Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else
t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.
if i was serious about quitting id buy a pack of cloves cause it gets me the nicotine to kill the craving, but i almost have to talk myself into smoking one
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whaaaat thats odd
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see you're saying that you don't like my taste
but all I'm hearing is that you want to give me a rimjob
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you keep writing these checks with your hands
you'd better hope your mouth can cash them
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1. roll my own cigarette
2. blow smoke rings
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I'm down for a rolled cigarette now and again
I've very nearly quit, anyway
I only buy a pack when I know I'm going to be drinking
which is about once a month or so
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the drummer in my band was also quitting, and the sheer urge not to give up first kept me going
Come on people. You're all smart. Why smoke?
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no that's straws
but when you try to tell me that I'm dumb for liking it
well then you're being a cocksucker
um
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BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME
duuuuurrrrrrrrrp
and they are fucking expensive
because, as i'm sure you know, i am a cigar smoker.
We need another porno-paintover thread. Forgot what the term was for them. Maybe that was it.
You will find out on the 12th of November?
Why do I drink soda? Because it gives me tingly pleasure.
i stopped smoking and started biting my nails
vicious cycle
like penis? olol
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one of the caveats of an oral fixation.