So hey, I've managed to keep this a super cool secret for a while but I've had a few drinks and i am feeling talky
A number of months ago i met a great gal named Chloe and we hit it off decently. drinks, dancing, eating food, movies, pretty much every rehashed and terrible date idea to start it. We like doing those things so fuck you guys.
fast forward some months to the other day and you'll have me proposing
fast forward about 5 seconds after that and you'll see her saying yes
I think i inherited the "not talking about significant other" syndrome from my mom
so we set the date for the whole shindig on November 12th, it's far enough away from all our respective holidays and birthdays that we probably won't have to change it!
the whole thing is set to go down in Tampa, Florida
who wants to goddamn come to Raneados' fucking wedding
This was a pretty decent lie, except that you neglected to check what day of the week November 12th is. Lies are easily ruined by careless details! (It's a Thursday, which is just not when you do weddings. I mean it is simply not done! Harumph!) But good work otherwise!
So hey, I've managed to keep this a super cool secret for a while but I've had a few drinks and i am feeling talky
A number of months ago i met a great gal named Chloe and we hit it off decently. drinks, dancing, eating food, movies, pretty much every rehashed and terrible date idea to start it. We like doing those things so fuck you guys.
fast forward some months to the other day and you'll have me proposing
fast forward about 5 seconds after that and you'll see her saying yes
I think i inherited the "not talking about significant other" syndrome from my mom
so we set the date for the whole shindig on November 12th, it's far enough away from all our respective holidays and birthdays that we probably won't have to change it!
the whole thing is set to go down in Tampa, Florida
who wants to goddamn come to Raneados' fucking wedding
This was a pretty decent lie, except that you neglected to check what day of the week November 7th is. Lies are easily ruined by careless details! (It's a Thursday, which is just not when you do weddings. I mean it is simply not done! Harumph!) But good work otherwise!
My stepdad tried to get me to drink a lot, and said stuff about my breasts and such.
Yeah that's one of the creepiest things I can think of. (Also that's where strippers and porn stars come from, so at least it didn't go that way.)
my aunt's husband (she got married when I was like, twenty, so it's hard to think of him as my uncle) was up at my sister's high school asking her friends if he could take pictures of them with his cell phone
So hey, I've managed to keep this a super cool secret for a while but I've had a few drinks and i am feeling talky
A number of months ago i met a great gal named Chloe and we hit it off decently. drinks, dancing, eating food, movies, pretty much every rehashed and terrible date idea to start it. We like doing those things so fuck you guys.
fast forward some months to the other day and you'll have me proposing
fast forward about 5 seconds after that and you'll see her saying yes
I think i inherited the "not talking about significant other" syndrome from my mom
so we set the date for the whole shindig on November 12th, it's far enough away from all our respective holidays and birthdays that we probably won't have to change it!
the whole thing is set to go down in Tampa, Florida
who wants to goddamn come to Raneados' fucking wedding
This was a pretty decent lie, except that you neglected to check what day of the week November 7th is. Lies are easily ruined by careless details! (It's a Thursday, which is just not when you do weddings. I mean it is simply not done! Harumph!) But good work otherwise!
which is fine except he said november 12th
Oh. Yeah. That's what I meant to say. November 7th actually is a Saturday. November 12th is a Thursday.
Holy shit, I just typed "Novemeth 12th is a Saturday." What the fuck? I need more sleep.
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Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
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senator raneados does sound cool though
but zz snoozefest
i'd have to liven up that party
tumbleweed on tumbleweed crime is rather prevalent there I have heard
and uh
mole rats?
Senator Raneados: Anal Princess 9
two tumbleweeds in the same spot
that's a riot.
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This was a pretty decent lie, except that you neglected to check what day of the week November 12th is. Lies are easily ruined by careless details! (It's a Thursday, which is just not when you do weddings. I mean it is simply not done! Harumph!) But good work otherwise!
two tumbleweeds
rubbing up against each other
harder and harder
faster and faster
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which is fine except he said november 12th
Yeah that's one of the creepiest things I can think of. (Also that's where strippers and porn stars come from, so at least it didn't go that way.)
in south dakota
you can sometimes find a dude with teeth
and not like teeth on string around his neck
in his mouf
okay
my aunt's husband (she got married when I was like, twenty, so it's hard to think of him as my uncle) was up at my sister's high school asking her friends if he could take pictures of them with his cell phone
creepy as shit
Was your stepdad by any chance the Burger King?
And uh he got busted once for selling lots and lots of pot.
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What kind of things?
Satans..... hints.....
I'm kind of glad you said this, because it's something I want to post about all the time when I'm around dogs, and never do.
But they look so darned cute when they sleep!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Probably comenting about the protractor.
Was your stepdad arrested by batman for the pot?
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
again, anyway
One time he mentioned how "nicely" they were "coming in."
:?
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Oh. Yeah. That's what I meant to say. November 7th actually is a Saturday. November 12th is a Thursday.
Holy shit, I just typed "Novemeth 12th is a Saturday." What the fuck? I need more sleep.
batman can't arrest batman
ayup. nice titty crop this year.
but the phrase "titty crop" is still really creepy to me
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I see nothing wrong