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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dammit. The blue-footed boobie's home is in Ecuador. I can't get a cock all the way out to Ecuador just for some boobies!

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I just found that the "gender" page on conservapedia redirects to the "sex" page.

    It is brilliant. Why have a gender page? Gender is sex!

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    You should play Dwarf Fortress, VH.


    It's not online in any capacity but you'll talk about it like it is.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A multiplayer dwarf fortress would actually be kinda bitching.

    I mean, changes would have to be made but, tis an intriguing prospect.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    VH - is it from this site?

    http://www.cms.playcatan.com/

    Brian you are literally the straw man nice guys have daily aneurysms over.

    WHY DO YOU TEXT HIM BACK HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE HE THREW YOU AWAY YOU WOULD BE MY QUEEN
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Brian, yes, but the site is in english somewhere too.

    VH: I'm not sure if I have time to play a full game of Catan, to be honest.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Found it, created the account and downloaded the client. I'm ready.

    Brian you are literally the straw man nice guys have daily aneurysms over.

    WHY DO YOU TEXT HIM BACK HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE HE THREW YOU AWAY YOU WOULD BE MY QUEEN
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanks, VH.

    It was such a huge hassle for me to arrange this (DMV only being open Tue-Fri and me working those mornings, usually), and for me to hound my eye doctor to sign that I can still drive despite my one blind eye... man, I really don't want to have to take this thing again on another day if I fail.
    I seriously wouldn't stress about it. If you're having trouble with a question, think of the most extreme thing you could do that is still reasonable. For example, I had another question like this:

    What should you do when the light turns green?

    a. Accelerate instantly.
    b. Make sure nobody is coming, then proceed.
    c. Wait 2 seconds and then proceed.

    Well (a) is obviously wrong. (b) makes sense, but when I took it, I thought (c) was the safest one, so I selected it. If I'd thought about it more, though, waiting 2 seconds after a light turns green is kind of a long time; people will honk at you and shit. Plus, you're just waiting, you're not actually checking to see if it's safe. So I got the question wrong; it was (b). Just be sure to think about each question.

    Also, the test is pretty forgiving. I think you only have to get something like 14 of 20 questions correct, or a similar sort of ratio, so if you honest-to-god don't know the answer to one, just choose something and don't worry about it.

    The written test is seriously not a big deal, as long as you put on your thinking cap when you take it. Think of all the idiots with licenses out there.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Like, multiple players would each have their own civilization?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Brian, yes, but the site is in english somewhere too.

    VH: I'm not sure if I have time to play a full game of Catan, to be honest.
    Well fuck you then.

    Dominion? (Sorry Brian)

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like, multiple players would each have their own civilization?

    Yeah, and eventually you'd bump into eachother, and could trade or wage war or somesuch.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Should you commit vehicular manslaughter?

    A : Always.
    B : Never.
    C : Sometimes.
    D : Just when you see Davies, that prick.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also i've never played catan and don't have the game if it is something you have to buy

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Just imagine the wars you'd wage for space and resources.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man see I go through all the effort...jerks.

    oh and moniker, wouldnt C and D be the same answer?

    Brian you are literally the straw man nice guys have daily aneurysms over.

    WHY DO YOU TEXT HIM BACK HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE HE THREW YOU AWAY YOU WOULD BE MY QUEEN
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Appreciated, VH.

    So, I have:

    -DL-180 form to apply for permit, with filled out section with a clean bill of health from my physical
    -DL-102 form to prove that I meet the eyesight requirements despite failing the in-house test (though I am 20/800 in my bad eye, I am eligible to drive without glasses)
    -$33 money order
    -social security card
    -birth certificate
    -two pieces of mail establishing current residence
    -hope
    -change

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I'd like multi-player DF just to see the inevitable crazy arms race people would post on their internet.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey chat.


    wowspeaks:
    Spoiler:

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2009
    I checked my new roomie's FB profile, and among her favorite movies are: Amelie, Delicatessen, Good Bye Lenin, The Royal Tenenbaums, and Zoolander.

    We will get along just fine.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Forum downess is a downer.

    Brian you are literally the straw man nice guys have daily aneurysms over.

    WHY DO YOU TEXT HIM BACK HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE HE THREW YOU AWAY YOU WOULD BE MY QUEEN
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    someone buy me a copy of the gentleman's companion.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey DUE, what's the deal with your Wii?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I checked my new roomie's FB profile, and among her favorite movies are: Amelie, Delicatessen, Good Bye Lenin, The Royal Tenenbaums, and Zoolander.

    We will get along just fine.

    OH GOD YOU PICKED UP A HIPSTER

    RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey DUE, what's the deal with your Wii?

    I have a job interview tomorrow. Kind of waiting to see how that goes down before I start selling things. But I will inform you promptly afterward.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So.

    Forums.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Are up.

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  • VariableVariable Detective of Perspective Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I dvd whores today with the cirterion sale, and I actually bought 2 of two different movies. stupid. I even made lists but of course I forgot the list in the car at the second b&n and was too lazy to go back for it.

    on the plus side I get money back.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Someone come put me to bed.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Whee summer vacation!

    Also, it seems I threw away that beer bottle I got from the Ghibli Museum :( Time to go back!

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Someone come put me to bed.

    Are you a hot chick?

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I checked my new roomie's FB profile, and among her favorite movies are: Amelie, Delicatessen, Good Bye Lenin, The Royal Tenenbaums, and Zoolander.

    We will get along just fine.

    OH GOD YOU PICKED UP A HIPSTER

    RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

    Who else wouldn't mind my weird film obsessions, though? 'Film buffs', and those are often even more annoying than hipsters.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Someone come put me to bed.

    Are you a hot chick?

    Define hot chick.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2009
    Spiders are wicked cool. Don't let Tarranon tell you different.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    They really are.

    I'm still trying to figure out where the "spin really fucking complicated web" gene is.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    did you know that on average a person swallows 40,000 spiders a night

  • JokermanJokerman Lord Paramount of the Neckbeards Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    spending the weekend with the girlfriend , do ibeg her to watch moon or the hurt locker?

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    did you know that on average a person swallows 40,000 spiders a night

    It's true.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
    3DS: 3668-7498-6513
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I checked my new roomie's FB profile, and among her favorite movies are: Amelie, Delicatessen, Good Bye Lenin, The Royal Tenenbaums, and Zoolander.

    We will get along just fine.

    OH GOD YOU PICKED UP A HIPSTER

    RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

    Who else wouldn't mind my weird film obsessions, though? 'Film buffs', and those are often even more annoying than hipsters.

    I know. My last relationship was with one of those hipster folks so that's why I advocated running. Adverse reaction. You'll be fine son.
    Spoiler:

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