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It's time to be ten

Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSURegistered User regular
edited August 2009 in Social Entropy++
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How often have you wished you could be ten again, if only for a few days? HERE IS YOUR CHANCE

some notable ten-year olds:

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(Prince Nikolai of Denmark)

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(this is a movie)

In this thread you are only allowed to post in the manner of yourself at age ten

Talk about things that were important to you at that time

Ask the questions that vexed you

Together we are ten

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh crap I am telling Mrs. Brinson

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    is it time to.....pretend?

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    The power rangers movie is the besssst.

    Ivan Ooze will kick your ass.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »

    I heard burger king has some cool toys let's go to burger king!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't I'm a vegetarian

    everyone pay attention to me and my special needs ok

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh my god what do you mean you have pokemon gold on your computer

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    itt forumers post as though they were ten, results indistinguishable from normal se++

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh man I just got these awesome magic cards man.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh man what do you think it's like to hump somebody

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2009
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh man what do you think it's like to hump somebody

    I saw someone do that on Howard Stern

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I've never wanted to be 10 again.

    Then again, I can't say I remember much of 1995. In a few weeks, I would have been starting 5th grade. Ugh. Middle school sucked.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    slow wrote: »
    itt forumers post as though they were ten, results indistinguishable from normal se++
    *posts about transformers and GI Joe for 100 pages*

    this already happens in another thread, and has lasted over 400 pages

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    today me and a four-year-old both went "wheeeeeee" at exactly the same time when we were going down a gentle grade in a car

    if that tells you anything

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  • TrixTrix Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ten is the only age I ever really remember turning, since it was breaking into the double digits and all. I remember what I wore to school that day: my favorite blue jean shorts with an iron-on patch of a stegosaurus and my favorite over-sized tye-dye shirt, tied with a scrunchy on the side so that you could see the patch on my shorts. I had gotten this amazing necklace that morning - it was rainbow glass in the shape of a heart, and when you flicked a switch, it would glow. I tied my then-straight hair up with a matching tye-dye shoelace, and put "blush" on my cheeks (my mom gave me an old makeup brush of hers that she said had makeup on it for my cheeks, and it worked as a placebo). And to finish the outfit: the rainbow shoes, a pair of plain white sneakers I had colored with sharpies to be quite the eyesore.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    if a white boy is in line between two black girls that is called "jungle fever"

    (this was an actual thing)

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    today is Paul Dini's birthday
    woo hoo

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Playstation is way, way better than N64. N64 has baby graphics and primary colors and Playstation uses CDs so it can store more so they can take photos and use them to skin the characters and make them PHOTO REALISTIC!

    Oh wait, that wasn't me at age 10, that was me 10 years ago!

    At 10 I don't believe I'd ever used an internet before. Or we had just gotten it hooked up because it would be 1994.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't wait for my parents to go to bed so I can sneak out into the living room, grab some Sears catalogues, take them into my room and start cutting out the ladies underwear sections and pasting them into my naughty duotang!

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    if a white boy is in line between two black girls that is called "jungle fever"

    (this was an actual thing)

    had to get ready for middle school man

    it was only like what 3-4 years away

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    when I was ten a girl in my class told me about how the male orgasm worked

    she was a little fuzzy on the details but she had the gist of it down

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I can't wait for my parents to go to bed so I can sneak out into the living room, grab some Sears catalogues, take them into my room and start cutting out the ladies underwear sections and pasting them into my naughty duotang!

    Good times. :^:

    Also, storing porn on 3.5" floppys.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    when I was ten a girl in my class told me about how the male orgasm worked

    she was a little fuzzy on the details but she had the gist of it down
    I only know this in retrospect

    I was not just sitting there as a ten-year-old thinking "nope. wrong. close, but no. what a dumb broad"

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm still fuzzy on the details.

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    in her innocence she left out the final stage, regret

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    when I was ten I stopped making all As

    instead, I made As and Bs because I didn't turn anything in and never did homework

    which lead to the maxim in my house "A is for acceptable, B is for the belt"

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    slow wrote: »
    in her innocence she left out the final stage, regret

    that's only when other people are involved

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I can't wait for my parents to go to bed so I can sneak out into the living room, grab some Sears catalogues, take them into my room and start cutting out the ladies underwear sections and pasting them into my naughty duotang!

    Good times. :^:

    Also, storing porn on 3.5" floppys.

    Helen Hunt...

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    she said boys get happy and then their penises shoot white stuff everywhere

    you have no idea the horrifying mental image this conjured for me

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    when I was ten a girl in my class told me about how the male orgasm worked

    she was a little fuzzy on the details but she had the gist of it down

    a girl in my literature class in tenth grade had never heard of an "erection"

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can only hope you cleared up the matter for her

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I remember nothing about my tenth birthday, except that i got a sweet lego thing on wheels and got to watch the ball drop for the first time

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    when I was ten a girl in my class told me about how the male orgasm worked

    she was a little fuzzy on the details but she had the gist of it down

    a girl in my literature class in tenth grade had never heard of an "erection"

    a girl in seventh grade Social Studies thought Neanderthals were the first domesticated pets of early man

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