most definitely podly. I've only been to one good bar -ever-, and as it was near me in Jersey it doesn't even began to compare to a quality city bar I'm sure.
I'd need to bring a notebook to remember what I tried.
I'd vote for The Blind Tiger, The Half Pint (which a lot of tables) Rattle and Hum (which has an insane amount of beers) or Swifte (which is just pretty fun in general)
I would abstain courteously from voting as I don't care where we go so long as it's got beers on top of beers.
You need to come out here sometime, Variable.
My policy is every time I go into a bar, I order whatever microbrew they have on tap that I don't recognize. I've been doing this for, like, two years now and still haven't run out of new things to try.
What the hell other reason is there to socialize with other people? If you aren't trying to use their genitals or ability to move lift heavy things...what other utility can human beings offer?
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or just fucking with us.
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edited July 2009
J is definitely joking
he never would have expected to get laid at the party
I am so tired. Woke up too early, worked 11 hours, watched cruel sister, now... pooped. I have to go up the stairs, though, to sleep... and that shit be sounding hard.
Sexual Parcheesi is a potential consequence of unhygienic sex.
See also: sexual Sorry!; sexual Scrabble;
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edited July 2009
Snoop Dogg has just been blatantly ripping off Zapp and Roger, making it more overtly sexual, and adding an 808 kick, hat, and snare for the last seven or so years now.
most definitely podly. I've only been to one good bar -ever-, and as it was near me in Jersey it doesn't even began to compare to a quality city bar I'm sure.
I'd need to bring a notebook to remember what I tried.
I'd vote for The Blind Tiger, The Half Pint (which a lot of tables) Rattle and Hum (which has an insane amount of beers) or Swifte (which is just pretty fun in general)
I would abstain courteously from voting as I don't care where we go so long as it's got beers on top of beers.
You need to come out here sometime, Variable.
My policy is every time I go into a bar, I order whatever microbrew they have on tap that I don't recognize. I've been doing this for, like, two years now and still haven't run out of new things to try.
I owe the world a night drinking beer with you to make up for when you were in NYC however long back.
I can understand the utility friends provide if one needs to move one's couch or complain about something or fill time. I can understand the utility female friends provide if one desires to fuck them or one desires to use their understandings of female moods in order to get other females to fuck.
But independent some utilitiarian understanding of human beings as means to ends...i'm not sure why one would go be nice at a party in one's yard.
I went out there, I ate some of neighbor's food, I drank some of his scotch, and I sat and made small talk.
What do I have to show for it now? jack-all-nothing except for my neighbor remembering that one time when i was sociable. So maybe, MAYBE, that will provide me some leverage when I move and need to move something heavy.
Other than that? I jsut sat outside for 3 hours for no good god damned reason.
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Snoop Dogg has just been blatantly ripping off Zapp and Roger, making it more overtly sexual, and adding an 808 kick, hat, and snare for the last seven or so years now.
I can understand the utility friends provide if one needs to move one's couch or complain about something or fill time. I can understand the utility female friends provide if one desires to fuck them or one desires to use their understandings of female moods in order to get other females to fuck.
But independent some utilitiarian understanding of human beings as means to ends...i'm not sure why one would go be nice at a party in one's yard.
I went out there, I ate some of neighbor's food, I drank some of his scotch, and I sat and made small talk.
What do I have to show for it now? jack-all-nothing except for my neighbor remembering that one time when i was sociable. So maybe, MAYBE, that will provide me some leverage when I move and need to move something heavy.
Other than that? I jsut sat outside for 3 hours for no good god damned reason.
Because it helps keep you from becoming one of those people who'd rather farm WoW gold for three hours than go hang out with his neighbor and have a few drinks.
I can understand the utility friends provide if one needs to move one's couch or complain about something or fill time. I can understand the utility female friends provide if one desires to fuck them or one desires to use their understandings of female moods in order to get other females to fuck.
But independent some utilitiarian understanding of human beings as means to ends...i'm not sure why one would go be nice at a party in one's yard.
I went out there, I ate some of neighbor's food, I drank some of his scotch, and I sat and made small talk.
What do I have to show for it now? jack-all-nothing except for my neighbor remembering that one time when i was sociable. So maybe, MAYBE, that will provide me some leverage when I move and need to move something heavy.
Other than that? I jsut sat outside for 3 hours for no good god damned reason.
I can understand the utility friends provide if one needs to move one's couch or complain about something or fill time. I can understand the utility female friends provide if one desires to fuck them or one desires to use their understandings of female moods in order to get other females to fuck.
But independent some utilitiarian understanding of human beings as means to ends...i'm not sure why one would go be nice at a party in one's yard.
I went out there, I ate some of neighbor's food, I drank some of his scotch, and I sat and made small talk.
What do I have to show for it now? jack-all-nothing except for my neighbor remembering that one time when i was sociable. So maybe, MAYBE, that will provide me some leverage when I move and need to move something heavy.
Other than that? I jsut sat outside for 3 hours for no good god damned reason.
Because the party we me sitting out there making small talk and wondering why the hell all of these people congregated on my lawn. Sure, I got some food and booze out of it. But I have food and booze. So it's not as if I required their food and booze.
I can understand the utility friends provide if one needs to move one's couch or complain about something or fill time. I can understand the utility female friends provide if one desires to fuck them or one desires to use their understandings of female moods in order to get other females to fuck.
But independent some utilitiarian understanding of human beings as means to ends...i'm not sure why one would go be nice at a party in one's yard.
I went out there, I ate some of neighbor's food, I drank some of his scotch, and I sat and made small talk.
What do I have to show for it now? jack-all-nothing except for my neighbor remembering that one time when i was sociable. So maybe, MAYBE, that will provide me some leverage when I move and need to move something heavy.
Other than that? I jsut sat outside for 3 hours for no good god damned reason.
GOATSE! GOATSE! MY EYES MYEEYEYSEYYEYSYEYSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because the party we me sitting out there making small talk and wondering why the hell all of these people congregated on my lawn. Sure, I got some food and booze out of it. But I have food and booze. So it's not as if I required their food and booze.
I like to be with people sometimes. not all the time, I readily admit, but sometimes it can be nice to just talk to other people.
Because the party we me sitting out there making small talk and wondering why the hell all of these people congregated on my lawn. Sure, I got some food and booze out of it. But I have food and booze. So it's not as if I required their food and booze.
You presumably have wow gold, therefore you do not require those mobs' wow gold.
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I've seen that, but I've never LOOKED at it until just now. ever.
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This interview is over!
Sexual healing is a lie conjured up by the new-age set to push their herbs and creams.
I did forget Parcheesi, though. You're right.
God no. There's always the chance you'll cause the futon to transform while you're carrying it and get your hand caught in it.
_J_, are you being serious?
Or maybe...It's both. :winky:
My policy is every time I go into a bar, I order whatever microbrew they have on tap that I don't recognize. I've been doing this for, like, two years now and still haven't run out of new things to try.
The dude needs an intervention.
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or just fucking with us.
he never would have expected to get laid at the party
You make the thread, I'll make a post about how socializing kicks ass.
See also: sexual Sorry!; sexual Scrabble;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEX2qWoKltk
I owe the world a night drinking beer with you to make up for when you were in NYC however long back.
He has to do it on his own accord.
I'm being about 95% serious.
I can understand the utility friends provide if one needs to move one's couch or complain about something or fill time. I can understand the utility female friends provide if one desires to fuck them or one desires to use their understandings of female moods in order to get other females to fuck.
But independent some utilitiarian understanding of human beings as means to ends...i'm not sure why one would go be nice at a party in one's yard.
I went out there, I ate some of neighbor's food, I drank some of his scotch, and I sat and made small talk.
What do I have to show for it now? jack-all-nothing except for my neighbor remembering that one time when i was sociable. So maybe, MAYBE, that will provide me some leverage when I move and need to move something heavy.
Other than that? I jsut sat outside for 3 hours for no good god damned reason.
sexual mousetrap
Man, you gotta do shit right. 400 thread count egyptian cotton, smooth jazz, and candles.
You take back what you just said about Marvin Gaye. You take that back right now.
Isn't just about all of popular hip-hop ripping off Zapp and Roger right now?
I thought of that one too, but I was worried it make the joke too long.
Let's make this a game
sexual blackjack
sexual poker
sexual Clue
sexual Life
sexual checkers
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense to me.
Because the party we me sitting out there making small talk and wondering why the hell all of these people congregated on my lawn. Sure, I got some food and booze out of it. But I have food and booze. So it's not as if I required their food and booze.
Sexual Calvin Ball
GOATSE! GOATSE! MY EYES MYEEYEYSEYYEYSYEYSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to be with people sometimes. not all the time, I readily admit, but sometimes it can be nice to just talk to other people.
MOST LIKELY YES!
ugh.