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so i went to the hospital for the first time ever

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    so many medical threads

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That was actually Canada_jezus

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    man I thought Moriveth was a girl

    I also used to think Jordyn was a guy

    whats wrong with me why do I always get these things wrong

    exist on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh well then

    nevermind what I just said

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    exist wrote: »
    man I thought Moriveth was a girl

    I also used to think Jordyn was a guy

    whats wrong with me why do I always get these things wrong

    Well, I suppose I do look pretty femme most of the time.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    exist wrote: »
    man I thought Moriveth was a girl

    I also used to think Jordyn was a guy

    whats wrong with me why do I always get these things wrong

    This would work except gay marriage is illegal in California

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    exist wrote: »
    man I thought Moriveth was a girl

    I also used to think Jordyn was a guy

    whats wrong with me why do I always get these things wrong

    but you know i'm a dude, right

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    man I thought Moriveth was a girl

    I also used to think Jordyn was a guy

    whats wrong with me why do I always get these things wrong

    but you know i'm a dude, right

    well i read the story about your boner so

    barely

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    for myself at least

    others today 1st: first time ive peed in a bottle, first time ive ever thought i was going to die, first time ive been on a hospital bed hooked up and everything, first IV with some drug i cant remember the name of but made me stop twitching on the bed so much, and also on the way home i felt pretty marveled by all the greenery i saw not sure if it did that to

    Diagnosis: heart palpitations and possible anxiety disorder


    does anyone want a story? i have to pee first

    so it wasn't torsion?

    >_>


    seriously though, I was in the hospital several times lately, so good luck guy

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    neville not everything is about dicks and balls

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you know what is really painful

    a urethral scope

    yowza

    they anesthetize the tip and openin' for easy sliding in but for example, trying to get past the the opening for the bladder to give a looksie is painful as fuck

    Pony on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    neville not everything is about dicks and balls

    yes it is

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What were you in the hospital for, neville

    Not the AIDS, I hope

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    colon problems
    I have joined Stale and Munkus in the exclusive club.
    Well, for a short while.


    .. I got better.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That was actually my second guess

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i have to eventually go back to the hospital. the first time I had surgery about 2 years ago the doctor was like "so yeah, while we were in there we took a look around and you've also got a hernia that you should get fixed because if you don't your intestines could slip through and that would suck"


    as if he's some sort of car mechanic just looking for up sells.


    so I've spent the last 2 years waiting for the right combination of medical insurance, days off, and so on. Finally it's coming... in September.

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Holy crap Zephyr's story is just D:D:D:

    I haven't been to the hospital in 6 years, hooray for being healthy!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That sucks, Jasc.

    My doctor's trying to upsell me on having my tonsils removed, since I get strep a lot.

    Pros: It might reduce how often I get strep.

    Cons: EXTREMELY painful procedure. Might result in viral sore throats, which cannot be treated with antibiotics and could be "as frequent"

    Gee, let me pick...

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I need to have a bunch of scar tissue removed from my sinus cavity from all of the infections I've had up there

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i have a deviated septum and built up scar tissue inside my nose

    i've had my nose broken a few times and only once did i get it set by a doctor

    so inside is crooked as all fuck

    trying to get on a list to get that shit repaired, might as well seeing as i am not working these days

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i remember asking on this forum about why my heart felt like it was going to rip out my chest cause i couldnt find anything on webmd or anything

    u guys just said "oh you just need exercise"

    yeah never thought it was because my heart and lungs are too close to each other

    fucking people who arent even doctors on the internet

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one day i might actually relate the entire ordeal of my stroke and how it felt to experience that

    let me tell you, it's certainly an unsettling experience

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There's a good TED talk about a nueroscientist who actually went through a stroke. It's a bit sappy but interesting.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i remember asking on this forum about why my heart felt like it was going to rip out my chest cause i couldnt find anything on webmd or anything

    u guys just said "oh you just need exercise"

    yeah never thought it was because my heart and lungs are too close to each other

    fucking people who arent even doctors on the internet

    that's what you get for listening to people pretending to be doctors.

    They might be cheaper but you do get what you pay for.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I had strep finger once and went to the hospital and vomitted bile while watching The Kids Next Door!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i remember asking on this forum about why my heart felt like it was going to rip out my chest cause i couldnt find anything on webmd or anything

    u guys just said "oh you just need exercise"

    yeah never thought it was because my heart and lungs are too close to each other

    fucking people who arent even doctors on the internet

    hahah I remember that

    Weaver on
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i think i blow my nose the most out of anybody in the world

    today while i was running i did a snot rocket and a shitload of bloody boogers shot out.

    it was rad.

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That is rad DL

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this morning i had two dreams

    one had me blowing an impromptu interview for some mysterious position at a Lotus dealership

    in the other i happened upon some college friends who were getting a party together and then NPH shows up and we all chill


    ummm

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Go party at a Lotus dealership

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    only if NPH drives me

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I've had this itch between my little toe and the one next to it that's gotten so bad over the last few days that I'm honesty tempted to chop off my little toe so I can itch it better

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Drew-B wrote: »
    That is rad DL

    it was actually pretty disgusting but awesome at the same time

    most of the awesome comes from it did not land on me while i was running.

    i'm glad we're seeing eye-to-eye here, Drew.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've had this itch between my little toe and the one next to it that's gotten so bad over the last few days that I'm honesty tempted to chop off my little toe so I can itch it better

    Tinactin. It works. Like a fucking charm. I'm about to go hose my foot down too.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what is really painful

    a urethral scope

    yowza

    they anesthetize the tip and openin' for easy sliding in but for example, trying to get past the the opening for the bladder to give a looksie is painful as fuck


    I had a foley cath get infected once.


    That's a religious experience




    mostly praying for death, but still

    Stale on
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    catheter removal and dry socket are two things that i can honestly say are some of the most painful things i've experienced.

    and playing football with a sprained back for 9 weeks.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I think I have a bug bite on the tough part of my foot

    Itchy

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    one day i might actually relate the entire ordeal of my stroke and how it felt to experience that

    let me tell you, it's certainly an unsettling experience

    you want to compare notes?



    burnt almonds and a blue haze.

    Stale on
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm worried because I think I am developing kidney stones.

    That's going to be great.

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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