The Comic for July the 29th, 2009

Seriously · July 2009

Linksville · July 2009

I could use a shirt.

Dr.Funkenstein · July 2009

Good for you, Srsly

Tonkka · July 2009

I need a shirt.

FAQ · July 2009

seriously doesn't fuck around

Tasteticle · July 2009

I enjoy the fact that is wasn't an outright no from her.

Volucrisus Aedrius · July 2009

A bathtub full of ice sounds like a great way to beat the heat.

He was selling it wrong.

DarkPrimus · July 2009

Man, one ice cube to the back of the neck is enough to wake a man from deep slumber to full alertness in an instant.

I don't wanna know what a bathtub full touching all your sensitive bits is gonna end up doing sensory-wise.

Olivaw · July 2009

I can tell you already there's gonna be a lot of people who don't get this comic

But I do, and it's pretty funny

MacGuffin · July 2009

This is relevant

Seriously · July 2009

Thank you all

This is your moment.

the cheat · July 2009

right now jumping naked into a bath full of ice sounds like a fine idea.

Mojo_Jojo · July 2009

Olivaw wrote: »

I can tell you already there's gonna be a lot of people who don't get this comic

But I do, and it's pretty funny

Right here. I don't see how ice links to greed. Somebody enlighten me.

Seriously · July 2009

Greedy people are frequently ice cold.

Also, the imagry is evocative of getting your kidney stolen.

Shorty · July 2009

I was thinking more like it was the preamble to corpse sex, which is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get.

Panda4You · July 2009

I saw this in a CSI episode.

Szechuanosaurus · July 2009

Shorty wrote: »

I was thinking more like it was the preamble to corpse sex, which is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get.

No it isn't. Refusing to have sex with your partner because you are eating a big chocolate cake all by yourself is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get. And homo sex too, for that matter. Only then it might be a strawberry gateaux or something, I'm not entirely in tune with homosexual mores.

Hello Waterface · July 2009

Shouldn't the first speech bubble technically say, "I need you to lie down in this bathtub..."? To place an object somewhere is to "lay (it) down," while placing your own body somewhere is to "lie down."

DarkPrimus · July 2009

Hello Waterface wrote: »

Shouldn't the first speech bubble technically say, "I need you to lie down in this bathtub..."? To place an object somewhere is to "lay (it) down," while placing your own body somewhere is to "lie down."

God, the debate over the proper usage of lay/lie/lain/laid/etc. gives me such a headache.

Olivaw · July 2009

Mojo_Jojo wrote: »

Olivaw wrote: »

I can tell you already there's gonna be a lot of people who don't get this comic

But I do, and it's pretty funny

Right here. I don't see how ice links to greed. Somebody enlighten me.

The objective of the contest is to take a photograph of you doing something greedy in order to win Fabulous Prizes, as far as I know

So Tycho is taking a picture of his wife, who he is pretending to have killed in order to win a shirt

This is the epitome of greed and as such he expects to win

Wren · July 2009

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

I was thinking more like it was the preamble to corpse sex, which is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get.

No it isn't. Refusing to have sex with your partner because you are eating a big chocolate cake all by yourself is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get. And homo sex too, for that matter. Only then it might be a strawberry gateaux or something, I'm not entirely in tune with homosexual mores.

I don't know about you dude but I'm pretty sure no sex doesn't count as sex. otherwise I'm having a whole bunch of sex right now

Slagmire · July 2009

Holy crap - how does her twig-like neck not snap with a melon of such tremendous size and girth?

Fuga · July 2009

not killed, stole the kidney.

Shorty · July 2009

Wren wrote: »

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

I was thinking more like it was the preamble to corpse sex, which is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get.

No it isn't. Refusing to have sex with your partner because you are eating a big chocolate cake all by yourself is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get. And homo sex too, for that matter. Only then it might be a strawberry gateaux or something, I'm not entirely in tune with homosexual mores.

I don't know about you dude but I'm pretty sure no sex doesn't count as sex. otherwise I'm having a whole bunch of sex right now

yes, thank you.

NotASenator · July 2009

This is fantastic.

What a fucking stupid comic con thing.

Lady Eri · July 2009

The ice are diamonds.

KalTorak · July 2009

Fuga wrote: »

not killed, stole the kidney.

This - the "bathtub full of ice" is the classic place to leave your comatose, single-kidneyed victim.

Interesting how Tycho didn't have putting a fake scar on her as part of his plan. Maybe she already has a scar and doesn't know about it.

cooljammer00 · July 2009

First of all, phenomenon.

Second, Brenna is basically indestructable in the comic world, so she should go for it.

GRMike · July 2009

Fivehead alert!

Indie Winter · July 2009

MacGuffin wrote: »

This is relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LrHfxW4XOg

Druhim · July 2009

Tasteticle wrote: »

I enjoy the fact that is wasn't an outright no from her.

oh she's definitely not going to do it
but she wants to hear his rationale so she can determine how crazy he is

Hunter · July 2009

I wonder if Tycho included things like this in his wedding vows to cover his bases. Something along the line of participating in schemes and hijinks.

Skull Man · July 2009

the things our girls endure

Dynagrip · July 2009

Slagmire wrote: »

Holy crap - how does her twig-like neck not snap with a melon of such tremendous size and girth?

Gabe really changed up her design.

DJ Cam Cam · July 2009

This made me think about the movie Minority Report.

Ruckus · July 2009

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Hello Waterface wrote: »

Shouldn't the first speech bubble technically say, "I need you to lie down in this bathtub..."? To place an object somewhere is to "lay (it) down," while placing your own body somewhere is to "lie down."

God, the debate over the proper usage of lay/lie/lain/laid/etc. gives me such a headache.

There's a joke about getting laid and irony in there somewhere.

vrst · July 2009

I can't believe Tycho made a grammatical error with the 'lay down'. It should be 'lie down'.

Grrrr.

edit: oh it already came up.

ResIpsaLoquitur · July 2009

vrst wrote: »

I can't believe Tycho made a grammatical error with the 'lay down'. It should be 'lie down'.

Grrrr.

edit: oh it already came up.

Yes it has, so lie the issue to rest, and try getting lain instead.

RoyceSraphim · July 2009

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my torso, the merch won't reep.

The Geek · July 2009

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

MacGuffin wrote: »

This is relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LrHfxW4XOg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8BxbdQqMRE

babyeatingjesus · July 2009

The Geek wrote: »

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

MacGuffin wrote: »

This is relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LrHfxW4XOg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8BxbdQqMRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C0wnGhDGas

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