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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I want them to make Blood Ocean into a real movie

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am getting this movie right now.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Oh hey, it's that girl from My Girl.

    I'm not sure I'm ready to see her sweater puppies.

    Or I am, I'm not sure.

    Holy crap I didn't even notice. I had a crush on her for a bit.

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    EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I saw my girl on TV 3 days ago. I watched it for 10 minutes. I couldn't get the chorus of the song out of my head.

    Its back now.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    General Nemo wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I will watch this and then make the sequel:

    BLOODBOAT: THE BOAT THAT BLED

    BLOOD TRAIN: THIS SHIT IS FULL OF BLOOD

    They could make a prequel called BLOOD DIRIGIBLE: BLIMP OF THE DAMNED

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    So wait, a few drops of blood falls into the engine and it works, and he goes right to murderous rampage to fuel his vehicle?

    Did he even try to find out what component in the blood worked? What about other blood sources, like pig or cow? Maybe only his blood works and once he's dead the source of fuel is gone?

    This guy was a lousy scientist. I think he just wanted an excuse to kill people.

    No no no

    first he keeps cutting himself so that he doesn't have to hurt others

    as for the meat part he's a vegan! he doesn't want to use animals

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So wait, a few drops of blood falls into the engine and it works, and he goes right to murderous rampage to fuel his vehicle?

    Did he even try to find out what component in the blood worked? What about other blood sources, like pig or cow? Maybe only his blood works and once he's dead the source of fuel is gone?

    This guy was a lousy scientist. I think he just wanted an excuse to kill people.

    No no no

    first he keeps cutting himself so that he doesn't have to hurt others

    as for the meat part he's a vegan! he doesn't want to use animals

    Humans are animals.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hunter you're being silly dumb

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Animal blood doesn't work for some reason. Only the blood of humans.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Look, I'm all for using hemoglobin to power automobiles, but I'm not cool with people being all willy nilly in their beliefs.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, if you had to choose between getting laid, or keeping your anti killing animals beliefs, what would you do?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    if you had to choose between Blood Car being awesome and Blood Car being logically sound, which one would you choose

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I knew I recognized that Anna Chlumsky girl. She was "Liz Lemler" (floyd's original girlfriend) in 30 Rock.

    Also the girl in My Girl apparently.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'd kill a bus full of nuns to get some action, especially if killing said nuns meant I didn't have to spend cash on gas for the next month.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If I get to see Anna Chlumsky's tits, I'm on board.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The way he gets people into his trunk (where the blood intake is) is generally pretty funny. You people should watch this movie.

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    EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I read an article today about vegans who eat road kill. They say fox is delicious.

    I tried to claim a deer once, but my roommates didn't want me to skin a deer in the carport. Landlords probably felt the same.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    no but seriously check this movie out

    you can download it from the official website and I think there are a few other places around the internet (although it isn't on iTunes, which is a shame)

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So wait, a few drops of blood falls into the engine and it works, and he goes right to murderous rampage to fuel his vehicle?

    Did he even try to find out what component in the blood worked? What about other blood sources, like pig or cow? Maybe only his blood works and once he's dead the source of fuel is gone?

    This guy was a lousy scientist. I think he just wanted an excuse to kill people.

    No no no

    first he keeps cutting himself so that he doesn't have to hurt others

    as for the meat part he's a vegan! he doesn't want to use animals

    Humans are animals.

    ANIMALS DON'T HAVE SOULS, HUNTER.

    HUMANS HAVE SOULS.

    HUMANS ARE NOT ANIMALS.

    Geez, it's like you never went to an intensive militant vocational Bible summer camp or something.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    One turkey season I cleaned my kill and my roommates kill on the back patio of the dorm. After 1 was dressed, I started to gather a crowd of onlookers who were both impressed and frightened at my ability to nonchalantly clean a bird carcass without concern for blood, guts, and feathers.

    One of the girls puked at the sight of my discard bucket.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    So wait, a few drops of blood falls into the engine and it works, and he goes right to murderous rampage to fuel his vehicle?

    Did he even try to find out what component in the blood worked? What about other blood sources, like pig or cow? Maybe only his blood works and once he's dead the source of fuel is gone?

    This guy was a lousy scientist. I think he just wanted an excuse to kill people.

    No no no

    first he keeps cutting himself so that he doesn't have to hurt others

    as for the meat part he's a vegan! he doesn't want to use animals

    Humans are animals.

    ANIMALS DON'T HAVE SOULS, HUNTER.

    HUMANS HAVE SOULS.

    HUMANS ARE NOT ANIMALS.

    Geez, it's like you never went to an intensive militant vocational Bible summer camp or something.

    So if animals don't have souls, and only those with pure souls go to heaven, then all dogs don't go to heaven.

    So you're telling me my beloved pet beagle and my wife's wonderful dachshund will not greet me at the pearly gates for eternity?

    Why do you hate puppies, freedom, and happiness?

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    cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Résumé:

    Bird Skinning

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    EskimoDave wrote: »
    I read an article today about vegans who eat road kill. They say fox is delicious.

    I tried to claim a deer once, but my roommates didn't want me to skin a deer in the carport. Landlords probably felt the same.

    You don't want to eat meat that has been killed in that fashion. Ruptured internal organs could mean the meat is contaminated.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    They're lucky it wasn't deer season.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Why do you hate puppies, freedom, and happiness?

    Because the Bible tells me so.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Why do you hate puppies, freedom, and happiness?

    Because the Bible tells me so.

    The bible also says shellfish is an abomination, yet shrimp cocktail is delightful.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cowmeet wrote: »
    Résumé:

    Bird Skinning

    that's a lot of accents

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    One turkey season I cleaned my kill and my roommates kill on the back patio of the dorm. After 1 was dressed, I started to gather a crowd of onlookers who were both impressed and frightened at my ability to nonchalantly clean a bird carcass without concern for blood, guts, and feathers.

    One of the girls puked at the sight of my discard bucket.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Why do you hate puppies, freedom, and happiness?

    Because the Bible tells me so.

    The bible also says shellfish is an abomination, yet shrimp cocktail is delightful.

    Ceremonial laws don't apply any more! Just the moral laws!

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    EskimoDave wrote: »
    I read an article today about vegans who eat road kill. They say fox is delicious.

    I tried to claim a deer once, but my roommates didn't want me to skin a deer in the carport. Landlords probably felt the same.

    You don't want to eat meat that has been killed in that fashion. Ruptured internal organs could mean the meat is contaminated.

    I was just coming in here to say this. Animals killed by extreme blunt trauma usually have really nasty meat plus the chance of contamination.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Contamination is just flavor...

    to the High-Life man.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh god High Life huurgh.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this movie gets two thumb stumps up from me

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Imagine if we blinged out Blood Car with Blood Diamonds. That would be extreme and it would piss off celebrities like Leo DeCaprio.

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Unless this movie has bloody tits, I aint watching

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it has tits, i don't believe they are bloody though.

    dammit, you'd think i'd remember if i saw the girl from My Girl's tits. I don't think you do though...

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dr. Frenchenstein wrote: »
    it has tits, i don't believe they are bloody though.

    dammit, you'd think i'd remember if i saw the girl from My Girl's tits. I don't think you do though...

    Sometimes, you don't need to remember. Sometimes, all you need is imagination.

    Also - Blood Beach.
    http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/blood-beach-trailer/299762

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    just netflixed this

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    No My Girl tits. Almost though.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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