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New Jersey: Nice Kidney you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this reminds me of the time a wiseguy restaurant owner in Elizabeth tried to burn his place down for the insurance, but fucked up and caught a gas pipe, blowing up an entire block.

    i fucking love my state

    Since I've never heard of this, I'd wager it probably wasn't the whole block.

    I am so glad they finally got someone in Deal for something like this (better irony that the cooperating witness was the son of Deal's rabbi) since those people could be by and large the most hostile and shady I've ever had to deal with, and I work in Union County.

    My god how they didn't get Healy or Bollwage on this or the last round of arrests (a few years ago as part of the same operation) is a miracle.

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    From the sounds of it, they got all of these arrests from 1 informant. So, it's even more amazing just how much that one guy could get himself into.

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    From the sounds of it, they got all of these arrests from 1 informant. So, it's even more amazing just how much that one guy could get himself into.

    He was the son of a rabbi in Deal, and he popped onto the federal authorities radar initially when he tried to deposit an invalid check for 25 million dollars.

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    RedTide wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    From the sounds of it, they got all of these arrests from 1 informant. So, it's even more amazing just how much that one guy could get himself into.

    He was the son of a rabbi in Deal, and he popped onto the federal authorities radar initially when he tried to deposit an invalid check for 25 million dollars.

    I think I knew that guy when he was younger...
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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    galenblade wrote: »
    Ah, New Jersey. Armpit of the East Coast.

    "Sir, what is this $40,000 item on the budget? I'm not sure what you mean."

    "Well, we need to clean up our image as a state."

    "Yes, but a deodorant stick 200 miles wide?"

    Come on, you know better than that. It's Jersey.

    Deodorant would be in a spray can.

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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    galenblade wrote: »
    Ah, New Jersey. Armpit of the East Coast.

    "Sir, what is this $40,000 item on the budget? I'm not sure what you mean."

    "Well, we need to clean up our image as a state."

    "Yes, but a deodorant stick 200 miles wide?"

    Come on, you know better than that. It's Jersey.

    Deodorant would be in an Axe body spray can.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    galenblade wrote: »
    Ah, New Jersey. Armpit of the East Coast.

    "Sir, what is this $40,000 item on the budget? I'm not sure what you mean."

    "Well, we need to clean up our image as a state."

    "Yes, but a deodorant stick 200 miles wide?"

    Come on, you know better than that. It's Jersey.

    Deodorant would be in an Axe body spray can.

    Well that was implied.

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