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Rane gets neutered: who wants to come

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I smoked because I was bored when driving
    I smoked only when I drove
    I have a new car now and will probably stop smoking because of the tiny ash tray and eventual stink
    OH NOES IT IS AN ADDICTION?!

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    maybe you should get a radio or something instead

    Wren on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    natek, you need counseling

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    Aren't cloves just as bad/worse than regular cigarettes?

    Come on people. You're all smart. Why smoke?

    this kind of thing is pretty futile

    I'm sure everyone here has been indoctrinated since birth with the dangers of indulging in tobacco products

    your typical smoker likely just doesn't care

    That definitely makes it not really stupid.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    natek, you need counseling

    you are right
    tomorrow I will smoke a whole pack, just for you
    not sure I can do it but I will try so hard
    for you
    :cry:

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The first thing I do when I check out a used car is open the ashtray. If it looks like it's ever been used (for ashes), my offer for the vehicle drops by about $1000.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    natek wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    natek, you need counseling

    you are right
    tomorrow I will smoke a whole pack, just for you
    not sure I can do it but I will try so hard
    for you
    :cry:

    go go go go go

    Loomdun on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    rane is this your "fool-proof" plan on how to get citizenship?

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I make my own cigarettes because regular ones are weird

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bent wrote: »
    I make my own cigarettes because regular ones are weird

    yeah, I started doing that again instead of buying because holy balls 60% off for an hour-a-pack workload? I'll take it!

    @natek: I almost never smoke while I drive. If I do, it's going to be in a place where there's a relatively slow speed limit, lots of traffic going slow or no traffic at all. Distractions while driving = not a good idea at all.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm talking about loose leaf tobacco and rolling papers as opposed to those little machines with empty tubes

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    bent wrote: »
    I'm talking about loose leaf tobacco and rolling papers as opposed to those little machines with empty tubes

    yeah well have fun getting shit everywhere and your thumbs seizing up. Meanwhile I'll be doing it five times as fast

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    bent wrote: »
    I make my own cigarettes because regular ones are weird

    yeah, I started doing that again instead of buying because holy balls 60% off for an hour-a-pack workload? I'll take it!

    @natek: I almost never smoke while I drive. If I do, it's going to be in a place where there's a relatively slow speed limit, lots of traffic going slow or no traffic at all. Distractions while driving = not a good idea at all.

    I'm talking about small city driving. speed limits under 55 mph, two lane highways, and cars never grouped together. big cities I would be afraid to smoke while driving. I hate driving on them big highways

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    God damn it I hate[ it when people smoke in their cars and then flick their still-burning butt out of the window.

    Especially at night.

    Because I've seen a few engine fires before and damn it those sparking ashes look almost just like the start of one.

    Basically what I am saying is if you ever flick your cigarette butt out of your window when I am driving in front of you and then we happen to stop at the same rest stop I am going to flick the rest of your cigarettes down your esophagus.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    wait you're angry because you mistake a cigarette butt for an engine fire what

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i hate that because it's littering and fuck litterbugs

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    This girl on OkCupid is telling me that her friend would be really into me. I'm biting a hole in my lip to keep from asking if an average-sized rowboat could support her friend without capsizing.

    Red Machine D apparently tried to meet my current gf through okcupid like a year ago.

    She shot his ass down. I saw his name on her aim list and was like "WTF GOD NO!" and she was like "I dunno he's some creepy dude that tried to meet me through a dating site, i ignored him"

    then i opened her eyes to the horribleness that is red machine d

    Grath on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    God damn it I hate[ it when people smoke in their cars and then flick their still-burning butt out of the window.

    Especially at night.

    Because I've seen a few engine fires before and damn it those sparking ashes look almost just like the start of one.

    Basically what I am saying is if you ever flick your cigarette butt out of your window when I am driving in front of you and then we happen to stop at the same rest stop I am going to flick the rest of your cigarettes down your esophagus.

    Wow if you really believe that those can cause engine fires you need to seriously take a class on cars.

    The amount of heat generated by an engine compared to a cigarette is like the sun compared to a burning pile of garbage in your back yard

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Grath wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    This girl on OkCupid is telling me that her friend would be really into me. I'm biting a hole in my lip to keep from asking if an average-sized rowboat could support her friend without capsizing.

    Red Machine D apparently tried to meet my current gf through okcupid like a year ago.

    She shot his ass down. I saw his name on her aim list and was like "WTF GOD NO!" and she was like "I dunno he's some creepy dude that tried to meet me through a dating site, i ignored him"

    then i opened her eyes to the horribleness that is red machine d

    Well done.

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    i need somebody to find the whole group 3 or whatever it was that he posted

    i wanna show her that.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    i dont even know what red machien d is

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    i dont even know what red machien d is
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQs83V-uAsE

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    i cant see youtube from work please tell me thats the DDR video.

    Grath on
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it is

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    tis

    i love how mori is just standing there awkwardly

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    i dont even know what red machien d is
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQs83V-uAsE

    thats not a real person i dont believe it

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    surprisingly agile on the DDR dance floor

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    I was watching from behind the camera when that happend. he does NOT move that fast in person. its a trick of the camera or something.

    Grath on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so
    is rane really getting married
    I'm terribly confused

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    yes he is

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    believe everything on the internet

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well I never know what to believe.

    This is the kind of stuff you retards actually do, so how am I to know

    ascot on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I just nudged my coffee maker while going for a cup
    stupid pot fell out and smashed all over
    :(

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    so
    is rane really getting married
    I'm terribly confused

    NOPE!

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    natek wrote: »
    I just nudged my coffee maker while going for a cup
    stupid pot fell out and smashed all over
    :(

    Did the coffee happen to fly up and scald your face?

    ascot on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    I just nudged my coffee maker while going for a cup
    stupid pot fell out and smashed all over
    :(

    Did the coffee happen to fly up and scald your face?

    some got on my toes
    :(

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The red machine D video makes me laugh every time.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    natek is this a lying thread lie or did you actually spill coffee?

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    no I actually did spill a half full coffee pot

    but the good news is now we get a new coffee maker!

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Congratulations/that-sucks-about-the-spilling-stuff!!!

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