction"
It's amazing how far a simple anti-smoking bill goes in motivating the Ron Paul Revolutionaries to a diarrheic discharge of conspiratorial vitriol.
As gibbering-crazy that is, I'm always one to appreciate an extended nonsensical-acronym.
My libertarian acquaintances on Facebook are going insane today. Some choice quotes:
"I hate Obama, what a fucking ass clown!"
"you shouldnt hate, but i understand where your comin from. besides, he is only a willing pawn, in a cruel game."
"uncle tom"
"Barack Obama, or the Bionic Artificial Reasoning And Computing Kyke-hating Organism Bent on AMerican Annihilation, is nothing more than a sophisticated Holographic automaton. How can anyone hate science? Even if that science was programed for destruction"
It's amazing how far a simple anti-smoking bill goes in motivating the Ron Paul Revolutionaries to a diarrheic discharge of conspiratorial vitriol.
As gibbering-crazy that is, I'm always one to appreciate an extended nonsensical-acronym.
That acronym makes MODOK suddenly seem very sensible.
Like, is he upset with Obama for "hating kykes"? If so, why would he call then kykes?
I don't know, man. The guy is from my synagogue, so I'm guessing that in his twisted brain, Obama's slightly harder stance towards Israel and secret Muslimness makes him a Jew-hater, or something. I guess "kyke" was the only thing that fit in his backronym?
You know, I'm not sure we ought to be throwing around that word so casually. I mean, it's somewhat like the n word, right?
It is but as half-Jew myself I only use it around my fellow kykes, kyke please, so you can't use it. Because you know us Jews don't deserve a Jewish history month as we only suffered through slavery twice and a holocaust. I guess our minority is less interesting in the US. Sorry about the tangent but I hate when other minorities still play the victim.
Yeah, B.A.R.A.C.K. guy is Jewish. As I mentioned earlier in this thread, it seems that more and more reform Jews are becoming either aggressive neocons or idiotic libertarians. Even my own mom, though sane, has a pretty mean libertarian (and on issues like Israel and Iran, neo-conservative) streak. I haven't gone to services in years, I wonder if it's something in the water over there?
And yeah, nasty racial slurs are nasty. Probably a good idea to refrain from that one in the future, I'll be sure to edit it out from future editions of "Chopper Dave's crazy libertarian Facebook acquaintances."
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You know, I'm not sure we ought to be throwing around that word so casually. I mean, it's somewhat like the n word, right?
It is but as half-Jew myself I only use it around my fellow kykes, kyke please, so you can't use it. Because you know us Jews don't deserve a Jewish history month as we only suffered through slavery twice and a holocaust. I guess our minority is less interesting in the US. Sorry about the tangent but I hate when other minorities still play the victim.
I know you struggle mightily with rather basic concepts, but you do realize the US never enslaved Jews, nor did we perpetrate the Holocaust, nor have Jews in the US been denied the basic dignity of their own culture by having their names, histories, and countries of origin taken away from them. So yeah, blacks get a "history month" - I suggest you cry about it.
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How many times did you try it with just spaces before going with periods, Jeffe?
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Too many.
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I was going to transcribe the book, but basically it's a waste of time.
What Beck uses to defend himself is the phrase "And I know you're not."
He claims that people vilify him by taking his statement out of the context of that qualifier, but if people see the full comment he made, "What I feel like Saying is, 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies." And I know you're not."
THAT is his defense. Let me try it out:
Hey ElJeffe, what I feel like saying is, "You are a fucking douchebag." And I know you're not
Was that unoffensive?
All apologies, of course, ElJeffe. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
You know, I'm not sure we ought to be throwing around that word so casually. I mean, it's somewhat like the n word, right?
It is but as half-Jew myself I only use it around my fellow kykes, kyke please, so you can't use it. Because you know us Jews don't deserve a Jewish history month as we only suffered through slavery twice and a holocaust. I guess our minority is less interesting in the US. Sorry about the tangent but I hate when other minorities still play the victim.
Oh, you mean like you did just there? You just sound like a whiny, ignorant douchebag trying to make a stupid point about how you're so offended that you can't use the N-word. The beautiful thing is that you can use that word, only people will think you're a racist fuck and, quite frankly, you'll deserve the scorn you receive as a result. Anyway, good job turning shit around to how oppressed you feel by common decency and accepted social behavior.
I once told a first-year student whose mock trial I was one of the judges to never use "With all due respect" because it's intellectually dishonest and as a term consitutes the most disingenuous four words in the English language while the RL appeals court judge sitting next to me just nodded.
So I figure I may as well put it out there for you all to take to any douchebag who uses that term.
You know, I'm not sure we ought to be throwing around that word so casually. I mean, it's somewhat like the n word, right?
It is but as half-Jew myself I only use it around my fellow kykes, kyke please, so you can't use it. Because you know us Jews don't deserve a Jewish history month as we only suffered through slavery twice and a holocaust. I guess our minority is less interesting in the US. Sorry about the tangent but I hate when other minorities still play the victim.
You mean May?
If you're going to pretend to act aggrieved you might want to do some basic research first.
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A penis, is what I'm trying to say.
And not a very happy one. Perhaps because it thinks it's being compared to Glenn Beck, which would be an insult to actual vipers, let alone one-eyed trouser snakes.
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A penis, is what I'm trying to say.
And not a very happy one. Perhaps because it thinks it's being compared to Glenn Beck, which would be an insult to actual vipers, let alone one-eyed trouser snakes.
Somebody really needs to sig this, but I think I'm happy being unsigged.
In any case, Beck seems to be one of those people who thinks that any horrendously offensive statement is cleansed by prefacing it with a half-assed and insincere positive statement. You don't just see it in political circles, though; it's more of a personality type than anything.
"I mean, Angie is my friend and everything, but lately she's been a huge bitch and I'm sick of listening to her bullshit and all her fucking problems and I wish she'd just shut the fuck up sometimes, I fucking hate that shit"
You also see it a lot in the "I'm not racist, but..." variety.
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His wife was quoted with a wonderful "he said he had to get away from the kids".
Oh, 2012. You are going to be awesome.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
Haha, isn't "spending more time with his family" the classic excuse?
Odds for "Had sex with a gay guy and is now in prayer-rehab to get straight"?
"I hate Obama, what a fucking ass clown!"
"you shouldnt hate, but i understand where your comin from. besides, he is only a willing pawn, in a cruel game."
"uncle tom"
"Barack Obama, or the Bionic Artificial Reasoning And Computing Kyke-hating Organism Bent on AMerican Annihilation, is nothing more than a sophisticated Holographic automaton. How can anyone hate science? Even if that science was programed for destruction"
It's amazing how far a simple anti-smoking bill goes in motivating the Ron Paul Revolutionaries to a diarrheic discharge of conspiratorial vitriol.
Sudden disappearance is more indicative of either a) an ongoing affair, or b) legally shady activity.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
As gibbering-crazy that is, I'm always one to appreciate an extended nonsensical-acronym.
That acronym makes MODOK suddenly seem very sensible.
Like, is he upset with Obama for "hating kykes"? If so, why would he call then kykes?
Some of my best friends are kykes.
I don't know, man. The guy is from my synagogue, so I'm guessing that in his twisted brain, Obama's slightly harder stance towards Israel and secret Muslimness makes him a Jew-hater, or something. I guess "kyke" was the only thing that fit in his backronym?
And you're right, wwt.
It is but as half-Jew myself I only use it around my fellow kykes, kyke please, so you can't use it. Because you know us Jews don't deserve a Jewish history month as we only suffered through slavery twice and a holocaust. I guess our minority is less interesting in the US. Sorry about the tangent but I hate when other minorities still play the victim.
And yeah, nasty racial slurs are nasty. Probably a good idea to refrain from that one in the future, I'll be sure to edit it out from future editions of "Chopper Dave's crazy libertarian Facebook acquaintances."
I know you struggle mightily with rather basic concepts, but you do realize the US never enslaved Jews, nor did we perpetrate the Holocaust, nor have Jews in the US been denied the basic dignity of their own culture by having their names, histories, and countries of origin taken away from them. So yeah, blacks get a "history month" - I suggest you cry about it.
New theory based on his wife not knowing where he was and the fact that it was Father's Day.
Illegitimate child FTW!
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I was all, like, "Dude, what has he got against Kyles? Generally, dudes named Kyle are pretty cool."
How many times did you try it with just spaces before going with periods, Jeffe?
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I'm fairly sure this is why Fox hired him
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What is really scary is that he puts these quotes in to his book
he MEANT to say that stuff
he uses most of it as proof that he's not a hatemonger
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Too many.
What Beck uses to defend himself is the phrase "And I know you're not."
He claims that people vilify him by taking his statement out of the context of that qualifier, but if people see the full comment he made, "What I feel like Saying is, 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies." And I know you're not."
THAT is his defense. Let me try it out:
Hey ElJeffe, what I feel like saying is, "You are a fucking douchebag." And I know you're not
Was that unoffensive?
Did I do it right?
Let 'em eat fucking pineapples!
Oh, you mean like you did just there? You just sound like a whiny, ignorant douchebag trying to make a stupid point about how you're so offended that you can't use the N-word. The beautiful thing is that you can use that word, only people will think you're a racist fuck and, quite frankly, you'll deserve the scorn you receive as a result. Anyway, good job turning shit around to how oppressed you feel by common decency and accepted social behavior.
So I figure I may as well put it out there for you all to take to any douchebag who uses that term.
Bless her heart, she shouldn't have been wearing those slutty clothes when she was raped.
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You mean May?
If you're going to pretend to act aggrieved you might want to do some basic research first.
...just in case you're not joking...
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A penis, is what I'm trying to say.
And not a very happy one. Perhaps because it thinks it's being compared to Glenn Beck, which would be an insult to actual vipers, let alone one-eyed trouser snakes.
Way to live up to your handle?
In any case, Beck seems to be one of those people who thinks that any horrendously offensive statement is cleansed by prefacing it with a half-assed and insincere positive statement. You don't just see it in political circles, though; it's more of a personality type than anything.
"I mean, Angie is my friend and everything, but lately she's been a huge bitch and I'm sick of listening to her bullshit and all her fucking problems and I wish she'd just shut the fuck up sometimes, I fucking hate that shit"
You also see it a lot in the "I'm not racist, but..." variety.
Him getting paid to say and do these things is the equivelant of you getting paid to recieve Blow Jobs from any women of your choosing twice a day.