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[mini] inPHALLAMOUS - Game Over! City, Cole, Police , but mostly Coutts Victory!

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    I'd rather see vagrant die for epic failure, but I'll vote OrangeSoda for petty revenge.
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  • oakloreoaklore Registered User
    Kime, you callin your shot on Faynor?

    (edit for correct placement of a comma)

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    oaklore wrote: »
    Kime, you callin your shot on Faynor?

    (edit for correct placement of a comma)

    Kill calling comes after vote close.

  • oakloreoaklore Registered User
    I see. TY

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    oaklore wrote: »
    I see. TY

    You're checking so that your evil kill won't overlap and be wasted am i rite

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    Well, seems now is about the right time to start posting. Let's see, !Orange Soda for death tonight.

    Just saw the watchmen again and it was pretty badass.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • HounHoun Jump In Save the WorldRegistered User regular
    Last call. If you still have an order or vote to submit/change, now would be the time.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    How about those local sports teams?

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • oakloreoaklore Registered User
    Not really, but lemme know if I can help your evil agenda by asking questions again, k? :P

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    Uhhh why are we killing me

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    Faynor wrote: »
    I was about to make a joke about your name because I thought it was Element Brain, buuuut it isn't, so the joke doesn't work!

    You wouldnt be the first one. Actually, I think tehspectre went a couple months thinking it was, untill someone made a point of it not being brain.

    Brian you are literally the straw man nice guys have daily aneurysms over.

    WHY DO YOU TEXT HIM BACK HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE HE THREW YOU AWAY YOU WOULD BE MY QUEEN
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    oaklore wrote: »
    Kime, you callin your shot on Faynor?

    (edit for correct placement of a comma)

    Kill calling comes after vote close.

    Unless the narrator manages to post the narration right as the vote closes.

  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    Zandracon wrote: »
    oaklore wrote: »
    Kime, you callin your shot on Faynor?

    (edit for correct placement of a comma)

    Kill calling comes after vote close.

    Unless the narrator manages to post the narration right as the vote closes.

    If you expect Houn to put that much effort in, you don't know Houn.

  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    Zandracon wrote: »
    oaklore wrote: »
    Kime, you callin your shot on Faynor?

    (edit for correct placement of a comma)

    Kill calling comes after vote close.

    Unless the narrator manages to post the narration right as the vote closes.

    If you expect Houn to put that much effort in, you don't know Houn.

    I don't really expect that, but it would be funny.

  • oakloreoaklore Registered User
    @Faynor I don't think we know for sure. I'm guessing from his big yellow ZAP.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    Pretty sure that was a joke there, champ :P

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • HounHoun Jump In Save the WorldRegistered User regular
    Vote is now closed. No, do not expect Dac Vin levels of narration speed. I HAVE started it already, though, so hopefully within 30.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades I am the SwarmRegistered User regular
    Haven't caught up, busy at the moment, forgot I needed to call a kill haha.

    Element Brian

  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    Ah what the hell Kime. Grudged.

    Brian you are literally the straw man nice guys have daily aneurysms over.

    WHY DO YOU TEXT HIM BACK HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE HE THREW YOU AWAY YOU WOULD BE MY QUEEN
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • oakloreoaklore Registered User
    Faynor wrote: »
    Pretty sure that was a joke there, champ :P

    lol didn't mean to scare ya.

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  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    Ah what the hell Kime. Grudged.

    like a grudge against kime means anything.

    half the time he eats the day 1 vote.

    the other half, someone vig's him day 1-2.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades I am the SwarmRegistered User regular
    psolms wrote: »
    Ah what the hell Kime. Grudged.

    like a grudge against kime means anything.

    half the time he eats the day 1 vote.

    the other half, someone vig's him day 1-2.

    It makes life interesting :P.

    Like LIGHTNING!

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Pretty sure I would never vig kime.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    Pretty sure I would never vig kime.

    Liar!

  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    Pretty sure I would never vig kime.

    Why waste a kill on something the village will do for you at the slightest suggestion.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    Pretty sure I would never vig kime.

    Why waste a kill on something the village will do for you at the slightest suggestion.

    I slightly suggest we kill Kime.

    Brian you are literally the straw man nice guys have daily aneurysms over.

    WHY DO YOU TEXT HIM BACK HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE HE THREW YOU AWAY YOU WOULD BE MY QUEEN
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    Pretty sure I would never vig kime.

    Why waste a kill on something the village will do for you at the slightest suggestion.

    I slightly suggest we kill Kime.

    you dont matter, you die tonight.

    :P

  • kimekime Queen of Blades I am the SwarmRegistered User regular
    Silly Brian, that's why I killed you! Can't trust you not to turn on me!

    (OK not really, but shhh.)

  • HounHoun Jump In Save the WorldRegistered User regular
    The Bomb's Aftermath
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    The Lieutenant was back, sealed envelope in hand. She had a ragged, defeated look to her. "It's done, sir. We've got the count... are you sure you still want to go through with this?"

    The Chief let out a short laugh. "Haven't much of a choice, do we Lieutenant?"

    "No, sir, I suppose not. It's just that..."

    He moved gently to cut her off. "Look, I don't like it any more than you, but we've been through this. The mob is going to get blood one way or another. At least this way, we're keeping the suspects safe until we can better investigate their involvement in the blast."

    She frowned, and handed him the envelope. "I just want to make sure you have me on record as having been against it."

    "The record's been noted." The Chief pulled open the vote list. He stared at it for a long while, before finally giving the order. "Get a few men. Go apprehend this Orange Soda, bring him in for questioning. Bring him in the back, so the mob doesn't see him."

    "Yes, sir." The Lieutenant exited the room, and he could hear her barking orders from the hall.

    The Chief turned to the stack of resumés on his desk, then his phone. No shows, no callbacks. Damn.


    Meanwhile, the Police Officer was on foot, in hot pursuit of a suspect in a red hooded sweatshirt. His heart was pounding in his ears, adrenaline surging. This is what it was supposed to be about; no courts, no red tape, just the Good Guys taking down the Bad. A smile crossed his face; this was the happiest he'd ever been since joining the force.

    The suspect rounded the corner into an alley, and the Officer followed. I am the hunter, he thought, and with one smooth motion he rounded the corner, pulled his weapon, dropped to one knee, and fired three shots. The suspect dropped immediately, clutching his leg. The Officer quickly stood and jogged toward him, weapon at the ready. "Reaper Scum..." he said, and took aim at the suspect's head.

    Suddenly, a man dropped from above with the force of a bomb, crushing the suspect beneath him and flinging the Officer back into a dumpster. Blue lightning arced all about, making the hairs on the Officer's neck stand. He struggled to his feet, pain shooting through his shoulder; dislocated, probably. He spat blood from his mouth and glared at the man, who was staring down at the wrecked body of the perp. "Who the fuck are you supposed to be?"

    The man looked up, eyes hard. "Name's Cole. I'll take care of these hoods; you boys just keep the people safe and out of my way." Cole McGrath jumped up to a nearby drainage pipe, scrambled up, and was gone.

    The Officer stood there, a mixture of awe and anger on his face. Finally, the pain in his arm rousing him from his stupor, he walked over to the suspect, and kicked him over to see his face. "Shit," he said. Bending down, he searched the man's pockets until he found a wallet. "Element Brian, 1234 44th St... fuck me." It wasn't a Reaper at all. "Man," said the Officer, "did YOU pick the wrong day to wear red."


    Stumbling from the alley, the Officer rounded the corner, still clutching his arm. A small crowd had gathered nearby, staring up at the jumbo screen in the square. The Voice of Survival, a pirate broadcaster, was on the air again.

    "Listen up Emp City, Voice is here with some major news for you. I heard from a guy that heard from a guy, that the source of all this shit, that bomb that took out half the Historic District? Turns out it was being delivered by guy named Cole McGrath, who's been going by the alias Kime. Not only did this guy cart a bomb right into the middle of the city, but now we're hearing that he's somehow become a supercharged freak, jumping about the city and zapping innocent civilians with some serious Palpatine-style lightning shit. You see this dude, you stay the fuck away, Emp City; or unload a few shots if you got the bullets to spare.

    Voice out."


    "Son of a bitch," muttered Police Officer B:L. He was so engrossed with the images on the screen above him, he didn't notice the Dustmen sneaking up behind him; all he felt was the crack of a rifle stock against his skull. It would be the last thing he ever felt.


    The List:
    Orange Soda, arrested by public concensus
    Element Brian, gunned down by Police Officer B:L, then kill-stolen by Cole McGrath
    Police Officer B:L, abducted and killed by The Dustmen

    A missing persons report has been filed!

    The citizens of Empire City currently regard Cole McGrath as a Thug

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    Oh noes! Kime is evil!

  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    so does that mean we have to vote out kime now? now that hes a thug?

  • kimekime Queen of Blades I am the SwarmRegistered User regular
    Oh B:L. We have such a convoluted relationship....

  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    B:L and Kime killed someone together.

    Did the world just end?

  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    So, I'm guessing the citizens view of Cole determines his win condition.

    Or it's entirely meaningless.

    Who knows? HOUN!

  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    normally, B:L dying would implicate OS as the dustmen. i guess this is good news, so we dont waste a second day voting OS...

  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    hahahahaha

    Brian you are literally the straw man nice guys have daily aneurysms over.

    WHY DO YOU TEXT HIM BACK HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE HE THREW YOU AWAY YOU WOULD BE MY QUEEN
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • OsvikOsvik Registered User
    B:L and Kime killed someone together.

    Did the world just end?


    For B:L it seems to have.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades I am the SwarmRegistered User regular
    B:L and Kime killed someone together.

    Did the world just end?
    "Convoluted," as I said.

    As you probably should be able to guess if you've played the game, gaining a reputation grants me new abilities (best role!). Now I can kill 10 people a night! (I wish haha.)

  • oakloreoaklore Registered User
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    edit: spoilered for bigness

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  • HounHoun Jump In Save the WorldRegistered User regular
    All PMs should be out; if you were expecting one and did not receive, let me know.

    INACTIVUS HUNGERS
    The following players are on probation for failing to vote:
    Fluffy
    Azoth


    DAY TWO BEGINS NOW.

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