Holy hell did the healthcare thread just come off the rails.
I like it that he admits to trolling. Makes it easier. Also it's amazing how he seems to be terrified of gays, but then says everyone else is acting like little girls.
Oh no, the gay! Keep it away! *jumps up on chair*
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"I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
Holy hell did the healthcare thread just come off the rails.
I like it that he admits to trolling. Makes it easier. Also it's amazing how he seems to be terrified of gays, but then says everyone else is acting like little girls.
Oh no, the gay! Keep it away! *jumps up on chair*
You see Bruno? There is one part where
he is touching this dude at a swingers party, who is getting blown right there, but the guy, instead of just telling him he isn't into that rants at him like "I AIN'T INTO NO QUEER STUFF" or another part where they are in the MMA octagon and he makes out with another dude. There are like... dudes crying and stuff.
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and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
I want to give the forum conservatives a chance. I want to listen and go "Hmm, they have a point there." But they just try their damnedest to not let me do that.
I want to give the forum conservatives a chance. I want to listen and go "Hmm, they have a point there." But they just try their damnedest to not let me do that.
That is because conservative just means libertarian combined with bigot. While I disagree with libertarian ideals I don't think they are without any merit.
JebusUD on
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"
i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off
see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed
my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car
all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick
so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"
i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off
see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed
my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car
all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick
hell of a way to wake up i say
Mostly wondering about the "with a loaded pistol" part of that story.
That was basically any time both my mom and I were at home and awake between the ages of ~12 and 17 (when I moved out).
I spent a lot of time in the woods / on the beach. And in the summer went just about full on nocturnal (go to bed round 7 AM).
My mom and I used to get along. Things got strained. I've grown colder towards her.
Basically we just rehash the same argument over and over. If you were to tape our screaming matches, you could possibly pinpoint where the conversation loops. Tonight I got bored and told her to go to bed because things were pointless. She bitched for a little while longer, then I said it again and she trudged off.
Also, I now have 3 Brazilian kids in my elementary 4th grade class. Two can speak Japanese pretty well, and the other just transferred, and speaks no Japanese whatsoever. Or English, it seems. Nice kid, though.
so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"
i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off
see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed
my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car
all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick
hell of a way to wake up i say
Mostly wondering about the "with a loaded pistol" part of that story.
welcome to Texas
actually, technically speaking i would probably be well protected under the texas castle doctrine had i fired a weapon but it didnt come to that obviously
it was dark and i didn't present the firearm because as i came out the door it became really clear what was happening so i doubt the guy even saw it
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it is spelled pasty
I could edit my post, but I'm lazy.
I don't know about either of those games, but I'm going with Monkey Island based on our user names.
Candy is delicious.
I like it that he admits to trolling. Makes it easier. Also it's amazing how he seems to be terrified of gays, but then says everyone else is acting like little girls.
Oh no, the gay! Keep it away! *jumps up on chair*
You see Bruno? There is one part where
but they're listening to every word I say
that would be hilarious
especially since many homophobic dudes try to assert how manly they are
Feelin' good.
But going to bed feeling like a poop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAe51MrTIto
Get it! Because girls are whiny! And less important than boys! Hilarious!
but they're listening to every word I say
How would one check this? Plus, I just assumed he was Obs. Because didn't that guy get banned again?
but they're listening to every word I say
That is because conservative just means libertarian combined with bigot. While I disagree with libertarian ideals I don't think they are without any merit.
but they're listening to every word I say
No way!
If there was a chance my computer could run that, I would buy it.
Prove it.
I don't need to see his junk.
Or do I?
but they're listening to every word I say
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Startopia. I don't care if steam doesn't have it. Find it and get it.
jesus christ
I need to move out.
Oh man. You have an amazing cock.
I think some of the homosexuals on the forum would enjoy waking up to your cock.
That was basically any time both my mom and I were at home and awake between the ages of ~12 and 17 (when I moved out).
I spent a lot of time in the woods / on the beach. And in the summer went just about full on nocturnal (go to bed round 7 AM).
i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off
see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed
my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car
all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick
hell of a way to wake up i say
Mostly wondering about the "with a loaded pistol" part of that story.
My mom and I used to get along. Things got strained. I've grown colder towards her.
Basically we just rehash the same argument over and over. If you were to tape our screaming matches, you could possibly pinpoint where the conversation loops. Tonight I got bored and told her to go to bed because things were pointless. She bitched for a little while longer, then I said it again and she trudged off.
Also, I now have 3 Brazilian kids in my elementary 4th grade class. Two can speak Japanese pretty well, and the other just transferred, and speaks no Japanese whatsoever. Or English, it seems. Nice kid, though.
welcome to Texas
actually, technically speaking i would probably be well protected under the texas castle doctrine had i fired a weapon but it didnt come to that obviously
it was dark and i didn't present the firearm because as i came out the door it became really clear what was happening so i doubt the guy even saw it
uzi under my pillow like it aint no thang